I went on mystery google and typed in JACOB BLACK!!! and "MISSION: Give me your top three reasons why Twilight sucks. Email me at damasterofdaworld@gmail.com!" came up. I got so mad that I actually screamed! - My Life Is Twilight | I don't think I could be any more obsessed..

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I went on mystery google and typed in JACOB BLACK!!! and "MISSION: Give me your top three reasons why Twilight sucks. Email me at damasterofdaworld@gmail.com!" came up. I got so mad that I actually screamed!

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So twilight! (37) - Needs more twilight.. (58)

Dec 1, 2009 02:43 PM - Random - by Abbiss

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Good for Mystery Google!

#1 - Jan 10, 2010 08:22 PM by Real Vamps Dont Sparkle
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Yay! :D

#2 - Jan 18, 2010 03:05 PM by Intelligence
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Hooray for Mystery Google!

#3 - Jan 27, 2010 04:43 PM by harrpotterroxmysox
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i knew they were on our side!!

#4 - Mar 1, 2010 07:48 PM by bookwork_13
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Google always knows who to side with.

#5 - Aug 3, 2010 11:31 PM by RetardedOtaku
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I'm suprised it only asked for three reasons, last time I had to list ten.

#6 - Jan 2, 2011 08:20 PM by Sirius-LeeBlack
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Ok, Mysterygoogle, reason #1: The main character is an emotionless whiny Mary Sue who can't function without a boyfriend & who enjoys walking into potentially suicidal situations. Reason #2: Edward Cullen is an abusive sparkly pedophile who enjoys watching a girl that's almost 100 years younger than him sleep. Reason #3: The books are terribly written & are, among other things, full of plot holes (and of course, misusage of certain words). There you go, Mystery Google, I completed your mission! :)