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I have watched twilight 26 times in a row. MLIT

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So twilight! (1039) - Needs more twilight.. (841)

Mar 14, 2010 02:39 PM - Random - by Totaldramacamp

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Wow... I bet you noticed nothing different. Like, if you read Harry Potter for the 26th time you would notice new things. YNAL (

#1 - Mar 14, 2010 05:09 PM by BellatrixR4kids
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you mean like harry potters actually good

#2 - Mar 14, 2010 08:43 PM by FrankieDawn
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Wow, you must have some magical powers there, because when i watched Twilight the first time my eyes burned out in the first ten minutes.

#3 - Mar 14, 2010 09:52 PM by Visirium
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wow someone has no life whast so ever

#4 - Mar 15, 2010 09:11 AM by SoraKingdomHearts
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^ Says the person bullying on a TWILIGHT fansite...hmmm?

#5 - Mar 15, 2010 07:34 PM by J.Jenks
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^Says the person bullying the bully who's bullying this retarded fandom worthy of bullying.

#6 - Mar 16, 2010 12:27 AM by Visirium
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I doubt you would notice anything new, its just a book for kids that people take to fart...ZOMG JUST LIKE PPL WITH TWILIGHT! Seems to me it's like the pot calling the kettle black.

#7 - Mar 16, 2010 01:37 PM by 420Thedudemeister69
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I haven't even seen Harry Potter that many times. Someone's having trouble with obsession.~

#8 - Mar 16, 2010 07:14 PM by PigfartsPigfarts
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GET A LIFE! MLIA RULES!

#9 - Mar 17, 2010 12:34 PM by edwardisafairy
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I have no problem with people with no lives. But there's a limit... That's fifty two hours and twenty six minutes of your life you will never get back. And yeah. That is over two days.

#10 - Mar 17, 2010 06:40 PM by Kai
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loser much? four things, depending what team you are on: 1. edward is a gay stalker that should go die in a hole. 2. jacob is a pedophile who should also go die in said hole. 3. bella is a mary-sue who, once again, needs to go die in the hole. and 4. you obviously have no brain anymore, because as Kai said, you have wasted 52 hours, 26 minutes of your life watching that sh!t. dumb@$$.... Ps. i could post a trillion things, but it told me to "try and be respectful." So here's your respect. PPs. Eh, forget the respect. GO DIE IN THE FUCKING HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

#11 - Mar 17, 2010 07:10 PM by harrypotterisbeast
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I just need to get this out: SPARKLE!! Holy shit, how can anyone be that dimwitted. I repeat: SPARKLE!! Honestly, I sometimes wish Edward was a 9th Horcrux just so I could stab him with a sword.

#12 - Mar 17, 2010 07:12 PM by twilightsucksbootycheeks
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^fail, there are only 7 :)

#13 - Mar 17, 2010 07:24 PM by harrypotterisbeast
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@Totaldramacamp: You are awesome.

#14 - Mar 17, 2010 11:06 PM by behindthesegoldeneyes
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twilightsucksbootycheeks I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MADE MY DAY!!! TWILIGHT = FAIL!!!!!!!!!

#15 - Mar 18, 2010 08:54 AM by SoraKingdomHearts
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woah, shouldnt you go out or something? i mean, thats two days without any fresh air or exercise

#16 - Mar 18, 2010 02:00 PM by team_pokemon
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So you wasted over 24 hours of your life watching the same movie that you'll probably forget about once you turn 20?

#17 - Mar 18, 2010 02:06 PM by TheRowlingStones
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With the the time you wasted warmtching that pathetic excuse for a movie you could have read Harry potter. Your brain cells would have increased not decreased. Why do u think twitards r so stupid

#18 - Mar 18, 2010 07:01 PM by Dracomalfoyisbetter
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SO????? I WATCHED IT 72 TIMES!!!! BEAT THAT SUCKA!!! p.s. draco's UGLY, dracomalfoyisbetter.

#19 - Mar 18, 2010 11:04 PM by JacobsfemaleDog.
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Twilight sucks. Always remember kids, *pokes username*

#20 - Mar 19, 2010 04:19 PM by HarryPotterIsTheAnswer
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@ harrypotterisbeast: I think the person above you counted the 6 Horcruxes, and the two leftover bits of soul - in Harry and in Voldemort, of course. The ninth in the the Inferius of Cedric Diggory (Pattinson looked better alive anyway).

#21 - Mar 19, 2010 09:31 PM by Team_Emmett
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@Team_Emmett: twilightsucksbootycheeks is my friend, she was at my house and no, she was not counting voldemort as a horcrux. i quickly corrected her, besides, that's not really a horcrux thats just him and his retarded mulitated soul.

#22 - Mar 20, 2010 10:55 AM by harrypotterisbeast
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"JacobsfemaleDog" LOL most retarded name on this website yet!

#23 - Mar 20, 2010 02:12 PM by Visirium
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@Visirium- maybe you should look up the definition of bully again. Not everyone just lies down and takes the crap, that doesn't make them a bully. It's called taking a stand. Sorry, try again.

