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After a test at school, we caught my 50 year old geography and science teacher reading Breaking Dawn. It was lucky we had to be silent otherwise we would be wetting our pants. It was a proud moment for me, yet I don't want my mum to read the Twilight Saga, mainly because of Breaking Dawn.

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So twilight! (93) - Needs more twilight.. (238)

Dec 19, 2009 03:12 AM - School - by dc

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mg, me also! i dnt want her to read them either lols because of breaking dawn. which by the way, is totally my fav book out of the series!

#1 - Dec 19, 2009 03:04 PM by robertforever
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Breaking Dawn isn't even explicit. It breaks off right as they're about to have sex. The dirtiest part is probably when Jacob falls in love with a new born baby. Pervert. Damn, I hate Twilight fans. :

#2 - Dec 25, 2009 11:13 PM by JustYourAverageWizard
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You don't want her to read it cause you'd be ashamed she knows you read filth?

#3 - Dec 26, 2009 06:47 AM by BellatrixNotBella
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So you all Love a book about a perverted werewolf. the book is a let down. all the hype about thebig fight and they end up talking. wtf? at least Harry Potter and the Deathly hallows has awsome fight scenes..... not talking

#4 - Dec 30, 2009 03:37 AM by Dobbys-Sock
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SIgh. What is the world coming to??? Are we all having to stoop so low that we have to obsess over a pedophile sparkely stalker and a Pedowolf????

#5 - Jan 3, 2010 07:27 PM by SlytherinRocks
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im wettiu nfg my pants right now...oh edward stop[...oooh stop ia m not ready!

#6 - Jan 12, 2010 09:31 AM by BloodyRavenKills88
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Lol, when i read twilight it was before new moon came out.. so i told my mom all about it, she read the book, now every time a new book or movie comes out, she reads/watches it right after me.... I think shes more obsessed than me!!

#7 - Jan 14, 2010 01:23 PM by vampirate-actress
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Were you weting you pants because you were thinking about breaking dawn....

#8 - Jan 28, 2010 03:48 PM by TeamDiggory
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Okay... so you pee really loudly? I don't understand how having to be silent would stop you from wetting your pants... you are a total idiot.

#9 - May 14, 2010 08:53 PM by hpisthebest
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@OP: Sounds cool.!

#10 - Aug 22, 2010 11:33 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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So, if you had been allowed to talk, you would have peed your pants? I fail to follow this logic...

#11 - Aug 27, 2010 04:13 PM by teamjoewalker
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@ #4: I read your comment & just wanted to annoyingly point out that technically, they do talk during the HPatDH battles, because they use spells, which require incantations.

#12 - Jan 9, 2011 06:18 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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that doesn't count as talking, because THEY'RE SPELLS!

#13 - Feb 4, 2011 08:23 PM by iamdobby'ssock
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Remind me to give her mother a copy of Breaking Dawn, so the daughter can be grounded and put into therapy.

#14 - May 22, 6393 01:03 PM by CatsHateSparkles
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