Not long ago, I was taking a shower, and upon lathering up with strawberry scented suave shampoo, I thought, "Hey, just like Bella!" Then I face palmed and realized MLIT - My Life Is Twilight | I don't think I could be any more obsessed..

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Not long ago, I was taking a shower, and upon lathering up with strawberry scented suave shampoo, I thought, "Hey, just like Bella!" Then I face palmed and realized MLIT

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So twilight! (91) - Needs more twilight.. (174)

Dec 10, 2009 01:40 AM - Random - by Ligeia

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can't believe this one it on the site.

#1 - Dec 10, 2009 11:31 AM by Edwardizmyman
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I LOL'D SO HARD

#2 - Dec 10, 2009 06:59 PM by Anonimo
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Lol at the facepalm. xD

#3 - Dec 11, 2009 11:24 PM by OMGLOGIC
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I'm just thankful you facepalmed.

#4 - Dec 13, 2009 04:04 PM by Karen
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Facepalm, indeed.

#5 - Dec 19, 2009 03:10 PM by TeamDumbledore
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i bought strawberry shampoo!

#6 - Dec 19, 2009 03:22 PM by edwardsburnette
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At least you facepalmed to make up for your sins :)

#7 - Jan 3, 2010 03:22 PM by YouPeopleScareMe
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You face palmed while the shampoo was on your hand? That must have stung...

#8 - Mar 5, 2010 12:11 AM by CommanderShepard
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MLIT FTW!

#9 - Aug 23, 2010 07:33 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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what i dont get it

#10 - Nov 3, 2010 02:28 AM by xteamkillbellax
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@ShadowReaper- No, AW, MLIHP, and MLIA FTW! MLIT is terrible!

#11 - Jul 5, 2011 09:25 PM by percyjackson
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