As of now, I have 4 days til I get on my Greyhound. Destination? FORKS:D I'm moving there. Seriously. My apartment's already set up. I have a job at a Twilight tourist shop. I love my life! MLIT.
I hope your Greyhound crashes and you survive long enough to die seventeen hours later alone in the middle of a desert or somewhere equally miserable.
that town must be ruined now because of that god forsaken book
If you head through Manitoba watch out for man eating Greyhound Tourists.
You realize that when the movies end and the tourism dries up you'll be out of a job
thats awesome! im so jealous :D
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
Good luck finding a lasting job
Have fun in ten years' time when everybody's over the books but the Harry Potter theme park is introducing another generation to good literature.
Lol, I'm going to college here, too. I'm 21, and have actual plans. I'm gonna work at the twilight store for as long as I can, and I'll have a degree or two by then. Worry not, doubters, I moved here for more reasons than the books alone.
Hooray for you, girl. Go get them. Good thing there are poeple like this strong young lady, who fly off and do something they've dreamt of. No negatives here, only super positives for you. All who post negatives - - - so sorry you're jealous.
HoorayFor Tal-Tal- ohyes i'm jealous. SOOO jealous that my skin doesn't sparkle like a magic pixie fairy, soooo jealous that i can't have 5858765554857548494 fangirl ad boys because of this sparkle.
I'm soooo jealous that i'm not edward i could just cry! cry and cut myself! WHAT IF I ACTED LIKE BELLA? Maybe going emo and being a mary-sue will lead me to meet vampires and werewolves! OLOL.
reality_check Ive seen the same comments on other post's. Did you just find yourself so clever you had to let everyone know? oh and GeorgeKaull I know this girl personally, and im sure she would be fine with the desert. But for real why is everyone comparing twilight to harry potter? who gives a fuck which one you think is is cooler. It doesnt make you less of a dumbass to obsess over either.
I feel so sorry for the original inhabitants of Forks... They have all these crazy Tw*l*g*t fans moving there.
Under the winter skies
We stand glorious!
And with Oden on our side
We are victorious!
No retreat, no remorse
Victory will be ours
Blood on steel, sacrifice
Victory will be ours
OMG i bet everything was fine in forks til those stupid book came oot now i bet evey NORMAL person is moving away frome there lol MLINT
You do know that the people in Forks HATE twiilight right? Oh boy I hope they chase you out of your shop with torches and pitchforks...in the form of an angry mob :D
If I lived in forks when the twilight books came out I would have moved out right away. I bet twilight has completely ruined that poor town.
fuck you, you dumb bitch. if this is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you, your life is truly sad. get some therapy
you should jump in front of that greyhound.
you should jump in front of that greyhound.
you should jump in front of that greyhound.
Sorry to break it to you but I live here, love twilight more than anybody but still hate it here.. Haha the weather is gay as aids and there's nothing to do. :/
i hope that you have a degree after the last movie is over...cause thats when all the twihard fans will all become depressed and commit mass suicide.
Well u must get alot of money
I am so so so sorry for you
It must really suck for the people who lived there before all this Twilight crap started.
Yep, I'm super duper jealous that I don't get to move to the awesomest town ever that Meyer chose for her book randomly off of Google Earth, and I don't get to move to some depressing random town named after an eating utensil. Damn, I wish I was in love with an overrated badly written series that contradicts itself just like you. You're so lucky. Why can't my life be like that? But at least I have Harry Potter, which by the way, is just some awful series about an amazing hero who has a devoted love to his friends but also has to protect the wizarding world from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. I mean, its just some stupid well-written, enchantingly descriptive, wonderfully plotted story. Who would want that?
I want to TP your shop. While dressed as a Death Eater. And spray paint the Dark Mark onto the side of the building while I'm at it. AND THEN I'LL BURN IT TO THE GROUND! *slaps Lor'thremar* No, Lor'thremar! Aaaawww...
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