my mom and I were playing Scene It Twilight edition. I'm lending my mom the Twilight books currently so when I tripped on the way back from the kitchen my mom goes "Thanks for knocking over my laptop, Bella."
Kill her, she is the host
OMG THAT'S AMAZING, SHE RECOGNISED A MARY-SUE. ¬¬
Do you have a personality? Do you stand up for yourself against abusive boyfriends? If you answered yes to either of these questions, congratulations; you're not Bella!
eh.mah.gaaaaawd. your life is like, soooooo totally twilight!!!!! no. no it isn't.
This makes me ashamed to be the same species as you.
Luckily, I am not the same species as them. No witch, wizard, mudblood, or squib could love anything this stupid. Only gay men wear glitter.
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now see, this seems legit. this is something my own mom would do. not the twilight scene-it, but the 'bella' comment. infact, i think she has. anyway. this kinda made me laugh because it reminded me of my own momma. :]
Omg that's so hot did you slip her the tongue?
ge, ge , ge ,ge ,ge ,ge ge , ge ,ge ,ge.......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What the fuck.
You and your mother need help.
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