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A few weeks ago I broke my leg, and I had to be in a boot for prom. I was told I looked like Bella Swan 32 times that night. MLIT

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So twilight! (1978) - Needs more twilight.. (684)

Mar 14, 2010 01:41 PM - My Life - by shewhomustnotbenamed

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A few weeks ago I broke my leg, and I had to be in a boot for prom. I was told I looked like Bella Swan 32 times that night. I then broke THEIR legs. ~trixie

#1 - Mar 14, 2010 05:57 PM by BellatrixR4kids
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That must have sucked. I'm sorry you were compared to that submissive, idiotic, dunderhead all night.

#2 - Mar 14, 2010 07:06 PM by TeamLetsBurnTwilight
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i guess ur kinda lucky.

#3 - Mar 14, 2010 07:20 PM by Jane Volturi
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I'm sorry, i'm terribly sorry. I would have murdered them.

#4 - Mar 14, 2010 09:53 PM by Visirium
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Lemme guess, you were called this by yourselves?

#5 - Mar 15, 2010 03:29 PM by HarrehPottah
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Okay NOT COOL! bella is a BAD role model she smokes weed on camera and doesnt care that her fans see it

#6 - Mar 15, 2010 06:37 PM by SoraKingdomHearts
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I pity you.

#7 - Mar 15, 2010 08:43 PM by sardonic
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haha your lucky....but i would've wanted to be called alice with or without the broken leg...

#8 - Mar 15, 2010 09:44 PM by shy-twinerd
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Oh golly. I wonder how many times I'd be told I look like Harry Potter if I carved a lightning bolt into my forehead.

#9 - Mar 16, 2010 07:16 PM by PigfartsPigfarts
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God, I am so sorry. Poor thing...

#10 - Mar 17, 2010 06:33 PM by Kai
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Must have been a shit prom night. How long did you wait for Edward to arrive until you gave up? MLIA FTW

#11 - Mar 18, 2010 03:04 PM by dumbledorelives
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Haha dimbledore lives that is sooo funny. So true. Writer of this pathetic post get a life. Harry potter forever!!!!

#12 - Mar 18, 2010 07:04 PM by Dracomalfoyisbetter
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evvery1 notice the submitter was she-who-must-not-be-named :) i feel bad 4 u but life goes on!!

#13 - Mar 20, 2010 02:45 PM by iluvluna
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Was that because you were pregnant and mopey, by any chance?

#14 - Mar 20, 2010 09:26 PM by ImInRavenclaw
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OP, I feel SO sorry for you. BellatrixR4kids, exactly what I would do! Long live Harry Potter!

#15 - Mar 21, 2010 02:11 PM by HermioneGranger15
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Poor you~ -pets and gives cookie-

#16 - Mar 22, 2010 10:24 PM by nishiki_23
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YOU POOR HARRY POTTER FAN!! didn't anyone notice (other than i luv luna, thank you for being observant) that the submitter was SheWhoMustNotBeNamed?? I'm so sorry! I hope that you gave all 32 of them a good kick, because they deserved it

#17 - Mar 28, 2010 02:12 PM by GinnyWeasleyPotter
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i woulda luved that.... =)

#18 - Mar 30, 2010 11:49 AM by ashleycullin123
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Really? I would have murdered them. I pity you.

#19 - Apr 14, 2010 11:57 AM by Blodhramr
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you must have been pretty ugly then what have you been smoking?

#20 - Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM by DaWarboss
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If someone would've told ME I look like bella I'd kick 'em with the broken leg. hard.

#21 - Apr 25, 2010 04:13 PM by HermionexGranger
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Know exactly how you feel on that one. Had people do the same to me at prom. Then accidentally stepped on their feet with the leg that was broken. Love your name by the way

#22 - Jun 19, 2010 03:24 PM by theyarekindofawfulbooks
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Hello, I am here from My Life is Average. One of us saw this post while investigating this site- and- naturally- posted an MLIA about it. "Today I read a MLIA about MyLifeIsTwilight.com so Naturally I got curious and decided to check it out. There was one post that said "I broke my leg and it was in a boot for prom. I got told that I looked like Bella Swan at least 30 times that night. I have never been so insulted in my entire life." And her account name was Shewhomustnotbenamed. We must find this girl. She belongs with us!" Well, I have found you- and am recognizing you and recruiting you for the MLIA elite. Thank you.

#23 - Jun 20, 2010 09:49 AM by MLIAer-That's_right_A
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Hello, I am here from My Life is Average. One of us saw this post while investigating this site- and- naturally- posted an MLIA about it. "Today I read a MLIA about MyLifeIsTwilight.com so Naturally I got curious and decided to check it out. There was one post that said "I broke my leg and it was in a boot for prom. I got told that I looked like Bella Swan at least 30 times that night. I have never been so insulted in my entire life." And her account name was Shewhomustnotbenamed. We must find this girl. She belongs with us!" Well, I have found you- and am recognizing you and recruiting you for the MLIA elite. Thank you.

#24 - Jun 20, 2010 09:49 AM by MLIAer-That's_right_A
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is this just a post designed to mock twilight fans?

#25 - Aug 15, 2010 07:48 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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I hope so

#26 - Aug 19, 2010 01:17 PM by #1TwilightHater
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yeah, 32 times by yourself in the mirror as you giggled like a retarded circus monkey on meth-laced crack

#27 - Aug 22, 2010 08:24 PM by hick-a-doo-la
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You poor thing. This should be posted on fml.

#28 - Aug 23, 2010 09:49 PM by teamjoewalker
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lol

#29 - Aug 30, 2010 07:12 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Um, it's not really difficult to 'look' like Bella Swan, what with the lack of description...

#30 - Oct 23, 2010 12:08 PM by harrypotterforthewin
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That is NOT a compliment just to let you know

#31 - Oct 24, 2010 07:21 PM by DUMBLEDORES ARMY!
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Aw, poor girl. I'd be purty offended if I were you. I mean, who wants to be compared to a shallow, dull, clumsy little girl who is too dependent on a guy to live her own life?

#32 - Nov 5, 2010 06:10 PM by JedIRahman
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That would have sucked. EWWWW being compared to Bella would make me cry. She is ugly and obnoxious.

#33 - Dec 18, 2010 06:44 PM by HHHPPP444LLL
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@ #24: Wait, where's the "I've never been so insulted in my life" in the post? Before I saw the OP's username, I totally thought it was another Twi-hard posting.

#34 - Jan 10, 2011 02:45 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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Poor youu. that must've been a suckish night :/

#35 - Jan 30, 2011 09:54 AM by lovinthelovegoods
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#36 - May 18, 603 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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