Today I was sitting in class and my thumb started bleeding. I got scared in case it attracted the vampires. MLIT
Oh, and "I got scared in case it attracted the vampires"? So you prepared yourself for your bleeding thumb attracting the vampires... by being scared? You should've written something like, "I got scared that it might attract the vampires". Which is still stupid, but at least it's grammatically correct.
Oh, love, vampires don't exist.
You should be more scared of a shark coming to attack you. They can smell blood from a mile away, you know.
So, you just started bleeding? You were just bee-boppin' along and whoops, your thumb is bleeding. I'd be more concerned with your sudden bleeding than mythological characters gnawing at your hand.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
Why the bloody hell would you be worried about vampires? Garden gnomes are much more vicious.
So your thumb randomly just started to bleed and the first thing that came to your mind was that vampires might come and kill you?? i think your going crazy, my friend but dont worry. There is a very simple way to fix this. Read the Harry Potter series.
Good hopefully they'll eat you
READ HARRY POTTER
I can only remedy this with a good dosage of MLIA and Harry Potter!
You cannot exactly say "MLIT", for that would imply you have a life. After reading this post, I have come to the conclusion you don't.
You cannot exactly say "MLIT", for that would imply you have a life. After reading this post, I have come to the conclusion you don't.
You should not be scared because of a bleeding thumb. You should be scared if there is a bus coming towards you and you are crossing the road but the bus does not look like it is going to stop any time soon. Or of a scary looking man who gives you a creepy smile when you sit down in a cafe to eat some lunch.
I agree with "EdwardisreallyCedric". Beware the Land Sharks.
I agree with "EdwardisreallyCedric". Beware the Land Sharks.
^I don't mean to sound like a nerd, but I have to defend sharks. You are more likely to be attacked by your toilet than you are to be attacked by a shark.
Hello. Sorry if I offend you, but here's what I think... 1. I think you should be more worried about your bleeding thumb than beng attacked by mythical creatures that don't even exist. 2. Twilight can become an obsession. Stop now for the sake of mankind. 3. I'd actually rather have Justin Bieber in my room than a fangirl screaming for Edward. Thank you for reading.
I'm a muggleborn, and I'm not scared that Voldemort is gonna come get me, because he was defeated years ago. PWNED. (The temptation to put MLIA at the end of that statement was almost irrisistable...)
aw, honey. http://mylifeisaverage.com/
your soul can still be saved. there are also support groups that can help you with this problem.
Vampires. Aren't. Real. But Harry Potter is!
Vampires. Aren't. Real. But Harry Potter is!
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