I work at a law firm. Today we received a letter from another law firm thats name contains "Cullen". It was difficult to write a nasty lawyer-y reply when all I could think of was that I was writing to Edward. MLIT.
just pretend you're the volturi.... >:-)
It's sad that even professional adults obsess over twilight
Just pretend that your Sanguini or some other NORMAL vampire writing to Mr. Sparkly, it will be much easier that way.
I refuse to believe that someone managed to get a respectable career at a law firm while obsessing so much over this horrible excuse for a saga.
Obsessing over Harry Potter while being an adult is acceptable. Twilight is not. And trust me, I've been there, I read the books. In eighth grade. I got over them in a month.
'Lawyer-y...'? You know, I don't think you work with the law. Enjoy serving fast food.
May I say: epic win Red Scout? I think so.
You know, I really don't think it'd be that hard to a nasty professional letter of rejection to Mr. Cullen. I also believe I could represent myself better than by having you as my lawyer. Go back to middle school so you can learn proper English.
I agree with aboveaveragewizard.
Bloddy hell what is wrong with you HP fans, what happined? I don't have any respect for you anymore. Why you need to hate, go to twilight sites to insult what they love. Be more respectful, you look like an idiots!
I'm a HP fan too but I don't behave like a child.
Yea HP is better then Twilight so what? Chill out....
Life is too short to hate!
And treat people the way you want to be treated.
If not enough... IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!.................ps. sorry for bad English
I did take offense to your bad English. Corrections: happened, "I don't have any respect for you anymore" would be best rewritten as "I have no respect for you lot anymore" or simply "I've lost my respect". Insert do after "Why" in the third sentence and change the period to a ?, "an idots" should just be "idiots". "then" should be than, and there should be a comma followed by "but" after Twilight in that sentence.
Ahh, I feel so much better now. Bad grammar irks me.
lawyer-y??? Okaaaay. You know. Harry potter is expectable for all ages. Twilight is for tweens and cougar women. So there. TEAM POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@HP&Twilight4ever
Well listen here, I dont care if youre a fellow witch/HPmugglelover but im not going to take that crap. Is it a CRIME to bash some horrible, stalkerish, gross literature that totally clashes horribly with a great and MAGICAL series? I'll admit, I liked both until I actually READ the Twilight books. And that's saying a lot. Dont try and be such a kissup to the Twilight fans. Ive lost my respect for YOU. And I really dont care if I'm being a jerk. That's how I rolll. *apparates in a poof of smoke*
AND IT'S NOT IMMATURITY, IT'S CALLED A SENSE OF HUMOR.
Does the person who works in that office know you were playing at their desk?
how about this: Dear mr. Cullen, I am going to have to reject your buisness company's appraisal, and your stupid series. I wish Voldemort could have spared you, so you would have remained a Hufflepuff, not a nasty Inferi. I thought Hufflepuffs were loyal, you were killed so you betrayed us? tsk, tsk, tsk...It's not that I dislike your series, I just need to let go to keep myself a job and a feeling of higher standard.
Yours remorsefully,
TwilightObsessedLawyerLady
I'll bet he's some drunk abusive bastard who rapes and kills women. But WAIT THAT'S OK because his last name is Cullen, am I correct?
above comment is not correct--she was writing to another law firm who had the name Cullen in the business name. Anyways, this is really sad, that a professional would allow a fictional character to interfere with their business. I feel a little nervous that professionals are spending their time and altering justice because of a series of lame books and movies.
@OP: Just steel your heart and write back anyway.
he filed a restraining order over the many rape attempts by you. EDWARD DOESNT LIKE POONANER!!!
Why are these people here to insult something other people love? If you hate Twilight so much, why are you here? GO AWAY. This is a site for people who actually LIKE Twilight. Not jerks that come on here, actually sit there and make accounts; for what? To make fun of people. If someone likes Twilight, what business of yours is that? Gosh, the ignorant people on this website get me mad. >:o
#24- If you haven't noticed, some of these stories are just laughable. That's why we make fun of the freaky fans on here.
@#24- And God forbid we make you mad right? *rolls eyes*
@24 : People won't stop bashing these things until you've all lost hope and gone to enlightenment and understand that Twilight shouldn't be popular. There are a lot more books that are ten times the MANLINESS than Twilight. I have to admit, I liked the first book but that was just because Bella almost died in one of the last chapters, and it might have been because she had an actual personality before her demise in the second one, which should have just been like "okey im leeving u" "k bai." It should not have been "MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE THIS DUDE I'VE ONLY KNOWN FOR LIKE SEVERAL MONTHS IS GONE. FML."
I didn't know twi-hards were intelligent enough to hold down respectable jobs... I'd've pegged you all for hobos... wait you aren that cool
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