#24 - Mar 20, 2010 03:30 PM by iKilledVoldemort
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I think that might break my record...but I did see New Moon in theaters like 13 times! MLIT

#25 - Mar 20, 2010 04:16 PM by TexasAngel
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Jacob'sBitch: Hopeless.... Honestly, have you even SEEN Tom Felton? Boy has got it goin on!! But then again, I suppose you think Oliver Phelps is ugly too... That's quite sad, really.

#26 - Mar 20, 2010 05:13 PM by bookwork_13
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Wow, a Twi-tard that can actually count to 26.

#27 - Mar 20, 2010 09:12 PM by ImInRavenclaw
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This is so bizarre. I just found this place. Why are so many harry potter fans on a twilight site? It looks like there are more of you than there are twilight fans. It's almost like you guys are more obsessed with it than the fans. I'm weirded out, haha. You guys are bloody ridiculous.

#28 - Mar 20, 2010 10:35 PM by Stefanie717
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@IkilledVoldemort Mind.blown. OLOL.

#29 - Mar 20, 2010 11:42 PM by Visirium
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woooow...ur cool i like the twilight books but the movie SUCKS!!! how could you watch tht 26 times in a row i get bored trying to sit through it once

#30 - Mar 23, 2010 02:29 PM by ashiee181
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POST #27 IS FULL OF WIN.

#31 - Mar 24, 2010 07:26 PM by HarryPotterIsTheAnswer
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Jesus Christ you are awesome

#32 - Mar 26, 2010 11:13 AM by sky and alan
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How are you NOT dead yet?!

#33 - Mar 29, 2010 09:52 AM by ItsLevio-osa.NotLeviosa-a
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Wow.How can you watch that 26 times without dying?Seriously I want to know.

#34 - Apr 1, 2010 12:35 PM by TEAMHARRYPOTTER4EVER
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same

#35 - Apr 1, 2010 12:43 PM by devmelnorchr
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@JacobsfemaleDog- three words: GET A LIFE. 72 times????? you fail at life. and don't diss our draco!!!!! i will hunt you down and make you wish you had never been born. P.S. MLIA RULES!!! and harrypotterisbeast and twilightsucksbootycheeks, you guys just made my day :)

#36 - Apr 3, 2010 07:49 AM by HPgirl7
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@HPgirl7- why thank you! and hehe! oh btw, you'd love averagewizard.com, it's all HP. DRAMIONE FTW

#37 - Apr 4, 2010 12:48 AM by harrypotterisbeast
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@HPgirl7- why thank you! and hehe! oh btw, you'd love averagewizard.com, it's all HP. DRAMIONE FTW

#38 - Apr 4, 2010 12:48 AM by harrypotterisbeast
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@TheRollingStones: she wont forget it wen she turns 20, she'll probably still be as pathetic and have all this spare time to watch it even more, cuz really? u cant even try to pretend this girl has friends

#39 - Apr 4, 2010 05:40 PM by xoxlizbeth
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MyLifeisHarryPotter FTW. MLIHP.com or MyLifeisHP.com

#40 - Apr 10, 2010 07:16 PM by Eamon
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wow, pathetic much? MY LIFE IS AVERAGE RULES!! sincerely, ~a friend~

#41 - May 3, 2010 01:18 PM by officialvampirefairykilla
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I'll tell you what you need. You need a LIFE basically. i agree with officialvampirefairykilla , MLIA is indeed better.

#42 - May 17, 2010 08:37 AM by cullenwho?
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You need to be admitted to a psych ward.

#43 - May 26, 2010 08:31 AM by Ceesau
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TWILIGHT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 MIT! :D

#44 - Jun 7, 2010 01:50 PM by OTD!!!!!!
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By the way.... my username... (OTD) means... Obbsessive Twilight Disorder!

#45 - Jun 7, 2010 01:51 PM by OTD!!!!!!
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you twitards have been asking why so many people come onto this website even though we hate it. The answer? you are dumb and we like to make fun of you. it's entertaining.

#46 - Jun 18, 2010 07:03 PM by iliketomakefunoftwitards
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Yeah, I have more fun reading the comments on all these posts than the posts themselves :D

#47 - Jun 18, 2010 07:06 PM by aya22
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thats 26 times too many. ps.there were 7 horcruxes but 8 parts of his soul.the cup,the diadem,the diary,the necklace,the ring,nagini,harry and the part that stayed in voldemort.

#48 - Jun 24, 2010 08:18 PM by thehalfbloodprince
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I agree that is 26 times too many. How could you watch it that many times in a row?! And draco is not ugly... hes just got some issues(:

#49 - Jun 28, 2010 08:39 PM by harrypotterfanforever
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HAHA! i beat you 59 TIMES!!!!

#50 - Jul 7, 2010 12:53 AM by jedward112
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kidding. 26 times even i having OTD havent watched it tha much

#51 - Jul 7, 2010 12:55 AM by jedward112
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oh, are you under the imperius curse or something? I hate when that happens!

#52 - Jul 17, 2010 07:53 PM by twilightisanepicfail
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ugh, me too...

