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Today I was wearing my twilight t-shirt at the store. This pale guy with topaz eyes came up to me and said: "Say it. Say it out loud." I squeled, and said "Vampire. How old are you?' he said, "17. I've been 17 for awhile." It was so cool! MLIT.

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So twilight! (703) - Needs more twilight.. (208)

Nov 30, 2009 04:23 PM - My Life - by Scramble

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That was me, I was jk lololol you're ugly.

#1 - Dec 10, 2009 09:53 AM by GeorgeKaull
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if u asked him out i would so give u props cause thats a keeper

#2 - Dec 10, 2009 03:01 PM by aurangel0309
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That's awesome. Those kind of men are hard to find.

#3 - Dec 17, 2009 05:32 PM by thewerewolfgirl
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u gonna git RAIPED :D

#4 - Dec 19, 2009 10:46 AM by sardonic
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ur a faggot, and so is he.

#5 - Dec 21, 2009 11:39 AM by harrypotter>twi****t
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Hehe, i bet you were excited! Let's hope he will bump into you again soon!

#6 - Dec 21, 2009 11:39 AM by xMLITx
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Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right! NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!

#7 - Dec 22, 2009 01:49 PM by REALITY_CHECK
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Congratulations, you met a gay man.

#8 - Dec 30, 2009 12:24 AM by bagshotrow
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Oh my god!!! That is SO awesome!!! =D

#9 - Jan 2, 2010 10:19 PM by belleakabella
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that is sooo awesome!!!!!! im so jelous of you!

#10 - Jan 9, 2010 09:39 PM by team-undecided
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I have no faith in society. He should not know those things. Nobody should.

#11 - Jan 11, 2010 06:17 PM by Voldy
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1: you're a liar. 2: Your life sucks if you have to make up shit to make yourself feel better.

#12 - Mar 1, 2010 10:50 AM by HarryPotterIsTheEpicWin
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Oh how I missed the amusement this site provided. I just have to laugh.

#13 - Jun 1, 2010 02:48 PM by bookwork_13
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I wouldv'e said "gay pixie"

#14 - Aug 25, 2010 07:27 PM by BellaHasNoPersonality
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@OP: Cool!

#15 - Aug 26, 2010 05:11 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Believe it or not, most people in my class are 17 for half a year now..... .................................... but they are not FUCKING RETARDED.

#16 - Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM by twilightisforfuckers
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Fake! Fake! Fake!

#17 - Oct 4, 2010 12:05 PM by lunaawesome
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That is so cool! :)

#18 - Mar 27, 2011 07:57 AM by OTD!!!!!!
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