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I work at a daycare in the summertime, and one of the ladies I work with has a son named Jacob Edward. I would laugh every time she would scold him and use his middle name. He was ten, so his name wasn't influenced by Twilight, but he's going to be reminded of that fact forever.

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So twilight! (140) - Needs more twilight.. (196)

Dec 14, 2009 01:58 PM - Work - by Miss Jessica

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Wow. You know, only Twifags would take it to that level. Seriously.

#1 - Dec 16, 2009 06:43 PM by twilightfails
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Leave the YOUNGER GENERATION OUT OF THIS!

#2 - Dec 18, 2009 05:50 PM by Rabightanator
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Poor little kid. He never had a chance

#3 - Dec 20, 2009 10:06 AM by tally7
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That poor, poor little boy.

#4 - Dec 20, 2009 09:30 PM by LadyVoldemort
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Poor kid =(

#5 - Dec 22, 2009 09:54 PM by DeathEaterMalfoy
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oh good grief. poor freaking kid.

#6 - Dec 26, 2009 12:43 AM by peacelovepotter98
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Bloddy hell what is wrong with you HP fans, what happined? I don't have any respect for you anymore. Why you need to hate, go to twilight sites to insult what they love. Be more respectful, you look like an idiots! I'm a HP fan too but I don't behave like a child. Yea HP is better then Twilight so what? Chill out.... Life is too short to hate! And treat people the way you want to be treated. If not enough... IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!.................................sorry for bad English

#7 - Dec 27, 2009 08:28 AM by HP&Twilight4ever
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That poor child. Oh, and the Harry PotterxTwilight war is lameee. They have absolutely nothing in common. Grow up, kiddies.

#8 - Feb 19, 2010 06:10 PM by rochester is MY edward
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YOU FILTHY MUDBLOODS. :)

#9 - Jun 29, 2010 01:47 PM by HPmakesmylife
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and HP&twilight4ever, i see you still have some HP left in you! "bloody 'ell" :)

#10 - Jun 29, 2010 01:48 PM by HPmakesmylife
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that poor kid is gonna need years of treatment after youre done with him he never had a chance:( poor darn kid. feel so sorry for im.

#11 - Aug 2, 2010 04:05 PM by #1twilighthaterforever
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By every idiot who likes Twilight, yes. Stephanie Meyer can suck a cock. love, England

#12 - Aug 11, 2010 01:52 PM by EnglandPrevails
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@OP: MLIT

#13 - Aug 23, 2010 03:42 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Merlin's pants, I'm so sorry for that kid. Maybe he can ask his parents if he can legally change his name...

#14 - Feb 15, 2011 01:53 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Poor, poor kid.

#15 - May 22, 8773 01:27 PM by TwilightSagaSucks
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