Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my english class were we had to summarize a book of our choice. I did Breaking Dawn and I played Jacob. I printed out a picture of Taylor Lautner's abs and had the whole Jacob outfit. Let's just say, I think we all know who had the best presentation. MLI - My Life Is Twilight | I don't think I could be any more obsessed..

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my english class were we had to summarize a book of our choice. I did Breaking Dawn and I played Jacob. I printed out a picture of Taylor Lautner's abs and had the whole Jacob outfit. Let's just say, I think we all know who had the best presentation. MLI

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So twilight! (189) - Needs more twilight.. (213)

Dec 16, 2009 08:34 PM - School - by HaleyCullen

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Yeah, not you :)

#1 - Dec 17, 2009 05:54 AM by crittletonks
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are you for harry potter too?

#2 - Dec 17, 2009 01:50 PM by TWILIGHTisLOSER
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Yes, I am haha.

#3 - Dec 17, 2009 05:31 PM by crittletonks
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Haley, you're last name isn't Cullen. And whoever did their summary on Harry Potter or a John Green book had the best presentation.

#4 - Dec 17, 2009 06:13 PM by harrypfan0404
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um yeah, I hate to tell you this but the best presentation probably went to the one nerd in the class who did it on ERAGON :)

#5 - Dec 18, 2009 11:44 AM by sardonic
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Someone did Harry Potter!? Why would you post a story about how you epicly failed a presentation and the one who did Harry Potter got the best grade? It's good to know that even the people on this site know what the best book is.

#6 - Dec 18, 2009 12:40 PM by hprulestwilightsucks
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was it the person that did their report on harry potter?

#7 - Dec 18, 2009 02:36 PM by bookwork_13
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Obviously, Harry Potter is better than tw*l*ght, so you did NOT have the best presentation.

#8 - Dec 18, 2009 03:09 PM by harrypotter4ever
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His abs aren't as amazing as mine

#9 - Dec 18, 2009 06:04 PM by EdwardE
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Not you... i heard everyone died during your presentation because it was so GAY ........ do something more productive fatty.

#10 - Dec 18, 2009 08:06 PM by Bella_so_mary_sue
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Harry Potter wins of course! Don't be stupid and ignore Taylor Lautner's fake movie abs.

#11 - Dec 18, 2009 09:20 PM by earth2gina
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Here's how you END the twil*ght saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together.Edward gets the munchies.No more Bella.The End. Signed, The MLIA Wizard

#12 - Dec 19, 2009 12:35 AM by the Mlia Wizard
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OK THE GUY WHO SAID THE BEST PRESENTATION ON EROGON OBVIOUSLY NEVER SAW STAR WARS OR READ/WATCHED THE LORD OF THE RINGS!!! o and yea i'm sure u had the best presentation blah blah blah sarcastic remark blah blah blah, but still Erogon sux the donkey dick for for ripping off good franchises

#13 - Dec 19, 2009 01:41 AM by shmiglfib
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The MLIA Wizard - I wish that the shitlight saga really ended that way -sigh-

#14 - Dec 20, 2009 04:12 AM by crittletonks
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By outfit you mean regular clothes but lacking a shirt?

#15 - Dec 26, 2009 07:25 AM by BellatrixNotBella
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Bloddy hell what is wrong with you HP fans, what happined? I don't have any respect for you anymore. Why you need to hate, go to twilight sites to insult what they love. Be more respectful, you look like an idiots! I'm a HP fan too but I don't behave like a child. Yea HP is better then Twilight so what? Chill out.... Life is too short to hate! And treat people the way you want to be treated. If not enough... IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!......................sorry for bad English;]