Today, MyLifeIsTwilight.com was in The Wall Street Journal. http://bit.ly/5ZWPOD
I LOVED THE ISSUE!!! I HAD TO BUY A SECOND COPY CAUSE ALL MY PAGES ARE STUCK TOGETHER XD!!!!!!
The Apocalypse has arrived.
Who reads the Wall Street Journal?
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People who enjoy reading things that AREN'T just about celebrities and stupid gossip.
I commented on it, because someone else posted a comment about how bad twilight was. I felt she should be put in her place.
she should! i think everybody who disrespected how utterly beautiful twilight is should get a slap in the face! lolss xxxxxxxxxxxxxx MLIT!
Wallstreet journal is a fag paper NEW JOYSY BITCHES
Yes I read the article, it talked about how 14 year old girls have wet dreams about Jacob and fuck huskies to pretend they're Jacob. Fuck Twatlight
Dude, why are you so happy? They were basically making fun of Twilight because it is THE WORST SERIES EVER WRITTEN.
Thank goodness Wall Street takes the time to make fun of failures like this place.
Harry Potter owns and no matter how much you try to hype up twilight, HP will always be the one and only. Team Potter. There's no other team (except Team Voldemort), there's nothing more to say.
wow, you twi****t junkies are truly over-obsessive of a retarded series.
Dumbledores Army... ATTAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!! =D
lol anyone who reads that article will know that twilight is a complete joke and MLIT is a ripoff of MLIA lol. i just laughed for like 10 minutes.
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Bloddy hell what is wrong with you HP fans, what happined? I don't have any respect for you anymore. Why you need to hate, go to twilight sites to insult what they love. Be more respectful, you look like an idiots!
I'm a HP fan too but I don't behave like a child.
Yea HP is better then Twilight so what? Chill out....
Life is too short to hate!
And treat people the way you want to be treated.
If not enough... IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!
Bloddy hell what is wrong with you? Why are you write everywhere this lame comment?
What I don't understand is why all these HP lovers
are comming over here and bagging on twilight. Your saying some of
these people have no lifes. Look at your self! Reading twilight stories! You obviously have no room
to talk. I've read harry potter and it was one of my obsessions for a while. People have
diffrent taste! Weird. Ya twilight wasn't written very well, but I don't
read books to comment on the writting I read them for the
story. We all have diffrent obsessions so get over it and stop being dickheads people!
Ulquiorra because that someone could see this and start to be more respectful, don't you think? Our society don't have much respect anymore.....
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WHATS WRONG WITH YOU TWILIGHT FANS WHO CARES IF WE BEHAVE LIKE CHILDREN?!!!?!?!? THIS IS A WAR MANN!!!
CRUCIO TWLIGHT FANS!!!!!!!!!!!! FEEL DA PAIN!!!!!!!
Look, I like Twilight, I do. It's a beautiful series. What Harry Potter fans that make ugly comments on here are responding to is the utter obsession! You are all sitting around wishing you could get bitten by a vampire and rejecting possible dates because they don't look like edward and putting cardboard cutouts of him over your bed so he can watch you sleep! Okay, it was a great series, but could you all just move on with your lives!? Youre pathetic. I think those of you who post completely obsessive stories like that give twilight a bad name. Just get a life.
And some of the stories on here are okay, but some are a little ridiculous. I'm not saying you are ALL obsessive. I love twilight and I'm not. But some of you disgust me... and the same for you hp fans who come on here and cuss ppl out. Calm down. Harry Potter wins.(says me) But be civil about it.
That's pathetic. And by 'that' I mean just about every post above mine. This just obnoxious. No, I do not like Twilight. I hate it. But honestly, we all have our 'Twilight' moments. Beside that fact, all you hate message posters are not hardcore and edgy by publicly bashing. It's flat-out trashy and unattractive. All of you, even the 20-some year olds, have some growing up to do. Screaming at each other over the internet is not cool by any means, nor does defending your opinion. Just leave them be and move on. Common sense is not rocket science.
Take it easy Collenheist. I've saved you some twilight cupcakes, you can wash them down with a nice warm mug of "Shut the fuck up"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HOLLENHEIST!
HARRY POTTER HAS IT'S OWN THEME PARK AND MUSICAL.
Where's your Edward now?
Spocks-10x-hotter-than-Ed: THATS RIGHT BITCHES!!! I agree with your username. It reminds me of my friend jenny. ;) By the way writer: That link leads to 4chan ;)
Bella has autassassinophilia.
okay let's face it if all of these sluts that go around screaming "I WANT EDWARD TO FUCK ME HARD IN THE ASS!!!!" and the other sluts that go around "HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT!!!!!?????? YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU BITCH YOUR GONNA DIE ALONE AND FAT AND NO FRIENDS BECUZ YOU WILL NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE EDDIKINS!!!!!!!" Everything will go smoothly and we'll have less fights, The Book doesn't make the series bad (Well it does) but the FANGIRLS make it worse with all their worship to that stupid sparkling vampire that lacks of everything that makes a vampire a vampire exept the fact that he drinks blood, and the werewolf that actually has more personality than the vampire but still as dumb.
Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile.
I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life.
And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this.
Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.
aha that means i show uyp on journal too oooh ah ooh! the fame feel so good!
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Uhm... /b/ella...it's funny that "everyone on this site is *insert your useless ranting and raving here*", and yet YOU spent the most time and effort commenting on this post....Hmmmmmm....
