Yesterday, my two friends and I decided it would be fun to go see Santa at our local mall, when we got there, I asked him for Edward Cullen. Make it happen Santa, make it happen. MLIT.
OMG i love abusive control freaks who watch me while i sleep too!
Edward. Fucking. Cullen. Isn't. Real. Get it? This realization will help your mental situation considerably.
OMG! I want him too! He can live in my house. Then, I'll get insurance, and FREAKING LIGHT IT ON FIRE!
OMG! I want him too! He can live in my house. Then, I'll get insurance, and FREAKING LIGHT IT ON FIRE!
Yep, I've always wanted to come downstairs, Christmas morning, and find a sparkly vampire hiding under my tree.
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