I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT
I think you need real-life friends. You might not depend on Twilight so much that way.
I think we're past the age of imaginary friends, don't you?
That is not a date.
Edward is a fictional character.
Don't you have any real friends?
it was the best date ever because you will never get a real live human male to go on one with you anywhere. PERIOD. :)
eh mabye you should go out and meet some people
desperate? need a f'ing life? why don;t you take you cardboard faggot on a date?
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
girl........please don't do this anymoreXDDDDDD
But before [Uncle Bilius] went loopy he was the life and soul of the party,” said Fred. “He used to down an entire bottle of firewhisky, then run onto the dance floor, hoist up his robes, and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his—“
“Yes, he sounds a real charmer,” said Hermione, while Harry roared with laughter.
“Never married, for some reason,” said Ron.
Somewhere in the distance they could hear Peeves zooming through the corridors singing a victory song of his own composition:
We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one, And Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun!
“Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the thing, doesn’t it?” said Ron.
"What are you doing with all those books anyway?" Ron asked.
"Just trying to decide which ones to take with us," said Hermione. When we're looking for the Horcruxes."
"Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library."
Ron: “Sure you’re not thinking of Gorgovitch?”
“Dragomir Gorgovitch, Chaser, transferred to the Chudley Cannons for a record fee two years ago. Record holder for most Quaffle drops in a season.”
“No,” said Harry. “I’m definitely not thinking of Gorgovitch.
“I try not to either,” said Ron.
I wish we had more people like you in England. So I could laugh at you.
this is not a date. this a watching a movie with a cardboard cutout of a fictional character sitting next to you. get a life.
This is obviously a HP fan just pretending to be a Tw*Hard right? I mean no one is REALLY that pathetic right?
I wish I was in the same movie theatre as you. The hilarity and sadness of the situation would have just about made my life. It's a cutout for God's sake, it's not even 3D & doesn't even have a pulse!
having real friends may benefit you
you are an extremly weird person to have done that, you should have at least given him his proper Hogwarts robe
You are never getting laid.
did you make out with him?
bloody hell.. if i was gunna take any cardboard cut out with me, it would have to be harry potter! i want him in my bed
That is freaking awesome! I applaud you for doing that!
please, do us a favor and do not fall in love with a real person. we need people like you out of the gene pool
I laughed so hard at this, the orange juice I was drinking made a reappearance through my nose.
I just jacked off into the hair of the lady in front of me while imagining Edward slowly sucking my blood.
I HOPE this isn't a joke, because I would SOO do that. It's about having a good time and enjoying the saga, and Edward's hot. How is that any different than bringing a wand to a Harry Potter premier?
^^I'm sorry, how is Edward hot? Does. Not. Compute. Does. Not. Compute. OP, you don't get out a lot, do you?
You seriously need a life.
@behindthesegoldeneyes: Completely dressing up and bringing a wand to a Harry Potter premier is completely different than bringing a life-size edward cullen (his name isn't worthy of proper capitalization) to a twilight premier. At least a wand doesn't make you look like a freak. $40 for cardboard versus $31.50 for a wooden Hermione Granger wand? Does that really need a lot of thought?
well at least you admit you are never gonna get laid, have a real date and are probably going to get killed by enragged librarians by the age of 25
(1). I agree with cedricdiggory, I'd have LOVED to be there! I'd have released a thunderous laugh and pointed at you. I'd probably seat right next to your cut-out, and try to talk to him, you know, I gotta be polite. My snacks usually end on the lap of whoever sits to my right, so I guess you'd return home with a sparkly faggot cut-out drenched in soda. A big portion of my snacks included.
(2). You actually spent 6 bucks for a cardboard?... I guess you also made-out with it right? Well, enjoy that date.. cause you probably won't have any real date... just saying it is justifiable and legal. =D
That was your best date ever? With CARDBOARD? Girl, find a real guy , because you need to get laid, big time. Or you can carry on with this fantasy, and then realise too late you wasted your life. And by get laid, I mean with a real person, not a Edward Cullen dildo
Oh dear... Dear oh dear girl...
hahahah best date ever cause you couldn't get a REAL one (:
LOL!!! you are SO SO SO weird and you couldnt get a real date if you tried!!!
Bringing a wand to a Harry Potter premier is just the same as wearing Twilight merchandise. Dressing up as HP characters is the same as dressing up as Twilight characters. Can you saaaay HYPOCRITE? Edward CANNOT be hot. HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. HE IS NOT REAL. HIS NAME IS ROBERT PATTINSON. NOT EDWARD CULLEN.
OP, please get mental help.
You see, this is why you don't get REAL dates...
thats really sad. all i hav to say. and they let u just bring in a card board cut out of rob pattinson? how did you even get him into a seat? i find this very confusing.
*blink blink* *rubs eyes* did I really just read what I read? Here's a suggestion GET A REAL BOY!
Really? That is SUCH a waste of money! How stupid are you people?!?
Well you no life person. Go see a doctor. For mental help. Do all us all a favour won't you?
No one else wanted to go with you so you had to bring cardboard along? Sad.
Two things (1 you just wasted 10 dollars for a ticket for a cardboard cutout (2 you have no friends if you brought a piece of cardboard along.
I hope you do realize that even though you think it's cute and funny that "your life is Twilight", you're just making an idiot out of yourself, you will never get laid, and no one will ever actually love you.
