Today, just like every other day, every time this one guy, in school, sees me he says "Vampires don't sparkle!". Every time he says that I get extremely upset and yell at him about how they do. I usually get stared at by the other students in the hallway. MLIT.
He wins at life. You don't.
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle. They die. Read a book thats not twilight.
I would like to meet this kid and shake his hand.
Some vampires do sparkle, but only the ones with no romantic interest in women.
That's because they don't. One series will not change centuries of mythology.
vampires don't exist. and if they did, they sure as hell wouldn't sparkle.
what the hell is a sparkling vampire?
30 Days of Night would like a word with you.
FAIL. just--..just fail. Who ever told you vampires dont sparkle, tell him i love him. At least hes tasted reality.
Ugh, I fear for Humanity, if they cant even do proper research of Mythical Creatures then the world is doomed! Stupid Stephanie Meyer, screwing up the whole Vampire lore >=( Bella Lugosi is probably rolling in his grave at this point.
I would do the same thing as him >D
Oh dear god. You want to see a real vampire? Go watch Interview. Or Buffy. Or Dracula.
If a guy sparkles, honey, he's probably not straight.
Well... That's ok to love something that defies every knowlege, and all tradition we come to over centuries, even if its totally not logic, but still... If its what you believe in ... There is people who belives that our world was created by a giant spaghetti monster-god. Even if the guy who invented it is still alive and say that's bullshit.
@OP: Don't waste time on him. He's probably another of those assholes who hate Twilight for no reason.
Because they don't. If SMeyer wrote about dragons, she'd probably make them the size of salamanders, they would talk in little girly voices, and they would have tiny angel wings.
@Eragonrocks: So true. She'd also make trolls little munchkins that hop all around the place & would make phoenixes nothing more than glowing talking songbirds. Btw, I totally applaud the guy that's trying to get some sense into this Twi-hard!
Vampires. Do not. Sparkle!!!!
Stephenie is not a writer. Her books are not accepted as vampire lore and never will be.
@The Fifth Marauder: You rock!
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