Today, i went to my work as a librarian covered in white paint and sparkles. I got fired for being "unprofessional" but didn't care because my life is twilight. MLIT
If this is real - enjoy being broke.
FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL. You, ma'am, are a failure.
Because losing your job over a book is always the smartest thing to do. Thank you and please don't EVER be a role model for a child. I'm creating a website called My Faith In Humanity is Lost Thanks To Twilight!
Have fun living in a box! Maybe you can use the pages of the Series-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named to keep you warm!
i hope you have to burn your books to stay warm.
I bet if you went in wizard's robes you wouldn't have been fired.
Another reason why Harry Potter is better than twilight. Try quidditch robes next time.
lol, you fail, it's just a book you knonw?
Enjoy eating the pages out of the book for food.
Have fun trying to buy crappy Twilight merchandise with your Monopoly money :)
EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL.... GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD...now you have to live with being "unprofessional" on oyur work comment...enjoy your life
I bet you wouldve gotten a raise for wearing wizard robes...
"I lost my job and have no source of income, but it's all good, because I have my poorly written book that I pretend is real."
we all know youd make a rubbish vampire edward would be very disapointed try a team edward top not a childs halloween costume your life isnt twilight its my-life-is-fake liar your a disgrace to twilighters p.s: twihaters you also need a life
So... twilight is worth being broke? you fangirls confuse me. ^^ and i have a life. Im just here because this site is so sad ppl need to wake up and see that VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST!
I hope you enjoy living in a box. and having no money. with a little luck you'll get a new job. and you won't get fired again. please find some sanity!
For being a librarian you sure have bad taste in literature.
Epic fail but its something I would sooo totally do!
Alright, you have fun with that =)
I'm not so worried about the children any more. I'd like kids to have a more mentally sane librarian.
You should go in to your bosses's office weraring wizard robes and shout ACCIO RETURN OF TOTALLY AWESOME JOB!!!!! That'll save you!!! I may be BELLA, and I got a bucketfull of TRICKS!!!
First of all twihaters should get the f*ck out of here u guys have ur own website then y don't u guys go on it ohh yeah cuz u guys don't have a life and just wsnt 2 ruin ours and its not working FYI so go back 2 ur lame website and keep beileving in magic. TWILIGHT 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^ Did you seriously just bash us for believing in MAGIC?? Honey, you believe in sparkly vampire faeries!!! We, on the other hand, know that magic isn't actually real, because we're all mentally stable. We also know how to use grammar and proper spelling, and we are not afraid to use them against you.
To the OP; I am SO glad that you got fired. As a librarian, I would have thought that you would have better taste in literature.
Excuse me, bookwork_13, but YOU just bashed a handful of religons by calling people who believe in magic "mentally unstable" Now their magic definitley doesn't include portkeys, timeturners, and even wands, but it's still magic. so if you get pissed of at people who bash YOUR favorite thing, be careful what you say to others.
sad sad sad sad sad sad
why would you even DO that?
Guys!!!! Seriously? Knock it off! All these Twihaters, hate Twilight and that's okay. Some peopl hate Harry Potter, some peopl hate Twilight. But Really? Do we all have to go fighting on this website. This website is specifically designed for Twilighters. So if you don't like Twilight, then at least don't write any mean comments. All of us know none of this is real, even if it is deep inside. Its just for fun and to see how much of our lives compare to Twilihgt. We all have different opinions and in this case keep them to yourself...!!!!!!!!!
WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?! geez, walk down town or something, doing that, but you just got fired from your job..... thats not something to get praised about lady...
jacob is my life hes so amazing man its epic i wish i could marry him!.....
First of all bookworm_13 he is sparkly vampire farie he is just ok well at understand this unlike someone who fucking bumped there head on a fucking rock I no he isnt real I may be obssesed with him but I no all that fairy tale stuff dosent exist cuz im 13 and I aint a fucking retard like u twihaters and at least we dont have fucking ass wholes with big fucking geeky glasses and that are wimps and we have some charecters that we know that are not real and I bet I could kill in less then five seconds cuz u guys are fucking wimps and ass wholes and I dont give a fuck if I get caught by the police or is FBI most wanted and I will break out of jail and go after your soul u fucking hore
there are no words to describe this...exept for EPIC FAIL!!!!!
