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My daughter run out of clean clothes and had to cook her own dinner because it was very important that I finished reading the twilight saga for the third time, so that I could immediately start reading them again MLIT

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So twilight! (105) - Needs more twilight.. (84)

May 21, 5250 12:59 PM - My Life - by Pookie

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This is simply disgusting. I hope child services finds you soon; no child deserves to live like that.

#1 - Dec 17, 2009 05:00 PM by teamrealworld
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You're a bad parent. :)

#2 - Dec 22, 2009 12:47 AM by Alayne
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Wtf, really? Prioritization. Learn it. Enjoy your visit from child services.

#3 - Dec 23, 2009 11:01 AM by ExpectoPatronum
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You're a crap parent =='' Really ...selfless of you to do that. I hope you have a nice delusional life.

#4 - Dec 23, 2009 08:30 PM by HPftw
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I'm calling child services, your parenting privileges have been revoked.

#5 - Jan 2, 2010 05:47 PM by teamliterature
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Cow.

#6 - Jan 12, 2010 06:48 AM by Kyuuketsuki-Sumire
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Child abuse is a beautiful thing. You know that's how alcoholics and drug addicts act right? Your kids deserve a better life.

#7 - Jan 15, 2010 07:09 PM by someonewithalife
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It disgusts me that you would neglect your child for a stupid fictional group of characters. I don't care how "awesome" you think Edward is. You should care more about your poor child. Please get help. Don't pride yourself in this....

#8 - Jan 18, 2010 09:25 PM by howsad
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Edward Cullen- Helping Twilight Mothers neglect their children

#9 - Jan 19, 2010 06:46 AM by Ellernnn
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You fail at parenting. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore would be ashamed.

#10 - Feb 4, 2010 11:55 PM by team_ron
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself for neglecting your daughter like that for some silly little book. It doesn't matter how good it is, or what kind of sick fantasies you get from reading it, your family is ALWAYS more important.

#11 - Apr 4, 2010 02:21 AM by LupinxSirius
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And while you're at it, learn proper grammar.

#12 - Apr 4, 2010 02:22 AM by LupinxSirius
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You're a horrible parent.

#13 - Apr 13, 2010 07:20 PM by The_Girl_Who_Lived
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You are a horrible parent. You should seriously get a life.

#14 - Jun 25, 2010 09:06 PM by harrypotterfanforever
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I hope child services confiscate and/or burn your twilight books when they pay you a visit.

#15 - Aug 13, 2010 12:31 PM by HPisbetterthanTwitlight
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@OP: Lol

#16 - Aug 25, 2010 07:27 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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@ team_ron: We, the Marauders, are ashamed too. Especially since 3 of us have had children of our own (well, godchild in Padfoot's case). This Muggle needs to have her daughter taken away from her. Then she (meaning the mother, not the daughter) can have a nice, lonely, desperate life doing nothing but reading her idiotic Twilight books.

#17 - Jan 5, 2011 05:27 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I REALLY hope this is fake, but it's gotten to the point where I would put nothing past a Twilight fan, sadly. Really, your daughter deserves better. You remind me of Vernon and Petunia Dursley, OP. Maybe you should take a leaf out of Lily and James' book, as they would DIE to save their child, let alone giving up a silly book long enough to get them clean clothes and food (basic human rights.) Or Molly and Arthur Weasley's, who had next to no money or spare time because of their big family but still provided the basics and put their children first, and had enough room at the table for friends to join. Or, of course, Remus and Nymphadora. xx, Luna.

#18 - Feb 5, 2011 07:50 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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^ And there's also Mr. & Mrs. Granger, who understood their child was different and accepted it, or Frank & Alice Longbottom, who wouldn't betray their family & friends even as the Lestranges were torturing them into insanity. Then again, even Marvolo Gaunt was a better parent then you, OP.

#19 - Feb 15, 2011 02:05 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I believe this is called child neglect and it is illegal in every state. Enjoy your visit from child services.

#20 - May 21, 2043 01:06 PM by ScottieSummers
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Why would you do that. That's child neglect. You should be ashamed of yourself. And all because of a crappy book. You twitards disgust me.

#21 - Jun 11, 2011 12:15 PM by percyjackson
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