Today I finished reading Breaking Dawn... I started reading it this morning at 9. I've read the book literally 12 times, not overexagerating, but I know find myself not wanting to date anyone and when i do date someone i break up with them because something doesn't feel right.. he's no Edward.. MLIT
By he's no Edward, you mean stalker right?
Because I totally want my boyfriend to watch me at night, leave me which causes me to try and commit suicide.
Well, you see I want my boyfriend to be like Fred Weasley. Funny, absolutely sexy, a prankster, and is amazing inside and out.
Well then sweetie, you look for your Eddiekins and I'll be looking for my Forge.
personally, i really could use myself a nice Draco Malfoy. Because he's super talented, with a bad side. But he doesnt stalk anyone, or roll around in his girlfriends body glitter, or openly act like a leaky vagina. So yeah, Draco. And also, Harry beat Voldemort, who beat Cedric, who is Robert, who is Edward. So obviously, Harry is better than Edward.
I'm not the only one!! I used to think I was weird because I'd read Breaking Dawn 49 times... Glad to know someone else rereads it too
Has anyone noticed that something is terribly wrong with the timeframe.
9:00 am- started Breaking Dawn
7:00 pm- finished a 756 pg book 12 times
That means she would have had to read it once in about 48 minutes, and averaging 15.75 pages PER MINUTE? thats a page in less than four seconds.
Whoever posted this story is going to die alone, surrounded by cats.
Of course no one's like Edward. No one's a fucking 107 year old virgin.
@voldy.is.moldy. : plus Draco likes to roll around on the floor which is super fun.
Yeah? ive read the entire twilight series 32 times but i did it so i could point out all the gross things wrong with by book. come back when YOUVE read it 32 times
Yeah? ive read the entire twilight series 32 times but i did it so i could point out all the gross things wrong with by book. come back when YOUVE read it 32 times
@Chelsea123442:
You will die alone.
This is pathetic, Fred, George and I are laughing our asses off at you silly muggles xD
Everyone, go to: dazzlemethis.wordpress.com. it's a site for reviewing the Twilight books, written by ScottieSummers (comment #5). It's for Twilight fans and haters alike.
Wow! You wasted your day reading a pointless book. You must be so proud of yourself.
um okay. you want to date a sparkly 1000 year old virgin pervert. understandable.
I really don't understand why nearly everyone likes to compare Harry Potter and Twilight against each other -_- Each book has its good qualities (yes I do prefer Harry Potter), but there really is no point in debating. It's like Star Wars vs Batman (bad comparison, both rock). Btw Vampire Diaries and Underworld make for better vampire films/shows.
I dare you to name ONE good thing about Twilight. I dare you.
Oh, you can't? Yeah me neither.
Oh that was for SparklesFranqula btw
For one, the venom idea does make sense for changing someone into a vampire. (kind of how I like to believe that zombies don't want brains but live flesh and souls because they are a)rotting b)lack a soul, but no matter how many people they eat they can never actually take on a soul because they ate technically dead).
For Twilight, even though we do view it as a messed up relationship, it does work and result in a happily ever after. (You can find multitude of messed up characters and relationships in Disney too, but alas they all end up happy)
It is nice to have a main female character that is just your average plain Jane. One who is not overly pretty, rich or a genius at that. It gives some people someone to relate to. That even though your life is boring and abnormally normal, something extraordinary could happen (even if it comes in the form of sparkly vampires and shapeshifters that refer to themselves as werewolves). All of this is completely fiction though just like Harry Potter, Narnia, LotR, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games, etc.
Btw Stephanie Meyer never intended for the Twilight Saga to be about vampires to begin with. It was seriously supposed to be about Faeries. It was the Editor or someone in that line of department that made her change it to a vampire story because vampires were 'in' at the time, saying it wouldn't sell otherwise, which they were most likely right about
Not sure whats wrong with the formation/submitting of this site, but there are supposed to be several paragraphs in my previous post -_-
& I've read The Hunger Games 15 times & Harry Potter 10, READ A REAL BOOK B*** mlia
May I recommend some new reads for you? Here are some good titles:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
I would like a Draco. But I'm not going to dump every guy I come across because he's no Draco. You want a perv? Go to the hood in the middle of the night and pick one up.
Has any one noticed how all Twihards seem to be weak, pathetic, loser girls who seem like they are totally incapable of fighting for themselves and don't have lives?
You do realize that there is more to literature out there other than just Harry Potter, The Hunger Games and Twilight? Yes. Twilight is, believe it or not, literature! These debates over which one is better than the other is rather petty. Personally I've read and enjoyed all three of the books listed above and can appreciate them for the different aspects that they carry.
And guess what, there are those out there who even find Harry Potter and The Hunger Games to be poorly written as well. It is mostly difficult reads like 'Lord of the Rings', 'Wicked', 'The Portrait of Dorian Gray', etc that are considered to be 'well written'. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Not everyone is going to see things eye to eye.
Overexagerating is both a tautology and a misspelling. Get an education, girl.
Actually I'm Cedric Diggory not Edward Cullen. Cho Chang will forever be the one for me.
Aw well sorry to burst you bubble, but Cedric is currently in a relationship with the super-mega-foxy-hot Cho Chang at the moment...
No relationship is complete without Edwart's lust...errr "love".
In case your curious, here is some of what that involves:
Physcological Abuse
Lack of Emotion
Creepy Staring
OMFG SPARKLES!
This is the one upshot to the twilight series. The uberfans can never have a boyfriend/girlfriend for long enough to have kids
^
Unless rape happens, which is seeming unavoidable for these losers now.
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