So today at my church I realized that the guy I like also has a silver Volvo, along with his other car. I am now determined to date him. MLIT
So all because he owns the same car as Cedric, you HAVE to date him. Twitards are so shallow. they take one look at someone who's indian an has long hair and thinks JACOB! I MUST DATE YOU! i've also seen a poorly desperate post on here that someone made out with their husky so they would feel like they were making out with jacob black. talk about shallow. and sinking so low. Twitards disgust me. Harry Potter beats Twilight, We have magic, we don't need silly things like "super strength" or "super speed" because we can just Apparate anywhere once we get or liscence, and we have a theme park. face it. Harry Potter owns you all.
And just because bella stole the weasley's car doesn't mean all Twimen love her!We have broomsticks and our own sport. we have 112 year old headmasters, WE HAVE A FREAKING MUSICAL!!!!!! (A Very Potter Musical to be exact) Cedric is an inferi.
hahahaha Harry Potter owns Twilight any day. :P
But does he play quidditch?? Now THAT is the real question.
@ravendor618: Amen to that!
@BellatrixR4Kids: Cedric is a bloody git. And he's dead. What now, Twilight?
yeah, i got with my boyfriend cauz his car is the same as edward's. not for any other reason whatsoever :P im totes kidding. thatd just be sad.
TEAM CEDRIC!!!!! hahahaha! and YOU FAIL!!! twilight is so gay and any guy who has the same car as robert pattison can die!!!!! Edward is a failrue
Well based upon your observations I conclude that you conclude that he must be a vampire. However, this is impossible because a vampire would start to burn if they came in contact with holy water or a crucifix. Therefore, they could not be in a church due to the risk of being found out or burned. In conclusion, your argument is invalid and you should find a new obsession.
I'm saddened that Cedric Diggory's character has been pissed all over by this shitty Twilight series.
However, I would really like to see your face when you discover that this silver Volvo guy is also incredibly aggressive, cocky, and full of bullshit. Would that change your mind? Nope, probably not, cause you'd do anything to end up with the sparkling tree hopping faggot.
Give up. Date a glittery grasshopper.
Has everyone lost their fucking sense of humor? @ravendor618- Jealous much? It looks like that when you go about spouting about every fucking thing about Harry Potter! We know! And we don't care!! Do u think because there is a HP theme park that makes it better to me? HA no. Do u think bc they can apparate and Edward can't, that makes me like it better? NOOOO. Same to you BellaTrix4kids...ok, so u have a musical...big deal. And to theRollingStones- Based on my observations, you're a fucking idiot. Really you deserve nothing more than that. I don't think you could comprehend anything more in all honesty. @dumbledorelives, unless the silver volvo guy is you, which sounds plausible based on your description of him, she'll probably be fine.
Twilight killed my car. :| Twilight made retards like you freak out that I have a Silver Volvo... that I had already owned for five years. Get a fucking life, and leave me and my car alone.
@No- Awwwww boo fucking whooooo
How shallow can you get?
HarryPotterWHO: Have you even READ Harry Potter? All seven books? If you have, okay, to each his own. If you haven't, shut the fuck up. I've read all four Twilight books, and I'm a fan, but I have enough sense to know what good literature is.
@LoonyLoonyLovegood- Yes, in fact I have read each HP book multiple times. So save the lecture for someone else.
Good job. You just made yourself a creepy stalker that no one will love, and you'll eventually kill yourself because of your obsession. Twilight is such a disease.
Yes, date him so you can look at him as Edward, and not as him. Twilight fans are really shallow, and no one will date them.
Couldn't the author have thought of a cooler car than a silver Volvo? Srsly. Like Volvo's are so lame.
fagtard (edward) is played by robert faggerson who plays cedric diggory who gets killed by voldemort and voldemort gets killed by harry potter so..... HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THEN TWILIGHT SO SUCK MY BIG FAT SWEATY HAIRY AND LARGE TESTICLES
MyLifeisHarryPotter FTW. MLIHP.com or MyLifeisHP.com
@HarryPotterWHO: your a fucking dickhead. that is all.
And I am now reminded why I left this site... Honestly, HarryPotterWHO, there's no need to get pissy at others for stating their opinion. And yes, I am aware that you too were stating your opinion, but I, unlike you, am not getting pissed off because of it.
I am now determined to date your mother. ~_o
want is wrong with u? its a car, its a book, its a movie and u r problably going to be alone for the rest of ur life
'Oh my god he has a silver volvo, i like so have to date him!' Seriously? How shallow can you get.
@HarryPotterWHO I read the Twilight series. Stating my opinion, it's nothing special. The writing quality is mediocre, the plot is predictable, the characters are undefined and the movies are worse, in my opinion. It's just a very vague series that pre-teens enjoy imagining themselves in, to me. Some of them, at least. One word: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
xoxo,
imperio
(PS. Here's to Ravenclaw:
** apologizing, I meant to put a heart at the end and a right bracket.
Your an idiot.
And shallow.
Go Die.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SILVER VOLVO SILVER VOLVO I'LL DATE ANYONE WHO OWNS A SILVER VOLVO, REGARDLESS OF GENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ............FAIL.
I have read some of the most shallow things on here. It seems that personality no longer matters as long as they have a volvo/are very pale/are native american with long black hair.
^^ Agree with the above. I won't say that all Tw*light fans are horrible and shallow, but a LOT of them are. Some Harry Potter fans can be shallow too, but not in that way.
I doubt that guy would date someone 1) that only wants him for his car 2) is a member of mlit 3) is ugly, like you probably are, considering that you fantasize about imaginary people from idiotic books instead of having sex with a real person. BOOM! Ron has a flying car, so i think that wins mothafuckaa!!!!
WOW. I hope he turns out to be a drunk, abusive bastard who's ugly as fuck, then rapes you right before he kills you. OH WAIT I FORGOT THAT'S OK BECAUSE HE DRIVES A SILVER VOLVO!!
he sounds like a nice guy, but should you really be dating him because of his car?
^WTF how did you derive the fact that he's a nice guy from that post? All she said was that she liked him, he went to her church, and he drove a silver Volvo.
what!? improbable!!! vampires dont believe in unst JEBUS!
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^Is this genuine, or are you here to troll?
^Gee, I wonder which one it could be.
^Yes, I wonder too. Let's ponder this situation for a second. *strokes imaginary goatee*
DURR HURR, I ARE TWITARD. I SEE HOT GUY WHO HAS SHINY CAR, ME DATE HIM! BUT FOR NO OTHER REASON I DATE HIM, ME JUST WANT TO RIDE IN SHINEY CAR! On a more serious note, Church is a place for worship, not a place to scope guys out.
^totally and haha good one but also cuz he owns a car u wanna date him and then if u do end up Datine him he'll realize that ur a freak and dump u in a day. U fricken freak!!!
I love trolling! xD trololol! But anyway, I just wanted to say that I really hate it when TwiHards base their love life on a book that really should be rotting in a rejection pile on some editor's desk. I do not base my love life on if boys look, talk, or act like Edward in any way. Those of you who do...you're just pathetic. Not all TwiHards are bad, just the freaking obsessed ones. Get lost, guys.
Real vampires can't enter churches...too many crosses,or I guess since he is actually a fairy it doesnt apply.
Let's do some math.
Harry Potter > Voldemort
Voldemort > Cedric Diggory
Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen
Harry Potter > Edward Cullen
^I apologize to anyone who can't read this. Apparently the enter button doesn't work when making comments on this site.
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