Today, I read that people who steal phones look up contact such as "mom" and "dad" and ask for a bank account number to steal your money. After reading that, I plan to change my mom to Esme and my dad to Carlisle :) MLIT
yeah well my whole phone book is harry potter characters but you dont hear me bragging about it
Is this whole website actually devoted to making fun of twilight? Just curious...
Was it made for making fun of Twilight? No. Do the commenters use this site to make fun of Twilight? You bet.
^^ *love* Potterheads outnumber Twitards here.
did you see the latest twilight post on doesthiscount.com ? WTF???
Wow...I never thought I'd find bigger jerks than the ones I saw on twilightsucks.com, but I was wrong (unless you guys are all from there too). At least, from what I could tell, for the most part they stick to that site to vent their ridiculously obsessive hate for a book series. Do you really have to ruin this site for the fans? I've read that you guys somehow think you're trying to save us from ourselves, but you all know that's a load of bull. You guys joke about imagining Harry Potter and Transformers and things like that too, so you know that we're joking about this stuff. In all honesty, it looks like you come here because you have some kind of bully complex and need to feel more important or smarter than someone else (which is, of course, only in your minds). The point is, as much as you exaggerate the situation into the end of humanity if twilighters are allowed to exist, there's no harm in this site, and therefore no good reason for you to be here ruining people's fun. Like I said, it just makes you jerks, to put it mildly. I promise, I'm not suggesting you stop hating twilight (though why you would hate a book series and the people who read it with such passion is beyond me...ironically, it appears twilight really is your life as much as it is the fans...) because you're entitled to your own opinions just as we are. My suggestion is simply that you do it on twilightsucks.com. Go for it, vent your hatred all you like, and retain some kind of dignity by being one good step above a bully.
^LEAVE TWILIGHT ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
^^Why? If people are going to continue to be stupid and do things such as change their contact list to twilight characters then I don't see why we should leave you guys alone... You clearly need some sense knocked into you...
@tean_ron: Who are you to say that? Who says it's stupid, you? 8 billion other Harry potter fans who have some weird fascination with Twilight fans? Sorry, did I miss when you guys became the correct judgment of good or bad, stupid or not, or right or wrong? I's called opinion, and ya you're entitled to it, just like everybody else. But, If someone wants to change their contact list to Twilight characters, or any other goofy (yes, I agree it's a little goofy, but who cares!) thing than what the hell does it matter? I'm sorry but I just don't agree with the so called "sense" you're knocking around....not healthy.
@team_ron: Seriously, team_ron, jeepers. Petrificus Totalus! It didn't work...golly! Is it, could it be...FAKE??? Why are you insulting our favored form of fiction? Aren't we allowed to enjoy ourselves? And, I notice you never respond to me...just afraid of arguing with someone who BITES back?
Hey twilight FANS (stay away haters and potterheads), I started a blog called Tasha's Twilight Tales! I'm going to post my twilight fanfiction and some of my poetry, along with some funny updates about my life and twilight. The url ishttp://tashastwilighttales.blogspot.com/
Come check it out! :)
^^Or maybe team_ron doesn't fight back because she has better things to do than argue with someone she's never met over the Internet? Just a thought...
moonwhoespotter u have the best username ever!!!!
and i think if twilighters want to say somethings bad to harry potter fans u have to read the books before u say ur opinion ps i read twilight first
did anyone read what post #1 said? they put there WHOLE contact list as harrypotter characters. okay so if a person wants to change TWO contacts i dont think its a really big deal. and seriously who r u potter people to talk? we have a website for twilight and im guessing you people have a website for harrypotter. two different series and two different websites. i dont see how u haterz can come on to OUR website and bash on us like that...my baby sister-who is 5 by the way-thinks u guys r immature.
we both have our own series to love but u choose to try and compare ours to yours just because twilight reached better measures than harry potter. i just say you guys r jealous because you've been around longer so u should be on top. Well hate to break it to ya pumpkins but twilight knocked ALL vampire,wizard,warewolf book out of the way when it first published. i know. i used to be a potterhead but when i read the twilight series.........it just.......it was like i imprinted on the book.....we had a bond lol. we dont compare your book with ours so dont be the stupid ppl who tend to ruin everyones fun and put tour book to shame to see how low you would go for jealousy...
The fact that she would change her contacts in the hopes of someone stealing it and reading it? I'm sorry, but that is just sad. If someone has stolen your phone, they won't care that a fictional character's name is listed. Especially because Carlisle is an extremely unlikely name to find anywhere but in this useless book series.
