My boyfriend's real name is Edward. I like to pretend MLIT.
I like to wish you guys don't exist!!!
And so, one perverted cow woman who's hot for vampires ruins a name for an entire generation.
You sad sad child
if you can't appreciate your boyfriend for who he really is and not some lamely fictional character, you don't deserve to have a boyfriend in the first place
If I had a boyfriend named Edward I'd think of Fullmetal alchemist. Until twilight came out. Now I just wouldn't....
I'm sorry you need to pretend that your boyfriend is someone he isn't for the sake of your happiness.
Wow, really? Edward? Only, like, three percent of the population of the United States is named Edward? Like, ohmgee! Have you considered dating a boy with any, gee... actual personality points?
I'm now embarressed to play Alone in the Dark because the protagonist's name is Edward Carnby.
Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic.
Edward? So you pretend he's Edward Scissorhands?
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