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I'm a twilight loser, i gave up my tan to be pale, act like a vampire, and fill my facebook with twilight.

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So twilight! (64) - Needs more twilight.. (55)

May 22, 9251 12:59 PM - My Life - by jacquicullen

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How exactly does one act like a vampire?

#1 - Aug 17, 2010 07:06 PM by bookwork_13
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Is this a troll story?

#2 - Aug 25, 2010 08:33 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Well, bookwork, to act like a Twilight vampire, you just have to put on some body glitter, get really pale, stand in a freezer or put ice all over your body, then find a girl & watch her sleep (and then abuse her in every possible way & never let her see any of her guy friends)

#3 - Jan 30, 2011 02:03 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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