Today, my friend lives in a neighborrhood where a guy who lives just two house down looks like edward. We paid a kid to knock in his door . He was very nice and the kid asked what was his name, he said jacob. Ironicly HOT! MLIT - My Life Is Twilight | I don't think I could be any more obsessed..

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Today, my friend lives in a neighborrhood where a guy who lives just two house down looks like edward. We paid a kid to knock in his door . He was very nice and the kid asked what was his name, he said jacob. Ironicly HOT! MLIT

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So twilight! (89) - Needs more twilight.. (189)

Jun 23, 2011 04:39 PM - Random - by blueriot001

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Please stop worshiping a crappy novel.

#1 - May 19, 3872 01:10 PM by no questions = no lies
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^ amen. I liked Cedric Diggory better before Voldemort made him a vampire..

#2 - Jul 27, 2011 11:24 AM by singingcutie95
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Sweetie, I don't think you understand irony.

#3 - Aug 8, 2011 10:19 PM by ravenclawgrrl
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YOU SAW CEDRIC DIGGORY!!!!! HE LIVED!!!!!!! but apparently, when you get killed by voldemort, you turn into a 100-something year old virgin that is a sparkly gay as hell pixie fairy

#4 - Aug 20, 2011 10:54 AM by harrypotterrulestheworld
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Is everyone on this site a troll or are these people for real?

#5 - May 19, 5180 01:14 PM by courtyardapocalypse
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Can people leave the gays out of this Twi-shit? They want nothing to do with it.