@HarryPotterIsTheEpicWin ...focus for 2.5... The OP didn't change the names because she hoped her phone would get stolen. He/she did it because IF it got stolen, he/she didn't want that person to get access to her bank account number through his/her parents. Maybe you should think before you post something so negative about someone.
My darling Just Curious, do you really believe that a fictional character's name would stop someone from trying to gain access to her accounts? I doubt that the person who would ever steal her phone would know, or care who they are. I am trying to be as polite as possible, despite the fact that you are not (: good day to you.
@ HarryPotterIsTheEpicWin - Oh, I'm sorry. You're being polite? Really? Somehow I missed that when I read your comment to the OP, basically calling him/her stupid with his/her "just sad" efforts to protect his/her bank account. You and your hater friends come on this site for the specific reason of berating and belittling the fans here, calling them stupid or crazy or (often) much worse. Polite, huh? I'm sorry if I get a little impolite in reaction to that. Seriously, you guys just need to get off this site. I couldn't care less if you hate the series, but the automatic hatred that you people seem to feel for the people who like it (for the simple reason that we like it! Seriously? WTF?!) is absolutely ridiculous, and to borrow your words, "just sad." And the fact that you go onto a fansite because you feel the need to ridicule people for simply liking a book series... I just don't know. I'll never understand it... This is our fansite. This isn't a hater site. Please, just get off. (There...I said "please." Polite enough for you?)
You should calm down. Haha.
My phone has Chuck Norris, I win.
harry potter is awesome!!
twilight? are you fucking kidding me??
hell is waiting for you.
Twilight is the thing do happen to the world since Hitler.
This is so funny and absolutely pathetic and just sad. Seriously, go get help.
I really don't mind the book series. I really don't mind the movies. I really don't even mind some of the fans. But when I go to school and express the opinion that Twilight is horrible literature with a bad writing style, is anti-feminist, supports teen pregnancy, and supports abusive relationships, I really don't appreciate being screamed at. I don't appreciate being punched. I don't appreciate the rabid, crazy fangirls who are dangerously emotional about Twilight and the characters in it. Let's all be peaceful with each other. Harry Potter fans, it's what Dumbledore, Harry, Sirius, and Hermione would have wanted. Twilight fans, it's what Jacob, Edward, and Bella would have wanted. If any of the characters really existed.
@snapegirly: Seriously, though, in your apparent attempt to make peace, you just completely insulted us all over again. I'm so tired of egotistical potterheads. Twihards, we need an outlet. Check out my blog! http://tashastwilighttales.blogspot.com/
You really shouldn't mislead slayers by placing false contacts to vampires everywhere. It's very troublesome when Spike and I track down your parents and find out they're not vampires. Thankfully, Spike managed to placate things by doing your mom, so we didn't need to do anything drastic.
@behindthosegoldeneyes: Really? You've posted that link about twenty times on this site. We. Get. It.
^^ Yeah, people get it. No one cares about your blog.
And don't go to the blog. I went to it (because it makes me happy how stupid twitards are). The person running the blog signs her posts "hugs and sparkles". Seriously, "hugs and sparkles"? I just threw up a little.
@snapesbffl: Sorry if I seem repetitive, but I just wanted people to check it out, you know those people who like Twilight and whose website you've taken away? Seriously, what gives? Can't you guys spend your time doing something other than bashing people, like playing 'Platform 9 3/4' and running into brick walls?
@TeamLetsBurnTwilight: Thanks for checking out my blog!!!! :)
this is not gonna stop the person who stole your phone? hoow old are you? like 12
^^I hope so. Then it would make more sense.
Twilight: Something you should use when tiolet paper/fire wood is not found.
Now theyll know your pin and all your passwords are 1234 as someone who likes twilight has to be mentally challenged.
@TeamLetsBurnTwilight: At least it's not signed with "You are my life now". XD
@behindthesegoldeneyes: We come here if we need a laugh. I do hate Twilight, but I disagree with all the other Harry Potter fans who come here to just cuss out Twilight and everyone who likes it. There was once a time when I too was obsessed with Twilight, but I quickly came to my senses. I hope you all can too someday. :P
@snapgirly159 Us major Harry Potter fans realize that none of our characters are real. As for your Twitards, however, I don't think they quite get the clue. Harry would have wanted WAR! (He's always up for competition and never "talks through" a situation like the Cullens and the Volturi do.) Edward, yeah maybe he would want peace, but he's a fag who's opinion is always dismissed. As for this post....grow some balls. You're parent's names aren't Esme and Carlisle, and you probably wouldn't call them that even if they were. Grow the fuck up already. I suggest Harry Potter, it will certainly do the trick.
