I went on mystery google and typed in JACOB BLACK!!! and "MISSION: Give me your top three reasons why Twilight sucks. Email me at email@example.com!" came up. I got so mad that I actually screamed!
Hooray for Mystery Google!
i knew they were on our side!!
Google always knows who to side with.
I'm suprised it only asked for three reasons, last time I had to list ten.
Ok, Mysterygoogle, reason #1: The main character is an emotionless whiny Mary Sue who can't function without a boyfriend & who enjoys walking into potentially suicidal situations. Reason #2: Edward Cullen is an abusive sparkly pedophile who enjoys watching a girl that's almost 100 years younger than him sleep. Reason #3: The books are terribly written & are, among other things, full of plot holes (and of course, misusage of certain words). There you go, Mystery Google, I completed your mission! :)
Fifth Marauder, that was one helluva win.
WAHAHA!! This one is priceless!
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