Everyday that I wake up to find sunny blue skies, I'm secretly happy to have just one thing in my life that Bella would be jealous of. MLIT.
But sunny skies mean today won't be the day I meet Edward. I know he's real!
@behindthesegoldeneyes: Edward. Is. Not. Real. The difference between you twilight fans and us hp fans is that we can actually admit that hp is a fictional character and we don't relate every aspect of our life to it. I feel so sorry for your sad existence. peace.
So, so true. It's ok, I want Bella's life too!
Why would you want a horrid life full of pedophelia, stalking, teenage pregnancy, and abusive boyfriends?
Hey I bet you have something else Bella doesn't have - a personality
Why would anybody want the life of a listless, buck toothed bitch? AKA Bella. It baffles me.
Why go on about it it's tupid Edward isn't real and neither is bella they're in a STUPID book that you've got called Twilight!!!!!
@IsabelPost: Wow, I want to take bella's life, too! Oh... Wait... That's not quite what you said, is it?Ah well, glad I could correct you anyway :)
^^ lol :D
Bella would be jealous of you if you had a life, but you evidently don't - you said 'MLIT'.
Why do people that hate twilight/are not invested in it come to this site? I mean really @edwardisdead @jazspaz why are you wasting your time here?
This post was posted by Pathetic. Self-explanatory.
yo berrybrambleton I'm really happy for you imma let you finish but team_ron had one of the best comments of all time!
She's also jealous because she's a Mary Sue. And because she has a loser dead sparkly faerie as a husband. According to her, you're so lucky.
Sorry honey, but Bella wouldn't be jealous. Because she has no life of her own, and no sense of her own identity except for what she can absorb from the people around her. It looks like codependency is the only unique feature that keeps her from being a true Mary Sue. Props to Stephanie Meyer for improving the classic character.
You know who else also liked blue skies? Hitler.
@Ebenezer Scrooge, you just made my day. Just kidding. You made my life.
Marry me. (Don't worry, I don't sparkle, murmur, or fall in love with anyone who does.)
@berrybrambleton. i noo exactly where your coming from. It makes me ANGRY. they say we're sad for posting certain things but i bet they do it on the my life is harry potter things. just cos we like a totally different thing to them dont mean the can take the piss. i dont really like HP but i dont take the mick out of it!
@Cookiee.Cullen- OOOOOH I'm soooooo SOWWY i hurt ur poor wittle feelings!! I feel like such a horrible horrible person now!! I might even be....*gasp*....MAKING YOU ANGRY!! OH MY GOSH WHATEVER SHALL I DO WITH MYSELF!??!!......haha you fag. No one cares. On AverageWizard, we don't relate ever aspect of our lives to a fictional character, we don't make out with books, and we don't injure ourselves in hopes that a sparkly fictional character will come attack/rescue us. You Twifags have some of the thinnest skin around which is why you're all so fun to make fun of. You'll flip shit if we say the OP is a dipshit for saying "Today I realized my hair is brown....just like Bella's!! :D MLIT". So we'll continue making you ANGRY (god forbid THAT happens right?) in hopes that you kill yourself in anger. And you can't make us stop.
my god, another troll story. why can't twilight haters get it into their heads that we like twilight, and leave us alone?
@behindthegoldeneyes GET OVER THE WEIRDO! HE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER. GET OVER IT!
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