Today in chemistry class, I noticed that our really cute german foreign exchange student got really tan over vacation. He no longer looks like Edward Cullen, we all agree that he is now mildly less attractive. MLIT
I'm glad. Imagine looking like Robert Pattinson. Aside from the caterpillar eyebrows, you'd have Twitards all over you *shudders.*
Jacob Black is way hotter than edward! If you are too dumb to see that, then a rabbit is smarter than you. For pete's sake you love a filthy reeking bloodsucker!
He's German. Why wouldn't he be attractive? You know, most pale people are the ones who spend their lives in their mothers's basements, playing WoW all day.
So I'm guessing albino's must really turn you on.
Hey twilight FANS (stay away haters and potterheads), I started a blog called Tasha's Twilight Tales! I'm going to post my twilight fanfiction and some of my poetry, along with some funny updates about my life and twilight. The url ishttp://tashastwilighttales.blogspot.com/
Come check it out! :)
I put a silver dildo in the freezer to pretend that Edward is screwing me.
^i worry that you're serious....
dude @ edward>jesus PLEASE DONT EVER SAY THAT!!!! LMAO!! thats so freakin disgusting but i could totally see a freakin girl doing that lol...i'm just scared like bookwork_13 that ur serious.....ur not serious r u? *shudders*
and jacob lover #1. im team switerland but obviously no ones ganna defend edward so i will. thats probably the reason jacob doesnt imprint on some random chick because they only like him for his body and u cant call edward filthy because im pretty sure he takes more showers than jacob. and cleaner ones to instead of inside a river. i'd prefer a sweet smell than a wet dog smell.
but to prove that i still root for jacob too. edward isnt that cute. actually i find jasper cuter than him. i wouldnt like to be around a person who wants to kill me all the time and i REALLY wouldnt want to be making out with him and taste deer blood.edward is basically a gentlemen and very protective which every girl wants but hates. gah! choosing between two creatures who drive u crazy is immpossible!!!
god im indian and most boys think im the buffest girl in school, are you saying because im not pale im ugly?
I'm half-german but im still extremely pale with light hair and dark eyes. NO ONE HAD BETTER COMPARE ME TO A SPARKLY ANCIENT FAIRY!!!! And i bet the german boy is even more sexy with the tan.
Obviously, u r team edward. I am team Jacob, and I think that with the tan he would be much hotter!
Thank god for that. The less posers out there, the easier it is for us to slay the real thing.
hey tasha i went to your blog, it was weird... i appreciate what youre doing though lolzies
I know what you are
say it out loud
vampire!
What?! No you stupid bitch, I just play a lot of world of Warcraft!
So, pale, sickly, and sparkling guys turn you on? Hmm, that's about equivalent to me being turned on by an inanimate object. Scratch that, a MOLDY inanimate object.
I've decided you're mildly more narrowminded than before! oh wait..
You keep saying "we" and "our".... who are these other people you never mention?
good, now he won't be a victim of rape by twitards :)
personally, i think tans are sexy. not to say that im team jacob cauz im very much not. but does anyone remember that taylor guy when he was in sharkboy and lavagirl? he shouda kept to crazy movies like that, not twilight (Y)
Any man who looks like Edward should be worried. Robert Pattinson looks like his face was smashed in with a pan.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
and he glued catterpilars to his forehead.
NO ONE IS GOING TO READ YOUR CREEPY FANFICTION behindthesegoldeneyes. Stop advertising your blog, take your frozen edward dildo out of the freezer, and go fuck yourself.
Germans are hot anyway.
Tokio Hotel FTW.
What the heck is wrong with you??? TAN GUYS ARE HOTT!! and he's FOREIGN EXCHANGE!! FROM GERMANY!! (german guys are hot... e.i. Tokio Hotel) you have serious issues
Great alright look. The wolf kid is hairy and he smells like a fucking wet dog probally. And the sparkly faggot, well he fucking sparkles and bites people. Come on people get some crushes on non fictional people. HARRY POTTER AND MLIA TELL YOU TO GO TO HELL!!!!
You are shallow. Just because someones pale doesnt mean they look like your fictional character.
DAMNIT now he DOESN'T look like a ginger who glues caterpillers to his eyebrows and has a huge flab for abs. GODDAMNIT LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!!!
*a ginger with filthy (it looks like it hasn't been watched in months) brown hair
^ actually, he confessed he NEVER used to wash his hair until a couple years ago. That just shows twitards like guys with super poor hygiene.
He still sounds like an attractive guy, even if he doesn't look like Edward Cullen. Anyway, attractiveness is never achieved if all people exactly like one another.
Attractiveness is also never achieved if one never washes one's hair, has a flab for abs, and glues caterpillars to one's forehead.
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