My sister got a new hamster and I insisted she called it Edward. She did. It likes to bite and its drawn blood out of every member of my family. Oh the Irony !!!
The reason its drawing blood is because she hates all twilight fans
That's one vicious hamster. What's it on?
oh the horror is how this should've ended. you are incredibly pathetic.
Look up the definition of irony you fucking retard.
I'll save you the trouble Irony: the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
Neuter it dammit, or I come find you.
I Hope each one of you gets lockjaw.
no need, there both probably foaming at the mouth right now while eating there trix
You should probably refrain from forcing the hamster into your anus and it probably wouldn't bite.
It's not biting to prove it's a vampire-lover. It's biting because it knows it's in the hands of moronic Twi-tards.
I thought Edward didn't suck blood...
And Edward isn't real... :(
I thought the Cullens were "nice vampires" who didn't suck human blood.
Oh, wait, I'm wrong.
It's because they're elves.
EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.
THE BOOK CONSISTS OF BELLA WHINING ABOUT HER HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY 100 YEAR OLD CREEPER-STALKER. YOU TWITARDS ALL NEED TO GET LIVES, LEAVE YOUR CULLEN SHRINE, AND GO DO SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGES (WHATEVER AGE THAT MAY BE) NORMALLY DO.
REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE AT HOGWARTS.
That hamster only does that because it hates it's name and would rather be called something more common like Ron, Harry, James or even Tom.
That is in no way ironic. Not even a little ironic. At all.
yeah, that's not irony, it's faggotry. =)
Kill it with stakes and fire!
IM GONNA EAT YOUR HAMPSTER.
Dude is you were a real Twitard , you'd know Edward doesn't drink human blood !
"OOOH NOOO ! I DIDN'T KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT TWILIGHT ! I BETTER GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE !!"
So true fails.at.life. Except someone would rather be like, "No I didn't know a twi thing I should go to the Volturi and have them kill me! And then I'll feel like Edward!" It sickens me.
that's not what irony means...
Your probably gonna get rabies and die. And no Edward the fictional character will not save you.
Ms. Asknownas, it is clearly apparent that the hamster is upset about being saddled with a moniker that carries such negative connotations. Your best best would be to change his name to Cedric. I'm sure that doing so would greatly improve his attitude.
well name him after a pretty glittle fairy, then he will do that! FYI, he dosne' drink human blood, he to mush of a wimp for that. so the mean you hamster is more vampire then the fairy!
That isn't ironic. It's coincidental, I guess. But not ironic. Ironic would be... You know what? I can't think of anything ironic right now because you screwed my brain up! Fucking twitards...
I hope your sister gets you a dictionary next time.
Tampons draw more blood then Edward does... I dare say your hamster is more vicious than that pussy.
TEAM: Twilight is lifeless entertainment.
Learn what irony means. Twilight must have messed up your vocabulary.
Don't use words you don't understand to make yourself sound deep. And by the way, you used the wrong tense in word 11.
That's called a coinidence. A really dumb one, at that, considering lots of hamsters bite. Ooh, but because THIS ONE is named Edward, it must be a vampire in disguise!
if you wanted it to be ironic, you should have named it something like "Fluffy, the animal who doesn't bite". otherwise, its a coincidence. also, twilight is dumb.
you clearly don't understand irony...by a dictionary or go to an English class.
dooood i just got a hamster and named it twilight! :D we r like brothers!
Your whole family is going to get rabies.
Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile.
I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life.
And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this.
Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.
OhEhmGee! That's, like, SO funny!
Twilightisgay :)
HarryPotterFTW
That hamster is a way better vampire than Eddie.
Wait a second...
Eddie doesn't suck blood. He just sucks. :D
And I must agree with Blade. I'm also sure the hamster would put up a much better fight than Eddie.
The hamster's obviously rebelling against its master who was retarded enough to name him after a sparkling fairypire. Smart little thing.
I absolutely hate your juxtaposition of the words "irony" and "coincidence". Coincidence- the occurrence of events that happen at the same time by accident but seem to have some connection. An example of this would be if you ran into the same person twice in two locations half-way across the world from each other. Irony- the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning. An example of irony would be if an ant killed and ate a giant ant-eater.
It's biting you because it wants you to kill it so it doesn't have to live with crazy twihard fans. Oh, and I was going to tell you off for misusing "irony", but I think 40 covered it already.
harrypotterules19, I agree that Fluffy would have been a much more suitable name for the lovely hamster. Ms asknownas, personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :) and possibly the rabies that comes with your fairy bite, although i don't think there's a spell for curing Twi-tard-ism. Any self-respecting wizard would let you suffer.
Seriously, learn how to use irony.
Irony would be a twilight obsessive being run over by a silver Volvo (the same model that Gay Cedric drives)
THAT'S irony.
I love all of the HARRY POTTER fans out there. each book in the Harry potter series is 100 times better than all of the twilight books put together.
@bellaTRIX: it would also be justice. And quite possibly funny.
thats not irony. it would be ironic if you werent so HOPELESSLY OBSESSED WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!!!!
That's not ironic, you fucktard.
How about you learn the definition of irony before you use it in a sentence on the Internet? And your hampster's angry because he was named after someone in literature who is awful in many ways.
to all the people saying that's not irony...
i guess she learnt how to use proper english from the book she reads
ironically...one of the ones who said it wasn't ironic has the username: HarryPotterWins2
Am I the only one who noticed?
That hamster should be put down then.
So don't let the fuckin' hamster bite you. Or do. Enjoy the fucking rabies, see if I care.
Great Job infilterating the oppostite side Wizards
Thats not irony, stupid. Go get a dictionary, you disgusting muggle.
team_percy7: They're not elves. They're fairies. They Sparkle. They fly. Girls are obsessed with them. What else could they be?
Actually #4 Irony has no set definition. ^_^
Go back to troll school plx.
Learn what irony is, fucking dumb shit.
Don't you see that it's getting revenge for naming it after a gay sparkly fictional character?? I hope it escapes its cage during the night and bites open all of your throats.
Hahaha! That's kind of funny! Go Edward!!!! WAIT!! Edward can't have human blood! Carlisle will get SOOOOO MAD!
^That's not funny at all...Edward is not real. Carlisle is not real. The hamster is displaying a completely normal behavior for misbehaving rodents. That does not make your life Twilight. Get over yourself. Also, Fatwhore- Irony has a set definition. It means a twist in a plotline that is counterintuitive to what you have been set up to believe. Irony would have been if she had named the hamster 'Bambi' or 'Flower', which are usually symbols of peace, love, or passivness, and it was still vicious and bit people. The story the OP posted would be a coincidence, not irony.
Edward... not just ANY sparkly gay fairy... he's a sparkly gay fairy HAMPSTER!
ummm, how is that ironic?
...are the Harry Potter fans on here getting *slightly* out of hand? Ah, what the frick.
that poor hamster, being stuck with such a name. I thought all you twitards insisted Edward was a vegetarian or something??? Fenrir Greyback would be a better name, I'm sure all of the Harry Potter fans here agree :)
^ Yes, I do agree, but how about Remus Lupin instead?
Or, if she's gonna name it after a vampire, how about Rufus Scrimgeour?
change its name and then see how vicious she is
That's not irony, dumbass. There are three types of irony: verbal, situational, and dramatic. Verbal is saying something but meaning something else (aka sarcasm). Situational is expecting one thing to happen and something else does. Dramatic is when the audience knows something the characters in a play or movie don't know. Your situation is more like coincidence (a very sad coincidence).
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