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As of now, I have 4 days til I get on my Greyhound. Destination? FORKS:D I'm moving there. Seriously. My apartment's already set up. I have a job at a Twilight tourist shop. I love my life! MLIT.

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So twilight! (1178) - Needs more twilight.. (268)

Dec 2, 2009 02:10 AM - My Life - by RenessieBlack

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I hope your Greyhound crashes and you survive long enough to die seventeen hours later alone in the middle of a desert or somewhere equally miserable.

#1 - Dec 10, 2009 11:50 AM by GeorgeKaull
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that town must be ruined now because of that god forsaken book

#2 - Dec 12, 2009 03:43 PM by Pedobear
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If you head through Manitoba watch out for man eating Greyhound Tourists.

#3 - Dec 14, 2009 11:34 AM by didIreallyjustsignupfml
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You realize that when the movies end and the tourism dries up you'll be out of a job

#4 - Dec 15, 2009 12:32 PM by hatti369
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thats awesome! im so jealous :D

#5 - Dec 18, 2009 08:15 PM by MrsLautner7
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faggot.

#6 - Dec 21, 2009 12:51 PM by harrypotter>twi****t
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Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right! NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!

#7 - Dec 22, 2009 03:39 PM by REALITY_CHECK
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Good luck finding a lasting job

#8 - Dec 24, 2009 11:54 PM by Trollight
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what the fuck

#9 - Dec 29, 2009 07:12 PM by harroz
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Have fun in ten years' time when everybody's over the books but the Harry Potter theme park is introducing another generation to good literature.

#10 - Jan 5, 2010 08:04 PM by cozcat
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Lol, I'm going to college here, too. I'm 21, and have actual plans. I'm gonna work at the twilight store for as long as I can, and I'll have a degree or two by then. Worry not, doubters, I moved here for more reasons than the books alone.

#11 - Jan 7, 2010 03:58 PM by RenessieBlack
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Hooray for you, girl. Go get them. Good thing there are poeple like this strong young lady, who fly off and do something they've dreamt of. No negatives here, only super positives for you. All who post negatives - - - so sorry you're jealous.

#12 - Jan 8, 2010 08:25 AM by HoorayFor Tal-Tal
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HoorayFor Tal-Tal- ohyes i'm jealous. SOOO jealous that my skin doesn't sparkle like a magic pixie fairy, soooo jealous that i can't have 5858765554857548494 fangirl ad boys because of this sparkle. I'm soooo jealous that i'm not edward i could just cry! cry and cut myself! WHAT IF I ACTED LIKE BELLA? Maybe going emo and being a mary-sue will lead me to meet vampires and werewolves! OLOL.

#13 - Jan 10, 2010 12:14 AM by Visirium
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reality_check Ive seen the same comments on other post's. Did you just find yourself so clever you had to let everyone know? oh and GeorgeKaull I know this girl personally, and im sure she would be fine with the desert. But for real why is everyone comparing twilight to harry potter? who gives a fuck which one you think is is cooler. It doesnt make you less of a dumbass to obsess over either.

#14 - Jan 11, 2010 03:36 AM by mmhhhmmm
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I feel so sorry for the original inhabitants of Forks... They have all these crazy Tw*l*g*t fans moving there.

#15 - Jan 11, 2010 07:45 PM by SlytherinQueen13
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Under the winter skies We stand glorious! And with Oden on our side We are victorious! No retreat, no remorse Victory will be ours Blood on steel, sacrifice Victory will be ours

#16 - Mar 5, 2010 11:12 PM by COCKFAG_MCGEE
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