Today, there was a big thunderstorm in my town. I told my children that the thunder was vampires playing baseball. MLIT.
I'm so sorry... There are groups and people that can help you with this problem...
Congratulations, your children will grow up to be delusional. Not to mention the embarrassment they'll get when they learn about the water cycle in school. Maybe if they read Harry Potter instead, this could have been prevented.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
I feel so sorry for your children. Give them Harry Potter. Then they can at least grow up normal.
Why lie to children? You should have told them the truth—thunderstorms are clearly the result of breeding Dementors and congregating Death Eaters...
im sorry, you did what? why in the world would you do that to your children? If my mother said something like that to me, i would call child protective services.
You're gonna give them nightmares... They'll probably think of real vampires (i.e. bloodsucking terrible monsters,) and not your prissy little fairies that drink animal blood because they are the "monsters."
1) you just completley screwed your kids brains.
2) THEY ARENT REAL.
3) you need help. seriously.
You need psychiatric help. Siriusly.
^ I see what you did there! And I fucking like it.
^ I see what you did there! And I fucking like it.
Don't scare your child like that why would that be good for anyone say it's Harry defeating Voldemort
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
you are poisoning their minds
DUH I mean what could beat the Harry Potter books?
These kids will need years of therapy.
I told MY kids that it was Pikachu fighting Team Rocket.
Siriusly you need a get a life and stop rotting the brains of the next generation. Give them Harry Potter instead.
MERLINS BEARD!!! i would have told my kids it was the great epic final battle between harry and lord voldemort, not the sparkly gay as hell pixie fairies you call vampires.
Oh my god, I came to the comments page thinking it was gonna be all these Twihards making bloody idiots of themselves, but I got this amazing surprise. I LOVE MY FANDOM.
But... the actual explanation of how thunder happens is SO MUCH COOLER. D:
or you could have explained to them the scientific reaon thunder happens and not create more ignorant people like you. Way to go retard
With all due respect, you really should not be allowed to have children. What kind of responsible mother promotes books in which the boyfriend stalks a girl to her house and watches her sleep?! Would you be okay with it if that happened to your daughter?
I'm sorry, but understand that Twilight is FICTIONAL. Don't teach your kids fiction. OK?
When I have kids, Twilight is banned from the house. So is vampires, unless permission. It's all Harry Potter baby.
And you told your kids it was the vampires? Alright. But don't be surprised when they get home, wearing sparkles, and saying that they have AIDS because they drank blood from their friends.
You are teaching your children lies. Please stop before their young minds explode and tell the world that whenever there is a thunderstorm that vampires are playing baseball... *shakes head in shame*
Well that's very nice of you, they'll have nightmares now. I'd much rather think there was a storm outside than that a bunch of bloodsucking fairies are out to get me.
You feel the need to not only reassure your children vampires are real, but that they can wield weapons without getting defeated. Have fun with the nightmares associated with those bloodsuckers! I know I would be scarred if my parents told me vampires were real!
It's bad enough that you've been damaged by Twilight, but don't expose the kids!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunder read this instead.
It's bad enough that you've been damaged by Twilight, but don't expose the kids!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunder read this instead.
I tremble for our children. People like this are the reason you should have to pass a test to reproduce.
Your poor children. I have the child service number handy, and I may have to call it.
Let me guess... "Terrible parent, blah blah, going to screw up your kids' minds, blah blah, read Harry Potter, blah blah, child protective services." *peeks at other comments* And... I was spot-on. You know, you trolls are really getting predictable.
I know a great therapist!
Lies! Thunder is NOT made by vampires, I feel for your children! BTW even the count from sesame street is a better vampire than your precious Edward...
Why did you not tell them the truth, that it was Sauron with flatulence?
Im Siriusly calling Child Protective Services.
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