Today I realised my dad's name is Jacob, and he has a tatoo of a werewolf. I'm epicly sad that my mother's name isn't Renesmee. ): MLIT
So, let me clear this up- for the first time today, you learned your father's first name? And just noticed his tattoo? And you also think everyone named Jacob automatically should marry someone with the name of a Twilight character? I have some advice for you.
1. Learn how to spell "tattoo"
2. Learn how to spell "epically"
3. Read some Harry Potter, maybe it'll encourage you to be more...observant.
You should be pleased your dad isn't a pedophile.
^^ agreed. maybe you should pull a bella swan and throw yourself off a cliff. she is your hero right??
Out of all seriousness, Jacob and Renesmee's relationship is absolutely disgusting.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
@MylifeisMagic
let me guess, you're an MLIAer too?
I completely agree with mylifeismagic and i saw the post about this on MLIA. MLIA
I saw this post on MLIA and made an account, just so I could tell everyone that MLIA is where I saw the post. MyLifeIsMagic, you are ledgendary.
MLIA is where I saw this too. My day was just made. @MyLifeIsMagic, kudos to you.
MyLifeIsMagic, you are an awesome person. I saw this on MLIA too. MLIA
Is there anyone who's names Renesmee?
I agree, MyLifeIsMagic is amazing. And I saw this on MLIA as well. I do believe we're winning this battle.
That's a little bit sick you want your dad to be a teenage werewolf who millions of nine year old girls fawn over. And how, exactly, is one "epically sad"? How is it determined how epic your depression is?
Firstly, Jacob is a common name for a male. I don't think that the Jacob's of this world want you to ask them whether or not they are a werewolf who likes and annoying Mary Sue... named Bella Swan.
Secondly, I am surprised that you do not know the name of your father. I knew the name of my father since I was seven. How old are you?
Thirdly, how could you possibly be "epically sad"? There is no such thing as being epically sad... maybe depression but definitely not that.
I think I would cry if my name was Renesmee, actually. Bella must have misplaced the baby names book, honestly.
This is unconditionally and irrevocably stupid.
Ahahahaahahaha yes, @MLIApownsMLIT, I think we are.
Hey, let me point out that this website says "You must use correct grammar"
Looks to me this person doesn't even know how to spell grammar.
MLIA
The name "Renesmee" didn't exist until Meyer made it. So unless your mother is three years old, she wouldn't have been named Renesmee.
Of course, it would be more in line with the whole idea of Jacob/Spawnie 'shipping if your mother *were* three years old...
Question: You "just" realized your dad's name is Jacob? How old are you?
HAHAHAHA. #20 , I was JUST about to comment the same exact thing!!!
And Renesmee Carlie Cullen? Sounds alot like she couldn't think of a normal name. All the disgusting people that read Twilight have a million different ways to say Renesmee.
Isn't this MLIT why does everyone talk about Harry potter
First let me say: How in the world did you just realize your father's name? How old are you? Shouldn't you already know your dad's name? If you don't, this is so incredibly sad. Please learn proper grammar, and how to spell "tattoo" and "epically", and please start reading actual books for once. Is this what Twilight teaches you? Bad grammar and stupidity? Or were you already stupid? Must be since you started to read Twilight.
I'm sorry sweetie, but this is what is wrong with your generation.
I'm 'epicly' sad your parents gave birth to an idiot.
"Epic" and "sad" are complete opposites, therefore shouldn't be used in comparing one item. That's like saying, "I'm happily mad...".
You just realized that your Dad's name is Jacob? And you just realized he has a tattoo? You also just realized your Mom's name isn't Renesmee? Keep up the genius work. And be sympathetic. Some people don't even have parents and your "epically sad" your's aren't named after a character from a book. Harry's mom is dead. I bet he wouldn't be epically sad that her name isn't Veronica if he read Twilight (I doubt he would, though, he's better than that.).
You guys are all just Team Edward. It's so obvious.
If that was the case for your mother, it would be a fucked up little family going on there!
Careful, Jacob might try and rape you. Ahahahahah!-*cough cough*
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