@justcurious Well see, you would have a point, if we didn't do it purposely. Potter fans come on here as haters because we find it amusing how we can diss the littlest things and Twitards are like, "OMFG (#*$%%$&A@)($*&@)(&*($*!!!!!!!!!!". We're not venting our hatred, we're simply trying to prove a point: Twilight has no depth, no plot, and hasn't the hint of writing capability. I'm not trying to make myself seem "smarter" or more "logical" than any of you Twitards, only upping the thumbs for the beloved Harry Potter and downing the ones for the deranged Twilight. It's a fag series. Get used to it. We're not going to stop our rude ass comments, because responses like yours make us laugh our asses off. Please, do throw yourself and your stupid 5th grade reading level series off a cliff (:
@shy_twinerd We meet once again, you little devil, you. First off, I'd like to point out that Twilight never reached better measures than Harry Potter. Look up the fanbase percentages....we PWN you twitards. Secondly, we're not jealous. Like I said before, we find you people and your responses to our hatred amusing. You guys go the fuck off and we're just like, "yeah okay, you're series sucks, go blow your precious fag vampire." Yes, we do have our Harry Potter sites, and we cherish them, by the way. But it's OKAY if we have our opinions about your saga *cough* shitstory *cough*. We CAN come on here and talk bad if we want to. Do you know why? Because it's a FREE country and website (: Also, I want to add that, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were the one who is jealous. You would be because you know that there's more Twilight haters on here than there is fans. I don't wanna burst your bubble but POPOPOP, Harry Potter fans will take over, as you can see we've already started. So, as I said before, go blow your precious sparklefag vampire...if you can call him one. Cause ya know, real mythical vampires have fangs and actually burn in the sun. Just saying...
@behindthesegoldeneyes You're like the 4th person I've replied to, but I just had too because you really tick me off. Team_ron pwns you man, so shut the fuck up, k? Maybe he doesn't reply to you because he doesn't want to fool with your nonsense. I, on the other hand, am not afraid to tell you that you are stupid. To anyone else, If you can't get what sense he's knocking into people, then you must be blind. He's obviously trying to tell everyone how ridiculously retarded the Twilight series is. And I'm sorry, it's FUCKING HILARIOUS when twiTARDS make their insult name into twiHARDS. Can't take the harsh judgement kitties? Aww...let's put a band-aid on it and shut the fuck up.
...Or you could change them to your parents' actual names. Also, comment #3 made my day.
Wouldn't that make people WANT to call "Carlyle" and "Esme" and harass them for being in the worst fucking piece of literature in the past decade?
justcurious i LMFAO'D when i read ur comment twilight was good a century ago mk so jsut get over it and i use to like it before the movie came out but its jsut a nouuying now cause of all theese people liking it so we can make fun of u low life lowners if we want! so fuuuuck u gay twilight fucker
o and jsutcurious get a life ahahahahahhahahaaha its a fictional book there not alive twilight is gay now because of u and ur little stupid fans because u all think that edward is gonna love you or wateva and you dream about him and shit like that! so jsut wanted to let yoou know you maek twilight suck
Hey Hey guys,calm down all of you.
I don't see why you people must get angry over something which is FICTION. Yes, twihards, FICTION.Yes, harry potter fans, FICTION.
We should all get along.Because to be honest,both series are boring to me.The only real interesting thing in our lives is reality.
Hey. I just want to point out that your parents' names in your phonebook are usually mom and dad... So, why do they need to be changed? My dad's real name is not, "Dad."
Yes. Because they'll NEVER see through such a clever disguise.
shy-twinerd, your inability to properly form sentences and use correct spelling just put all the Harry Potter people a couple notches above you. Also, the reason your book are doing so well is because of twelve year old morons thinking Robert Pattinson is hot and that the book is so romantic. At least Harry Potter fans have 1) a brain, 2) ability to speak English and, 3)real reasons for liking the book other than allegedly good looking actors. In addition to that, we are the farthest thing from jealous. Harry Potter, no matter what you think, is much better than Twilight in every way and has earned it's fare share of fans and money. Stephanie Meyer is a nobody while J.K. Rowling stands to be one of the wealthiest people, so shut the flying fuck up you stupid twat.
....or you could just change your parents' names to their real names...
Agreed to the post above. Instead of putting 'mom' and 'dad', you could grow up and put their real names in. And in case you didn't think of this, if someone steals your phone, they don't know what the fuck your parent's names are.
I don't see how changing their names to Carlisle and Esme would help. Are you thinking it would scare people off or something? Because you would be wrong.
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