Today, my mom and I were driving home when we passed a doctors office. The sign said "Dr. Cullen MD. But Dont Worry, I Don't Bite." LMAO. MLIT. :)
I hope he rapes you and then shoves your vagina full of grape jelly, and then severs your brain stem with a plastic spoon/fork
hahaha thats so cool did u ask her 2 pull over 2 take a pic i so would hve hahaha
No Way!! yeah, did you get a pic? lol
hope he eats your heart :)
haha that's awesome!! There's a sports medicine doctor where I live and his name is Mark Cullen. Ironically my bestfriend's dad's name is Mark!! I wonder!! lol.
FAGGOTS! YOU ARE F'ING UP THE INTERWEB WITH YOUR STUPID STORIES!
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
REALITY_CHECK ahhh americans and their silly jokes with word ,,NOT'' yea stupid stupid stupid..... don't need much brains for that, am I right?
Where is his clinic? I need to carefully place a cache of nuclear weapons in it and detonate them from the safe distance of my hidden underground *twilight zombie protection bunker*
Dr. Cullen doesn't bite anyways. Any twilight would know that, therefore there's no need for that sign.
i was watching twilight one day, and then i realised it was a shite movie made for 10 year old girls, and walked out of the cinema. cunts.
hmmmmmmmmmmm welllllllll. . . . . . . . . . have fun with ur twilight obssesed life along with all the other losers that feel lyk only a fiction book could make them happy.
p.s. harry potter is NOT fiction its art
team potter!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA....sorry I find it HILARIOUS, that you can slam twilight fans for being obssessd when most of you are Harry Potter obsessed fans...posting on a twilight fansite...Does that not just seem a little odd to anybody else...hahahah. Oh man people.
Anyway to actually comment on what's meant to be commented on:
That is great! I would have totally pulled over and taken a pic for sure! :)
omg thats like so funny lmao i wonder if he looked like him at all that would b mad freaky lol
That's not funny or cool at all. It simply means that you have a normal doctor with a normal last name. Get over yourself. It doesn't make your life Twilight.
@OP: Best joke ever! MLIT
Aw c'mon Harry Potter fans, stop bashing. This is actually kind of funny. I'd laugh if I saw a sign like that. (And yes, I despise Twilight)
omg why didn't you take a pic??that's so cool!
I like to watch monkeys dance.... I have run out of insults that aren't too harsh.... I am just laughing at posts now...
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
Umbridge: D'ya get mah texts?
Dumbledore: Yes.
Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back.
You know, I used to find the Twilight Saga okay, but then all these crazy fans appeared from hell and I started hating it. So Twilight fans, don't get angry at us for hating Twilight, it's your own fault that we do in the first place. MLIHP
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