How would you know if it was the best date ever? You've obviously never been on one. and @ behindthesegoldeneyes apparrently you wouldnt do tha because you have a "real" boyfriend who does all this stupid twilight crap and whatever as youve said on other stories. Crucio. I hope you are in immense pain. ~TeamDracoMalfoy123
lmao..gewd idea but i wouldn't have done that
So let me get this straight. You spent an unnecessary $8.50 so that a piece of cardboard could be placed in the seat next to you. And this was your supposed "best date ever." Hon, have you tried interacting with actual people?
"Best date ever"? Get a life.
Shut the fuck up twi haters u dont know how old she is she might be like 9 and ur telling her all this shit this is fucking nothing ok twilight forever. Have a problem then call this number 1(213)210-1826
so um i just dont get why you bought it a ticket....
I...I'm not sure what to say to this. I guess I'll point out how stupid you probably looked...What, did you buy him popcorn and a drink too? Or did he pay for snacks since you bought the tickets?
That may be the saddest thing i've ever heard.
so tell me: did he fuck you after the date, or was he to limp and soggy to perform?
what really saddens me is that she had to buy an extra ticket for the cardboard Cullen. T_T
she couldve folded him up and put him in her bag... >_>
It saddens me that people are this stupid.
the only date you will ever have.
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!! 'Nuff said.
Oh honey, you need a social life....just because Bella didn't have one doesn't mean you shouldn't.
*sniff* love you all...so...proud... ;)
GO RAVENCLAW!!!!!!! BOO TW*TARDS WHO WILL NEVER HAVE A LIFE JUST LIKE THIS GIRL!!!!!!!
My god if this is real I will be forced to hunt you down and shoot you....
Oh. My. God.... This is so sad, you really did this? ...Yes?
...I have just lost all hope for humanity...
You are a sad, strange little girl, you have my pitty.
Those noises you heard in the background? Those were sane people who were laughing at you and whispering about how patheticly desperate you are.
@ behindthesegoldeneyes: is there a difference between bringing a wand and buying an extra seat and going on a date with a cardboard cut out? i think so. MLIA
@OP: lol. I don't know what to say about this...
What you should have done was proceeded to make out with the cardboard cut-out in the middle of the theater, making sure to fall on the floor and roll around a bit while doing so.
@IHateTwi-Tards - Well said. Seriously people...the girl spent MONEY on CARDBOARD, and then called it a date. Good christ. I can't wait until all this hype dies down. When is the last movie coming out?!?!?!?!?!
So do i. bu t i dont bring it 2 publik places. Lord Edward is pERFECT!!!!!!11 MLIT +TEAM EDWARD 4EVA!!!
If I see anyone doing I will buy match sticks lots of them.
@AmiSparkles learn how to type.
Lol. Haters ===> GO FUCKING DIE, PWEEAAASE? ^^ And OP, haha nice. And to anybody who is taking this seriously: Don't. It's a joke. I think. >_>
its spelt please goddammit, im a 14 year old girl and i would like to say in defence of all teens who hate twilight that not all of us are as stupid sad illiterate and thick as every twilight fan on this site
I have so many questions but when I try to write them down the only thing that comes out is: Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why WHY?!
Get a fucking life, whatever virgin posted this.
Doesn't matter, Twilight haters will not die. Twilight will never be my life, never has ever been, because of fangirls like you. (@Chochilalala)
WOOOOOW. Let me guess: your only date ever, and your only kiss, too. I'm quite curious to see how you plan to kiss a 2-d piece of cardboard.
I would fear for future generations, but you'll never reproduce anyway.
well that was a waste of money spend on cardboard... oh... oh wait you were going to see new moon with it? yeah its now a MAJOR waste of time AND money (:
@twilightsuckshorsepoop: you, sir, get a virtual high-five :D
@HarryPotterNinja: I must agree with you also
I agree with DobbysTeaCosy, you don't spend money on cardboard.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
I'm sorry, but that is just creepy
Forever Alone Level: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!
@behindthesegoldeneyes Ok. Let me put this out there first. Yes I am a Harry Potter fan... But I also do like Twilight just not as much as Harry Potter. Now onto the real problem: I'm sorry but REALLY!!!??? If you to bring a wand with you to a Harry Potter Premire it would not look as weird because it's not sitting in a chair next to you. It is most likely either in your lap or in your robe. You aren't trying to share a drink with it and you most definately aren't on a date with it. Siriusly!! Are we really getting stupid enough to compare a cut out of a person to a wand?? I'm sorry but it's people like you and who ever posted this story that makes me lose faith in humanity. Now if you don't mind... I will be off reading Taste of Awesome and MLIA to help me regain at least some confidence in the human race.
one word- LO-waitforit- NER!
one word- LO-waitforit- NER!
To harrypotterrules2, a cardboard cutout of a dead wacko is not worthy of a hogwarts robe. This cutout is, however, worthy of being used as kindling for a fire. Also, to a different user, twilight and Harry potter are mutually exclusive. You either like one or the other.
Lol, I love how you are publicly admitting how mentally unstable you are. Also, @Twilighthater42: I agree. Most people that I'm unfortunate enough to know that are obsessed with Twilight aren't intelligent enough to appreciate something as magnificent as Harry Potter.
A lifeless piece of cardboard was your idea of a date? Oh my pork, get a life!
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