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At soccer practice it began to lightly rain. Soon enough lightning and thunder followed. I turned to my two closest teammates and said, "Hey, the Cullens are playing baseball!" MLIT

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Feb 24, 2010 07:14 PM - Random - by nonnahs

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No they're not. They're fictional, it's just the cold and warm front colliding.

#1 - Feb 25, 2010 05:22 PM by harrypfan0404
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I can't believe you!!!! Soccer is too awesome for the Twitards :'(

#2 - Feb 26, 2010 01:51 PM by notatwitard
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Yes, lets all blame the weather on vampires! The recent snowstorms were OBVIOUSLY in preparation for a Volturi attack. /end sarcasm/

#3 - Feb 26, 2010 05:54 PM by AlbinoCrow
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Or ... maybe it was a natural event. And since when have REAL vampires liked baseall anyway?

#4 - Feb 27, 2010 04:55 AM by Team_Emmett
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At soccer practice it began to lightly rain. Soon enough lightning and thunder followed. I turned to my two closest teammates and said, "Hey, the Cullens are playing baseball!" They instantly turned around and walked away in shame... MLIG

#5 - Feb 27, 2010 05:19 PM by team_ron
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dude!! u should've said "its time" :D that would've been awsome!!!!!!

#6 - Feb 28, 2010 12:03 AM by shy-twinerd
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@team_ron: "At soccer practice it began to lightly rain. Soon enough lightning and thunder followed. I turned to my two closest teammates and said, "Hey, the Cullens are playing baseball!" They instantly turned around and walked away in shame...Then, I realized how lame those people were not to get a joke, so I unfriended them on facebook and spit at them. Losers. MLIG."

#7 - Feb 28, 2010 11:16 AM by behindthesegoldeneyes
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At soccer practice it began to lightly rain. Soon enough lightning and thunder followed. I turned to my two closest teammates and said, "Hey, the Cullens are playing baseball!" They instantly turned around and walked away in shame... MLIG

#8 - Feb 28, 2010 11:16 AM by behindthesegoldeneyes
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oops...my bad.

#9 - Feb 28, 2010 11:16 AM by behindthesegoldeneyes
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Hey golden eyes. send pics of your tits

#10 - Feb 28, 2010 01:07 PM by Edward>Jesus
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I also have obsessive cullen disorder, but u must have it worse since thats not the first thing i would have thought of if it started thunddering. U should c a therapist. dont worry, its not ur fault. ppl dont understand what ppl who struggle with OCD go thru on a daily basis.

#11 - Mar 5, 2010 06:01 PM by Jane Volturi
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@Jane volturi That has got to be one of the most repulsive comments I have ever read. You sicken me. OCD is an actual disorder, and it does NOT stand for "Obsessive Cullen Disorder". It stands for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, real people are affected by it, and shallow teenagers like yourself are insulting them by making up your own stupid disorder to go along with the acronym and claiming that it's a real disorder. Honestly, people like you prove just how desensitized and awful the world is today. I hope you burn in hell, bitch.

#12 - Mar 6, 2010 08:31 AM by yogi
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Yeah, baseball in a drizzle is cool and all. Try playing quidditch in the pouring rain while you're attacked by dementors.

#13 - Mar 8, 2010 04:18 PM by ImInRavenclaw
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@yogi it's just a little thing people in the real world call a "pun" or play on words.

#14 - Mar 10, 2010 11:46 PM by Agent MLIA
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@Agent MLIA Haha, it's so funny to joke about a real disease that drives real people to suicide, that's such a good pun! See how funny this is: "I've got AIDS: Attractive Individuals Distracting Studying! " See how hilarious that is? Piss off.

#15 - Mar 12, 2010 10:27 AM by oldschoolblues
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I love you, team_rom and ImInRavenclaw!!!!You two are my absolute favorites on this site!!!! Well, there are some others....Anyway...CRUCIO to the people who tease disorders!!!!! Just doin my job!

#16 - Mar 12, 2010 04:49 PM by BellatrixR4kids
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No they're not, you're just fucking retarded.

#17 - Mar 12, 2010 11:49 PM by Visirium
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I'm sure those teammates think you need to see a psychiatrist now. Grow up.

#18 - Mar 13, 2010 08:59 PM by pieex3
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Really, Jane Volturi. I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. It sucks. If I was your teammate, I'd have wished I was a wizard so I could Avada Kedavra the shit out of you.

#19 - Mar 16, 2010 07:51 PM by PigfartsPigfarts
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You know, I have to agree that mocking OCD by calling it Obsessive Cullen Disorder was not particularly sensitive, but I also find it ironic that no one raises a stink when Twilight-haters use homophobic slander or terms like "retarded" (mental retardation is also a REAL condition). I'm not saying I've been perfect, but, like, could we just all try to be somewhat politically correct, here? Please?

#20 - Mar 17, 2010 11:21 PM by behindthesegoldeneyes
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I love you harrypfan

#21 - Mar 26, 2010 11:14 AM by sky and alan
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AlbinoCrow..... youre not as funny as harrypfan

#22 - Mar 26, 2010 11:15 AM by sky and alan
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*twitches* I swear if I hear somebody say that one more time I'm going to snap. And behindthesegoldeneyes has a point, while berating people for using OCD as obsessive cullen disorder is pretty acurate calling someone a fag or retard because of it is just being hypocritical.

#23 - Apr 24, 2010 05:18 PM by SlytherinQueen13
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@behindthesegoldeneyes- Like, I'm NOT going to be politically correct here, and like, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. So go so Edward's sparkly dick. Oh right I'm sorry he doesn't have one he has a vagina. He's a FAG. OOOOOH I THINK I WAS JUST POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! God forbid that happens!!.....@SlytherinQueen13- FAG. OCD. Now you snapped right? Good go jump off a bridge. :)

#24 - Jul 22, 2010 07:42 PM by #1TwilightHater
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(suck) edward's dick

#25 - Jul 22, 2010 07:42 PM by #1TwilightHater
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@the OP- No, Twilight didn't invent the weather too. You may think Twilight invented the silver Volvo, the Yellow Porche, baseball, and mitosis, but they didn't invent rainy weather.......@SlytherinQueen13-whoops sorry I read your post wrong I take back my last comment to you with sincerest apologies

#26 - Jul 24, 2010 08:01 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Lol epic

#27 - Aug 15, 2010 10:00 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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I don't get why this is cool. It rained lightly. That is a perfectly normal process of the earth known as precipitation. Lightning- electrical charges in the sky. Thunder- The sound that lightning makes. And because all this happened, god forbid, AT THE SAME TIME, you decided that fictional characters playing baseball caused this. *shakes head*

#28 - Aug 19, 2010 01:32 PM by #1TwilightHater
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lol

#29 - Aug 30, 2010 11:34 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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that wasnt the cullens playing baseball..... that was me hunting down twilight fans and shooting them with a rifle

#30 - Mar 4, 2011 09:12 PM by twilightsuxHarryPdoesnt
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I agree completely with yogi, behindthesegoldeneyes, and SlytherinQueen. Especially since I have the REAL OCD and it sucks. Big time. So shut up, Jane Volturi. (but as goldeneyes and slytherinqueen said, the Twilight haters shouldn't go around calling the fans fags & retarded and other stuff like that either)

#31 - Mar 23, 2011 05:22 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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At soccer practice it began to rain lightly. Soon enough lightning and thunder followed. I turned to two of my closest teamates and said "Hey, the Cullens are playing baseball." So they smacked me upside the head and yelled "WE'RE NOT WITH HER!"

#32 - Aug 25, 2011 10:12 AM by GryffindorGal
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