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Today I realized that I almost got into a fist fight with a coworker who was dissing Twilight the other night. I called him a douche after he said it was a ridiculous fandom. I was defending all my Twilightness when my boss interjected by laughing at the fight before I actually hit him. Darnit. MLIT

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So twilight! (65) - Needs more twilight.. (56)

May 22, 6686 12:59 PM - Work - by HannahCake89

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Yeah, too bad the fight was prevented before a stupid Twi-tard got the shit beaten out of him or her. That would have been great.

#1 - Jan 12, 2010 06:50 PM by ihatetwitardswithapassion
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your boss was laughing at you. didn't want to pay compensation when you get beat up, OP

#2 - Jan 16, 2010 03:07 AM by bellalacksacerebrum
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I want to give your coworker a hug for being awesome.

#3 - Feb 1, 2010 10:16 AM by Fyreflie
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This is my biggest issue with Twilight fans...aside from the fact that they never shut up. They seem to want to do physical harm to those who don't agree. As a novel, I think Twilight is weak. As films, even weaker. But whatever, to each their own. I don't think people have a problem with it being a bit crappy. I think the issue most people have are with the fans.

#4 - Feb 23, 2010 02:49 AM by somethingkindafunny
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^I mostly agree. I mean, the fact that they're so devoted wouldn't be so bad if it was actually a good book. But it just isn't.

#5 - Mar 20, 2010 07:18 AM by bookwork_13
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Your co-worker is my new hero. Too bad he/she didn't kick your sorry ass.

#6 - Jul 6, 2010 03:22 PM by maraudersmap
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@OP: Don't worry, there are plenty of assholes who like dissing Twilight. Don't react to all of them.

#7 - Aug 25, 2010 07:50 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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i heard of a twitard trying to SLIT SOMEONE'S THROAT for saying twilight wasn't good.

#8 - Aug 27, 2010 02:55 AM by teenagetwilighthater
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^lol.

#9 - Aug 31, 2010 07:09 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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^How is that at all funny?

#10 - Sep 2, 2010 07:41 PM by teamjoewalker
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^He just says lol to just about every post & to random comments. But yeah, I've heard of that too, teenagetwilighthater. Just goes to show you how incredibly insane some Twi-hards are...

#11 - Jan 18, 2011 05:53 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@#8- Oh my god really? I guess I'll keep my hatred to myself from now on

#12 - Feb 20, 2011 05:50 PM by no questions = no lies
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You should've hit your boss. I would pay money to see his reaction. And also, your coworker was right

#13 - Feb 25, 2012 07:53 PM by Twilighthater42
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