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All my friends and I are literary nerds and constantly talk about how horribly written and disrespectful the Twilight saga is to intelligent beings. I have a drawer in the back of my closet filled with all my Twlight related merchandise including the novels/ audio books. My Secret Life is Twilight.

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So twilight! (251) - Needs more twilight.. (154)

Dec 2, 2009 02:21 AM - My Life - by ClosetVampire

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no, you are a fucking POSER

#1 - Dec 19, 2009 04:24 PM by sardonic
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well, it's true, so why would you become an obsessed faggot?

#2 - Dec 23, 2009 11:22 AM by harrypotter>twi****t
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lol. this made me laugh. today i realzed that this guy "harrypotter>twi****t" has no life, so he spends his time reading harry potter and comenting on this site just to call everyone a fag. hes a meany. and should read him some twilight:D

#3 - Dec 26, 2009 06:11 PM by nana4742
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Today i realised that harrypotter>twi****t is cool for reading harry potter and reading twilight might kill him inside like it does with all you freaks on this website :)

#4 - Dec 31, 2009 02:06 PM by ihateyou
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Haha Harry Potter has nothing on Twilight! hahahaha

#5 - Jan 1, 2010 10:26 AM by InlovewithEdward
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poseur indeed, hp owns twilight

#6 - Jan 6, 2010 04:08 PM by omgwtfbbq
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Okay, both are wrong. Twilight is poor, and Harry Potter lost its passion after the first few books. Nobdoy wins.

#7 - Jan 8, 2010 11:55 PM by Comments
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Fuck everyone else. Watch Star Trek.

#8 - Jan 20, 2010 05:51 PM by spockissexy
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inlovewithedward (your screenname is too obvious to mock, so i won't): We bash twilight because most of us have read it and realise what a piece of shit it is. Most of you twihards that say twilight is better haven't even read HP, therefore have no room to make fun of it or try and pretend that twilight is somehow superior. Got it?

#9 - Jan 30, 2010 09:43 PM by bookwork_13
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OMG me too. I do honestly think they are badly written, but I still cant stay away from them.

#10 - Feb 14, 2010 09:33 AM by littlefennec
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MyLifeisHarryPotter FTW. MLIHP.com or MyLifeisHP.com

#11 - Apr 10, 2010 09:15 PM by Eamon
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Until you mentioned your drawer with merchandise in, I thought this was a sensible post.

#12 - Jul 2, 2010 08:22 AM by HarryPotter>Twish*te
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The OP rules. Seriously.

#13 - Sep 5, 2010 09:16 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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