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Today I realized I have something in common with Bella. My parents aren't together anymore and I barely see my dad. He's a cop and has a very dry sense of humor. My mom is extremely bubbly and dates a guy named Phil. Edward, I'm waiting! MLIT

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So twilight! (252) - Needs more twilight.. (108)

Dec 9, 2009 07:40 PM - My Life - by Hayl

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Why is my Bullshit meter going off?

#1 - Dec 10, 2009 09:58 PM by shmiglfib
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No, the bullshit meter has fucking exploded by this point.

#2 - Dec 28, 2009 10:33 PM by Yeahokay
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lol

#3 - Aug 23, 2010 07:46 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Keep waiting, Twitard. He's never going to come. Why? BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER! Jesus H. Christ, when are you Twitards going to get that through your heads?

#4 - Nov 24, 2010 07:08 PM by Eragonrocks
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