#53 - Jul 23, 2010 03:16 PM by RonWeasley
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That movie is approx. 2 hours. If you truly watched it 26 times in a row, you would be sitting and staring at the screen for 52 hours straight....more than 2 full days. I truly hope this is a false post. Otherwise, you don't deserve to live.

#54 - Jul 24, 2010 05:16 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Loser!

#55 - Jul 30, 2010 03:22 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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ALL UZ HATAZ GETA LIFE! TEAM EDWARD +MLIT= JEENYUS!111111!!!!!! You will spend eturnatee in Jamez Cave.

#56 - Jul 30, 2010 03:25 PM by AmiSparkles
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I sure hope this is a lie. That would be very unhealthy to sit in front of a screen for about 52 hours. If this is true, she must have some mad skill. I tried to watch it and I ran out of the theater within three minutes.

#57 - Aug 11, 2010 09:05 AM by TwilghtSucks123456789
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You watched Twilight 26 Times in a Row! Nice work!

#58 - Aug 15, 2010 09:09 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Congradulations! I watched it once and I bleached my eyes and used brain soap to rid my self of the gayness.

#59 - Aug 15, 2010 05:39 PM by Gryffindor_Seeker
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@AmiSparkles- Ok, so I promised myself I wouldn't nitpick typos. But really? 6 out of 16 words is spelled wrong in those 2 short sentences. That's almost 40%. So why don't you stop typing stupid things in all caps followed by exclamation points and ones and go kill yourself.

#60 - Aug 19, 2010 01:16 PM by #1TwilightHater
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lol

#61 - Sep 2, 2010 07:30 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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YOURE SUCH A LOSER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS YOU ARE FAT STUPID AND UGLY GET A LIFE IDIOT

#62 - Oct 9, 2010 06:48 PM by twilightsucks12345
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So that's TWO DAYS you just wasted. Good for you.

#63 - Nov 25, 2010 11:53 AM by Eragonrocks
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@AmiSparkles: You just scare me. I... I... I don't even have any idea what to say about all your comments. "HATAZ"? "UZ"? "JEENYUS"? "eturnatee"? "jamez cave"? I don't.... Please, please be a troll.

#64 - Jan 20, 2011 02:53 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Please.....Pleases get therapy. They have medication to get rid of your problems. You really need to just not even watch or read anything involving twilight or any other things involoving the saga. Read MLIA, or something better than twilight.....like a textbook. Anything BUT twilight will do. PLEASE GET A LIFE. Thank you.

#65 - Feb 27, 2011 03:20 PM by MyLifeisAVERAGE_NotTwilig
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If you mean in a row without stopping, as opposed to just watching it whenever you felt like watching a movie without watching any others in between, you would have to stay up for over 2 days to watch it that many times in a row. So, that being said, you are either lying, or need to get a job and go to school so you have better and more productive things to do with your life.

#66 - Mar 3, 2011 06:07 PM by BlueBloods
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Ok umm 26 times!?? Isn't that a little much? Before I knew about Harry Potter I was crazy about twilight, but that's because I didn't know there was something better out there. Now I say u can forget team Edward or Jacob. It's now team Malfoy and Potter that anybody in their right mind would worry about. Yes I'm trying to "be respectful" but stuff on this sight is a little to far. I mean i've seen harry potter maybe 26 times but not in a row. I'd like to state that Harry Potter is better for your health... And whoever said Malfoy is ugly needs to take a look at that gay-wad sparkling fairy you people like to call a vampire. Yeah, he sparkles, doesn't eat people, and lives in the Forrest, ummm can someone say tinkerbell???

#67 - Jun 15, 2011 07:15 AM by MalfoyWeasley98
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Do you have no life other than watching a sparkling, gay, 100-whatever year old virgin stalker chase after an overemotional, depressed, clumsy, girl-child?

#68 - Jun 17, 2011 12:44 PM by MLIA_support
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wow that is absolutely pathetic. why don't you go and watch something that's actually good like harry potter. it's a lot better than that crap you're obsessed with now!

#69 - Jul 31, 2011 03:42 AM by HPlover31
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I've watched it 70 times. I have noticed new things thank you. Btw, I do have A LIFE.......*breakingdawn13*

#70 - Oct 29, 2011 06:48 AM by EdwardLover1398
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@Jacobsfemaledog Get a life. Please.

#71 - Dec 6, 2011 05:55 PM by TeamHagridLOL
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You know, I used to find the Twilight Sage okay, but then all these crazy fans appeared from hell and I started hating it. So Twilight fans, don't get angry at us for hating Twilight, it's your own fault that we do in the first place. MLIHP

#72 - Dec 6, 2011 05:56 PM by TeamHagridLOL
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Yay haha there's a ridiculous amount of MLIA'rs on here cuz this is what we do for fun, Twihards.

#73 - Jan 7, 2012 08:56 AM by I'mNoTwihard
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Dear twitards, "It does no good to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - Albus dumbledore "I got the idea for twilight from a dream." - Stephanie Meyer

#74 - May 22, 1510 01:48 PM by DrarryIsSomewhatSexy
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