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Like OMG, I tots realised today that theres a big glass style house near mine and I flipped out because like Edward Cullen might live there!! But then my mum told me that it was just my neighbours green house... MLIT

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So twilight! (108) - Needs more twilight.. (529)

Jun 25, 2011 03:39 PM - Random - by Bella

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Are you a troll? Please be a troll...

#1 - Jul 14, 2011 09:57 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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you're retarded.

#2 - Jul 14, 2011 09:57 AM by thisisretarded
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I have absolutely nothing to say to this. It assaulted my brain's ability to form rational thought.

#3 - Jul 15, 2011 10:57 AM by no questions = no lies
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Like, tots? That is like The funniest thing I like ever read! OMG, LOL! I actually think you are the stupidest thing. Go read some Harry Potter.

#4 - Jul 19, 2011 09:04 PM by DracoSexGodMalfoy
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HAHAHAHA. HOW FUNNY! Can you now just die?

#5 - Jul 21, 2011 09:42 AM by WeHadRobPattinson1stHP
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#6 - May 23, 768 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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I despise the way you talk.

#7 - Jul 25, 2011 10:29 AM by HarryPotter333
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well......SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!

#8 - Aug 1, 2011 08:21 AM by sonic the hedgeohg
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Wow. I bet you stalked around there at night to make sure there were no sparkly fairy tards there too, huh? Get a life, please. They sell cheap ones at Walmart.

#9 - Aug 9, 2011 04:18 PM by Edward=Fairy
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Oh my gosh you actually thought Edward might live there? ya right. go read some Harry Potter and maybe you'll get your life back.

#10 - May 23, 4022 01:13 PM by aliciaisabel
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Alright guys, lay off. This is quite obviously a troll.

#11 - Sep 13, 2011 02:25 PM by GryffindorGal
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Like seriously?!?!?! OMG I have a glass house too!!! I really hope your not my neighbor. :/

#12 - May 23, 5072 01:18 PM by TeamBella'sDad'sMustache
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wow you sound like a bitch.get a life.

#13 - Oct 22, 2011 11:09 PM by rosie1684
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Like OMG, I tots realised today that theres a big glass style house near mine and I flipped out because like Edward Cullen might live there!! But then my mum told me that it was just my neighbours green house... MLIT *SPELL CHECK. Omygod, I TOTALLY realized today that there's a big, glass-style house near my house. I freaked out because Edward Cullen might live there!(One exclamation) My mom told me that it was just my neighbor's green house. MLIHARRYPOTTER.

#14 - Dec 3, 2011 06:38 PM by LunarLovegood
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#12 YOU'RE WORSE. FUCK YOU. GET A LIFE. READ HARRY POTTER. GOD. YOU STUPID IDIOTS. I'M NOT GOING TO CALL YOU MUGGLES, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF IT.

#15 - Dec 3, 2011 06:40 PM by LunarLovegood
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They're not Muggles, darling. They are the ones that actually deserve to make the thrones on the Magic is Might sculpture: the Twihards. (And they have no clue what I'm talking about.) My life is Harry Potter.

#16 - Dec 7, 2011 02:59 PM by IAmRowenaRavenclaw
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Like OMG you guys will tots not believe this! I mean like seriously! You have got to be kidding me this better be a joke

#17 - Dec 23, 2011 09:13 PM by HarryPotterlovaa
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... When someone starts their phrases with "Like OMG", you know they are either a symbol of the failure of the American education system or a troll.jpg.

#18 - Jan 15, 2012 08:28 PM by SuperTeemo
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Ha. You actually thought that a plant growing area was a house for sparkly nutcases? Fail

#19 - Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM by Twilighthater42
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Never start a sentence with "Like". It's a rule of writing.

#20 - Mar 7, 2012 06:32 PM by Rapunzel
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Hello troller, are you from mylifeisaverage? If not, go there, you'll fit right in. If you aren't a troller.........no, you have to be a troller.

#21 - Aug 19, 2012 12:42 AM by wutkee
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