Today I realized I have something in common with Bella. My parents aren't together anymore and I barely see my dad. He's a cop and has a very dry sense of humor. My mom is extremely bubbly and dates a guy named Phil. Edward, I'm waiting! MLIT
Why is my Bullshit meter going off?
No, the bullshit meter has fucking exploded by this point.
Keep waiting, Twitard. He's never going to come. Why? BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER! Jesus H. Christ, when are you Twitards going to get that through your heads?
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