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Today I realized that I've read Twilight 27 times. MLIT

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So twilight! (167) - Needs more twilight.. (355)

Jun 28, 2011 10:25 PM - Random - by mybrandofheroin74

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U can beet that!!!!! TEAM EDWARD_+MLIT 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA!!!111 ALL HALE THE ALMITEE CULLENS, THEY WILL SMITE ALL THA HATERZ. TWLIGHT 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVAAND EVA AND EVA!!!!!! BREAKING DAWN NOVEMBER 18, CANT WATE!

#1 - Jul 10, 2011 01:50 PM by AmiSparkles
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Really, AmiSparkles? Then why am I still standing? Your "Almitee Cullens" are just fictional creatures, created by the foul mind of Stephenie Meyer.

#2 - Jun 19, 9813 01:10 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Why?

#3 - Jun 19, 3392 01:10 PM by no questions = no lies
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How do you know it was exactly 27 times unless you counted? And if you counted, then you didn't just 'realize' now, you've been aware of your actions.

#4 - Jun 19, 661 01:11 PM by Twilight Is Evil
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Pfff... I've read Twi-lame a total of less than one time, 'cause I couldn't get through it, it was THAT bad!

#5 - Jul 14, 2011 10:50 AM by BlackhawkDawn
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AmiSparkles is back!? Oh dear lord and lady, save our souls!!!!!!

#6 - Jul 14, 2011 10:52 AM by BlackhawkDawn
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@ami-sparkles GRAMMAR. this person has no life. especially iff they have time to write "AND EVA" 50 f*ckin times.

#7 - Jul 16, 2011 11:52 AM by Emo_Bunnies
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the OP didn't get the point of it the first 27 times, and was trying in vain to understand why anyone would like the books.

#8 - Jul 20, 2011 04:23 PM by Witherwings
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#9 - Jun 19, 703 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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Maybe it's time for you to read Harry Potter

#10 - Jul 25, 2011 09:53 AM by SnivellusSnape
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Today I realized that I've read the Harry Potter series so many times that I can't even count how many times I've read them. I also realized that someone who once liked Twilight had a post on their Tumblr the other day that said "Twilight is almost over." and she responded with "End of an error." Let's just say I have a new level of respect for her.

#11 - Jul 25, 2011 09:54 AM by HarryPotterFTW713
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OH MAH GAWD! WHY R U GUIZZ HATING SOOOOOO MUCH?!?!? YOU HAV NOOOOO LIVES AN READ HAIRY POTTER HAHAHAHAHA I AM SOOOOO MUCH MOAR WITTY THAN U!!1!!! TATS CUZ AI REED TWILITE!

#12 - Jul 29, 2011 12:04 PM by Llot
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Wow, this kid has no life. Reading doesn't necessarily mean you don't have a life, but if you're gonna read the same appalling book over and over, the clearly you have nothing better to do. Harry Potter is different because it's complex in an internal way that causes the reader to be intrigued and enlightened.

#13 - Jul 30, 2011 05:54 PM by Ihateedward
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You would have so much more to your life if you had read Harry Potter 27 times. I mean, seriously. These Twilight freaks need to get a life!! GO HARRY POTTER! :)

#14 - Jun 19, 3827 01:13 PM by aliciaisabel
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wow you can read??? clap clap clap...

#15 - Aug 24, 2011 12:44 AM by hp is cooler
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You must have no brain cells left. I'm surprised you can even spell right.

#16 - Jun 19, 6530 01:22 PM by IAmArthurKirkland
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No I think you are all misunderstanding her. She has read the WORD Twilight 27 times.

#17 - Jan 15, 2012 08:23 PM by SuperTeemo
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I'm surprised the people who like Twilight can even read.

#18 - Jan 21, 2012 07:04 AM by Twilight's_an_abomination
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This one of the saddest facts of the saddest websites ever.

#19 - Feb 10, 2012 08:31 PM by link6474
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You* can beat* that!!!!! TEAM EDWARD+MLIT FOREVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER!!!!!!* ALL HAIL* THE ALMITEE CULLENS, THEY WILL SMITE ALL THE* HATERS*. TWILIGHT* FOREVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND EVER* AND* EVER* AND EVER*!!!!!! BREAKING DAWN NOVEMBER 18, CAN'T* WAIT*!...... Maybe if you read some real literature you would learn how to spell. Just an idea.

#20 - Mar 7, 2012 06:28 PM by Rapunzel
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