There is a new kid at our school his first name is Cullen. His middle name is Edward!! i was soo MIND BLOWN. HLIT
Well, a few years ago I met someone called Harry Potter, Tom Riddle, Angelina Johnson, Katie Bell, Dean Thomas and Lee Jordan. Ownage.
Why were you mind-blown? because he doesnt have a first name? that's what has me confused right now...
What, does this kid not have a first name?
There are tons of bloody fucking people with the name "Edward" and "Cullen" that were named way before twilight. Get over yourself.
Everyone, go to: dazzlemethis.worpress.com. It's a site for reviewing the Twilight books, by Scottie Summers (comment #3). It's for Twilgith haters and fans alike.
*Twilight*. Not Twilgith.
OMG DUDE THAT IS SO COOL THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER WOW YOUR LIFE IS AMAZING OMGOMGOMG THAT'S LIKE WOW MIND BLOWN THAT IS THE COOLEST THING OVER OH GAWD
OMG DUDE THAT IS SO COOL THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER WOW YOUR LIFE IS AMAZING OMGOMGOMG THAT'S LIKE WOW MIND BLOWN THAT IS THE COOLEST THING OVER OH GAWD
I very much agree. It must be hard having tons of obnoxious girls always calling you by your middle name. Poor kid :(
listen you little fuck, get a fucking life you whore
Ooh, iz he hawt like Edward almitee???? U shuld as him out!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
There is a new kid at our school. His first name is Cullen. His middle name is Edward! My mind was blown! HLIT.*
Love,
Daniel
I have a teacher named Professor Severous Snape, and there kids in my English class named Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasly, and Remus Lupin. Take that, Twihards!
That blows your mind? A poor innocent child being tortured by the terrible Twihards of our society?
Okay... I'll bet there's a sarcastically enthusiastic response starting with something like "OMG!", a dismissal that basically says, "Whatever, loser, lots of people have that name and you're a loser" (except not as nice), and, of course, a book recommendation. *looks at above comments* Wow, I am good, my first two guesses were spot on! But what, no book recommendation? :( Man, you trolls are usually so predictable but then you go and throw a curveball.
Pardon, but.. His FIRST name is Cullen? What the actual fuck.
His life is not twilight just because he had that name. His parents never intended him to be known like that.
Err, they probably did not have Twatlight in mind.
Does he take Latin? Went to Latin convention? I know the kid.
Total. Douche.
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