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Today, eating in the crowded employee breakroom I was trying to listen to my manager's whispered conversation in which she was obviously gossiping about people in our department. It . And I thought to myself, "If only Edward were here, I'd know exactly what she's saying..." MLIT

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So twilight! (194) - Needs more twilight.. (537)

Dec 19, 2009 08:30 PM - Work - by KiloSkilo

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Edward isn't real.

#1 - Dec 20, 2009 01:47 PM by averagewizardisbetter
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How about this? Why don't you butt your shameful Twilight-loving face out of someone else's convo? Hmmm?

#2 - Dec 20, 2009 04:01 PM by hogwarts
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He should fire you. Just for your horrible taste in books and your inability to mind your own business.

#3 - Dec 20, 2009 05:50 PM by TeamCedricDiggory
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All comments are right. Stop getting into other people's conversations, if they wanted you to know it, they would tell you. And edward is fake... he'll never be around to tell you other people's thoughts. Stop reading twilight and read harry potter, people actually respect people who read those books. mylifeisaverage and averagewizard ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4 - Dec 20, 2009 06:55 PM by rofl_twilight_sucks
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EDWARD ISN'T REAL

#5 - Dec 21, 2009 12:00 AM by AndBuffyStakedEdward
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if only you had a life, you would know that twi****t isn't real

#6 - Dec 21, 2009 10:18 AM by harrypotter>twi****t
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dude you is really nosey. k and you gotta get a life. maybe burn your twi*ight books and read harry potter. robert patinson lost respect when he left the wizarding world to become a gay, sparkling, imaganiry creature.

#7 - Dec 21, 2009 11:19 AM by Team Voldemort
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The wizard world hates rpatz!

#8 - Dec 22, 2009 12:13 AM by Alayne
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The wizard world hates rpatz!

#9 - Dec 22, 2009 12:15 AM by Alayne
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Voldielicious.

#10 - Dec 22, 2009 10:02 AM by demelzarobins
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Fred and George's Extendable Ears would be a better option

#11 - Dec 22, 2009 10:20 PM by DeathEaterMalfoy
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DeathEaterMalfoy, I would agree, if only this weren't an employed person. StoryPoster: What the sodding WHAT?! Listening in on your employer's conversations is even more shameful than relating an obnoxious eavesdrop to a lecherous, pedophilic creeper, and posting it on this effing site. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME. Hang your heads! SHAMEEE!

#12 - Dec 23, 2009 08:51 AM by HarryPGleek
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Well, he doesn't exist, so too bad!

#13 - Dec 23, 2009 07:48 PM by HPftw
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Go Harry Potter!! And AverageWizard!! Wo-hoo!!

#14 - Dec 23, 2009 07:50 PM by HarryPotterFan6160
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But then you would be arrested for violating privacy. Enjoy your fine, which your parents would probably have to pay for, you homeless poor person without a hat.

#15 - Dec 24, 2009 05:34 PM by Red Scout
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He is not real!

#16 - Dec 26, 2009 09:34 AM by lupinlover
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Bloddy hell what is wrong with you HP fans, what happined? I don't have any respect for you anymore. Why you need to hate, go to twilight sites to insult what they love. Be more respectful, you look like an idiots! I'm a HP fan too but I don't behave like a child. Yea HP is better then Twilight so what? Chill out.... Life is too short to hate! And treat people the way you want to be treated. If not enough... IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!

#17 - Dec 26, 2009 03:27 PM by HP&Twilight4ever
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Extentendable ears would be great, but occlumency could also work as well. Why would you nwant to know whats happening second hand, instead of first

#18 - Jan 3, 2010 04:29 AM by clsteiner
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Silly girl!! You need Fred and George's Extendable Ears to eavesdrop properly!

#19 - Feb 19, 2010 06:52 PM by GinnyWeasleyPotter
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FRED IS MY LOVER!!!

#20 - Mar 17, 2010 03:21 PM by BellatrixR4kids
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hah I'm not a Tw*light fan, and I can even tell you that you're wrong. You're wrong for wanting to hear people's private conversations and Edward can only hear thoughts, am I right? I hope you don't make a fool out of yourself next time dear.

#21 - Jul 2, 2010 11:59 AM by fiaria
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he was talking about you, and how edward isnt real, and niether is sparkles and you suck!!!

#22 - Aug 22, 2010 10:38 PM by hick-a-doo-la
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lol

#23 - Sep 3, 2010 09:36 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Maybe you should keep your faggot nose out of other people's conversations.

#24 - Nov 24, 2010 09:33 PM by Eragonrocks
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