This post is either a troll or someone who's been trying to post to MLIT forever and never coulod, so made up a story.
But if it's real--get a life. Seriously. Even if you do love the series more than your source of income (which is dumb) you shouldn't get fired for pretending to be a vampire.
BellaTRWIX: By magic, I meant Harry Potter type magic. I'm Pagan, so trust me, I know that magic exists. rockergirl: A) Learn how to spell. B) Proper grammar. Use it. C) Do you HONESTLY think you intimidate me at all? D) What gives you the right to call me a "hore?" There was nothing whore like about my comment.
@rockergirl - 1) I doubt youre a ROCKER girl because you probably think pop is rock. If you want rock listen to ACDC, Motely Crue, Nickelback, etc.. 2) Your post is wrong on SO many levels. I don't think you have a single period or even a comma in that entire post. You make no sense. Go to school and learn a few things, then come back and we can have a real debate.
Please stop reading Twilight and take an English class.
YAY!!! Now you can live on the streets and stave to death BUT THAT'S OK because you resemble a fictional character!!! Yay!!!
@rockergirl: You have no right to call anyone--anyone at all--those awful names. Not only is it derogatory to them and other people on this website, but it is easy to track people down in cyberspace, and if you really meant what you said about being the FBI's most wanted...well, you won't be able to hide for long with a temper like that. Please stop being rude and using such terrible language. Not all of us like Twilight, but most of us--not all, but some--avoid using curse words and we don't tell Twilight fans that we will kill them or go after their soul. Please be more respectful.
RonWeasly, don't bother...she's beyond help. I bet she'd even blow the Jonas brothers... ICK.
re-prioritize your life
JaspersAngel, there is this great invention called a period. It's below the "L" and semicolon ";" on your keyboard.
Rockergirl, using curse words does not make you cool. It makes you immature. Curse words are for those with minute vocabularies. And by the way you spelled whore wrong.
@OP: Right. You should probably not dress like that for work.
#41- Swearing is what people do in the real world, but not in the context she uses it. She's just spamming a bunch of random words to make her look cool. It doesn't work.
Fail. Epic fail. I can't believe a librarian would have such awful taste in books. There was once a time when you could rely on a librarian to recommend a good book, help broaden your knowledge. Darn. No more. At least you were fired.
@rockergirl- Uh huh. You say that but it's all just posturing. So tell me. Just for the kicks. Have you ever actually been in a real fight?
@OP: thank GLAUX, ZEUS, POSIEDON, ATHENA, DUMBLEDORE, (this may take a while...) that they SACKED YOUR PATHETIC BUNS for POISONING THE YOUTH OF AMERICA. that is all.
Glaux? Haha nice I remember that :D
@ Spitfire65745 - if you really ARE making that website, I want a link lol
@ Rockergirl - you say WE don't have lives? Coming on this website and posting a comment takes about 2 minutes out of the day. I spend the rest of my time going to college 3 days a week and working 5 (which, heh, the OP obviously isn't doing anymore because a fictional book is more important to her than making a living), doing homework, going to the gym, buying groceries and clothes, and hanging out with my friends. We twi-haters have very busy lives. Because we know what's important (unlike the OP). So please, don't embarrass yourself by telling us we don't have lives just because we can take 2 minutes out of a day to post a comment on a thread. We just like to let each other know that there is still some sanity left in this world.
Twilight makes me worried for the future of all literature and you make me worried for the future of all librarians...GO READ A REAL BOOK!
Wow. As much as I lOVE Twilight.... this one is pethetic!! I'm SERIOUS!!
OP, EPIC FAIL! I love Twilight, but that is NOT right!
uhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how many times do people have to tell you that harry potter stinks more than the fact that my jacob isnt real! p.s. i have a box u can have!!
*points and laughs hysterically* serves you right!!! If you had a wand and hogwarts robes you probably would get a raise.
Wow, really pathetic. It's good to know that you haveyour priorities striaght-losing your job to do a stupid thing like that. The fact that it's twilight just makes it even sadder...
@rockergirl: No. Just no. I'd say more, but my fellow MLIAers & Average Wizards here have already said it all. @OP: When even OTD!!!!!! is calling you pathetic, you better believe it's true.
Wow. Twilight fans are dumber than i thought!!!!! You let yourself get fired from work and didn't mind because you were sparklely?
@OP: Obvious troll is obvious.
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