Twilght fans need a reality check. 1. It has no plot 2.if bells didn't smell good and if Edwar wasn't "handsome" they wouldn't be together 3. It's creepy! First he Wants to eat her. Then he watches her sleep. They go out on 1 date and r in love. 4. Bella has no personality 5. some of you are calling it beautiful, but it's just a horribly written story about a stalker. There is no plot, and tree is nothing beautifulnabout the language. It's all cliches and dead metaphors. 6. The whole premise of new moon makes no sense. If jasper is so sensitive to blood that he can't restrain himself from trying to eat his brothers "soulmate" bc of a little paper cut there is no way he could possibly go out in public without revealing himself as a vampire.
Twilght fans need a reality check. 1. It has no plot 2.if bells didn't smell good and if Edwar wasn't "handsome" they wouldn't be together 3. It's creepy! First he Wants to eat her. Then he watches her sleep. They go out on 1 date and r in love. 4. Bella has no personality 5. some of you are calling it beautiful, but it's just a horribly written story about a stalker. There is no plot, and tree is nothing beautifulnabout the language. It's all cliches and dead metaphors. 6. The whole premise of new moon makes no sense. If jasper is so sensitive to blood that he can't restrain himself from trying to eat his brothers "soulmate" bc of a little paper cut there is no way he could possibly go out in public without revealing himself as a vampire.
Also the movies are horrible! Th first one was a low budgit piece of crap. It was unintentionally hilarious. The acting was nonexistent and dull. In new moon Edward was just some creepy guy wearinglipstick and he looked bedazzeled! When he took his shirt off I threw up a little in my mouth. Team potter! Team jk Rowling(aka some1 who can actually write)
These people are CRAZY! CAN YOU PLEASE GET A LIFE!! BITING PEOPLE AND WISHING UR BOYFRIEND WAS EDWARD IS PHYSCO!! ARE YOU FREAKIN SERIOUS..... I MAY SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS ABOUT A BILLION TIMES BUT.... THE TWILIGHT SERIES IS FAAAAKKKEEEEEEE..... THERE IS NO EDWARD NO JACOB NO VAMPIRES SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT IT! PLEASE GROW SOME BRAINS
anyone who posts stories on this website nieed a good dose of mlia. where people take the piss out of twilight by going to the movies dressed as cedric diggory. those people give me hope.
I agree 100% with cheese maree.
The series is a love story... But that is all that it is. A love story. It's four books about a teenager being in love with a sparkly guy. Not about them falling in love, about them BEING in love. It isn't even a GOOD love story. As a full and total Harry Potter fan I must say that Tw*light has no deep plot line and some of the most shallow characters in history. Another point that has been made countless times: Edward Cullen is a stalker and Jacob Black is a pedophile. Sorry, but that completely creeps me out. People find their actions romantic? Next you'll be telling me that the sex offender that lives on my street should not be monitered because his actions were "romantic". One last point: they went on one date and their only conversations were about how they couldn't be together, and yet she was "irrivocably in love with him"?? Where is the logic? Love means nothing the way Meyer tosses it around. PS, to everyone who read this far, thank you.
HP.AllTheWay: you're welcome. And HP&Twilight4ever, you're calling Harry Potter fans idiots, whilst claiming that you are one yourself. So, technically, you're calling yourself an idiot, and proving it by writing "Be more respectful, you look like an idiots!", "Bloddy" and "happined". The grammatical errors in your post are ones that a 7 year-old wouldn't be able to make. Grow the hell up, and stop being a hypocrite. Thankyou :)
why are you even on this site if you don't like twilight? you obviously put a lot of effort into saying how much you hate twilight...if you don't like it, don't read it...simple. we don't bag on harry potter, twilight obviously isn't a fail if it sells so much...so why don't all you haters just fuck off and get off of this site if you hate it. you people are really stupid to waste you time and effort to say you hate twilight...retards! xD
I am Willing to work with Dumbledore's army on this one, ALL TOGETHER!!!!! (DA and DE againt the vampwolves!) CRUCIO ALL OF THESE CHAULDRON BUMS!!!!
My Life is Harry Potter owns all: MLIHP.COM
I am a twilight fan I am a Harry potter fan and yes I am obssed with them both but I don't go on here to bag everyone else just because I have nothing else to do in that five minutes.and to those people who don't even like twilight WTF r u doing on here anyways it's blnot like I go onto a Harry potter website just too curse out at people online or to say that this story has no plot.I go on here because I enjoy reading about what people make up in their minds and too see how I can relate to other people on here.so all u people on here that curse and yell and bag the author of twilight go away no one is listening to u. And how do u think I make the author feel when u come on and say the story sucks and has blno plot. U think it makes her feel proud that she wrote this or that this was a waste of her time and everyone thinks she's stupid. So if u want to curse and be nothing but nice get off my site and go do it somewere else cause I'm tired of hearing about it. Oh and by he way no matter what team ur on there all cool
@15 There is another team!! Team Tyler's Van Because if Edward doesn't regret saving Bella. We do.
OMG! the world has gone to the sewers!!!
@/b/ella: Uh... you're on this site too.
YOU HAIRY POTTER FANS R SOOOOOOOOO LAMM! U ALL SEKRITLY LEIK TWILITE BUT ARE JUSST TOOO DUM TOOO ADMIT IT! -LLORT
The only reason HP fans are on this site is because, well, it's fun to argue with people like twi-hards. Not only are your arguments pointless and wrong which literally has been proven, but your reactions are funny as well.
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