Today, I was in my first period class and our principal came on the loudspeaker. She announced that there was a silver volvo parked in the fire lane outside. My first thought was that Edward was here. I was extremely disappointed when I realized Edward lives on the other side of the country. MLIT.
Then you'll be absolutely crushed when you realize he's a fictional character and doesn't live anywhere.
Edward doesn't you exist you moron.
Edward doesn't exist you moron*
Sorry, these people piss me off so bad that it's hard to type coherently.
Edward only lives between the pages of the books. Or on film if you count the movies. If you're counting the movies then he also lives on YouTube.
Today i found a site called www.mylifeistwillight.com and realized that not even the stupidity of the 4th book will probably not be enough to make you weird Twihards to wake up to the Real world, the future is screwed.
Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :)
OMG! Maybe he's real and he was, like, coming to find you, and then he realized that, like, you don't believe and he totally, like, left... Awww.... Now I'm, like, totes sad for you.
LOLOLOL NO SHIT WUZ HE THUR TO GIVE U PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES?
ok buffy and team_ron u guys post the same thing everytime! its realy getting old and sure i like harry potter and sure the 4th book is kinda stupid but we read it the first time so SHUT UP.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go potter!!!
You didn't realise that cars can drive across the country?
Maybe you should just clap. I'm told that what makes fairies come alive.
@hermioniegranger-go harry: meh, it's more for the OP's benifit, not your's. And it's 'Hermione'.
HE. DOESN'T. LIVE. ANYWHERE! YOUR SOUL IS AS DRY AS THE BOOKS YOU SO DESPERATELY READ!
OP, what if, for some reason, Edward was actually comming to your state/country/continent, and saving you from a FIRE? "Silver Volvo in the FIRE LANE!" Hmmm... Maybe Edward read Alice's thoughts and saw your school on fire soon? He might have been hiding and waiting for the right moment to come and save you. :) TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!! TWILIGHT RULES!!
Oh, my nickname: OTD!!!!!! That stands for: Obsessive Twilight Disorder! :) Haha!
@ Fyreflie: Lol not sure if you were quoting Professor Trelawney there, but if you were, it's actually, "Your soul is as dry as the pages of the books that you so desperately cleave". Not that it matters much, I still applaud you for your Harry Potter reference! @OP: Just thought I'd let you know, EDWARD DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!
...How about Edward lives on the other side of reality? As in FICTION? :p
Edward doesn't live anywhere you bitch.
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