Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My sister called me a twihard, since I refused to put down Eclipse. I told her, "It's not my fault that Jacob is so much better than any real life boys!" She agreed and let me keep reading. MLIT
Today i found a site called www.mylifeistwillight.com and realized that not even the stupidity of the 4th book will probably not be enough to make you weird Twihards to wake up to the Real world, the future is screwed.
Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :)
I really dont mean to offend but stop the comparisons. Put down the book, go outside, meet some people and you might just find your own Jacob.
But Jacob ISN'T a real life boy... There will never BE a real life boy that turns into a monster when he gets pissed off. And honestly, thank Heaven for that.
So.... so, wait. You were eating dinner with your family. A period of time you should have been spending... with your family... and you were reading trash-fiction? Like... for realsies?
no, ed's better. I no becuz i kissed him and we date an i am sitting in hiz lap right nao. its nice cool and hard mmmm
OMG LULZ ITS SO TRUUE I HEARD U LIEK BARELROLLS! LUL WUT?!
I do not know how to break this to you BloodyRavenKills88, but I think those spell checking quills must be getting old..
you know whats better than jacob? ACTUAL BOYS.
@RoonilWazlib: You would know just how bad that is, wouldn't you :) Awesome username, by the way.
or, the quill was sold to them by mundugus....that would make sense as well...
Jacob is a fictional character and he will never love you.
"It's not my fault that Jacob is so much better than any real life boys!" And he never will be real, so go have fun in la-la land.
maybe if you got your nose out of that book, you'd realize that there are some guys who are pretty dang good.
Jacob is bettar than any real life boys because he was CREATED IN SOMEONES HEAD. Besides, he;s not near as good as around 1000 guys I know. You could meet them to! Just go to this little place called.... MLIA. Your pitiful little website creator ripped off it.
Oh really? I would have called you a Twitard.
Because guys who rape kisses out of their objects of affection are always better than real life men with charm.
You know, i feel the exact same way. The Twilight guys are soo perfect! I'm sorry that so manny non twilight fans act rudely toward you because they disagree. I'm proud to be a TWIHARD! and no matter what anybody says, i'll know that there are hundreds of peoplel on this site that'll back me up! Thank You Stephenie Meyer!!!
...Uh huh. Dinner's supposed to be time spent with the family. Now, if you were reading, say, Prisoner of Azkaban or something, I wouldn't condone that.
HARRY POTTER WILL BURN TWILIGHT IN THE BOWLES OF HELL!!!! TWILIGHT SUKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A COPY OF VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!! GET A DAMN LIFE!!!!!!
"...Oh! You're a loaded gun, yeah
Oh! There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name..."
"The best part of driving is the "OMG STOP!" followed by the *thump thump* of twilight fans"
find a real man. dumbass.
This is why I've lost my faith in humanity.....
I don't understand how anone would ever choose Jacob over Edward. He is sooo anoying I almost had to stop reading Eclipse. Its like Bellas taken so go find someone who can actually stand you, she is taken.
omg and this isnt MLIHP (My Life is Harry Potter) Its MLIT if you want to talk about Harry Potter find a different wedsite
@edwardsnumberone: Why? going to AverageWizard or MyLifeIsAverage isn't going to help anyone get over their twilight obsession, is it?
Because sexual harrasers/pedophiles are lyke, soooo0o hawwttt, ritee?!?!!!1!!???!one!!!?!111
no no he is not because there is one problem? HE'S NO FREAKING REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, you misunderstood. She didn't agree with you she just *face palmed* herself. :)
I know someone tons cooler then Jacob BLACK!
His name's SIRIUS BLACK!!!!
Or, after you said that sentence, your little friend thar punched you and you just daydreamed she allowed that. My family is much better. One day I told my dad to wait because I left a book at my mom's house.
When he told me to go back, I said, "Nevermind, it was just Eclipse."
"Oh, okay." I love my dad..
to the person who posted this, DON'T BE SEXIST! its not our fault we're not perfect, but hey, atleast us guys are REAL.
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