I don't know what's worse: that I woke up on an airplane from Washington to Chicago with glitter in my hair and on my peacoat or that the giggling tweens who did it followed me around the airport. I might have high cheek-bones, short brown-red hair and hazel eyes, but I'M A GIRL!!! Apparently, MLIT.
i am so sorry that they did that to you.
Well. Everyone knows Edward's gay, but who knew he got a sex change?
Those 'tweens' clearly have nothing better to do.. I feel bad for you, tbh.
I feel incredibly sorry for you, being stalked by little Twitards who can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl.
I am extremely sorry, but Luna advises me they added a couple of their nargles to your person while they were at it.
Ugh, my condolences to you. I'm sorry you had to experience that idiocy.
I feel bad for you :( Sorry you had to go through listening to twittering teens who have no lives and are so dim that they cannot tell the difference between a boy and a girl.
u guys r mean ! it doesnt mean that all fanpire would do that !!!!!! geez u guys have nothing better to do than to insult what we love ahaha u guys have great live ! wait... NO U DONT ! :D
@#11. No, I'm pretty sure I do have a great life.
@11, it kinda takes away from the insult when you end it with a big :D
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE
penispenis i can tell you like to insult twilight like most people on this site but can you at least be tasteful about it? you make the rest of us look bad
"Today I was at WalMart near the poster section. There was a big Twilight display with a big picture of Edward Cullen. Two teenage girls were huddled around the picture, giggling and whispering. I thought it was the typical Twilight fan girl, until I turned around two minutes later to find both of Edwards eyed poked out and a large note saying "Eat that, you sex offender!" They have restored my faith in teenage girls. MLIA"
Man, dudette, you got it rough. Sorry. Those two creepers probably knew you were a girl, they were just pretending they didn't to save face.
I am so sorry for you. This is what these books have done to society. I'm really sorry for you, though. I hope it doesn't happen to you again
You poor girl. *avada kedavra's the twitards* muhahahaha
they must have been confunded... poor you!
I feel so bad for you. That is horrible.
@Fyreflie: There is absolutely no reason to use an Unforgivable Curse. You are being taken to Azkaban for using an Unforgivable on Muggles. Wait till Kingsley hears about this.
You know that might just qualify as sexual harrisment.
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You shoulda just punched them
Poor girl.
I get the 'mistaken for a guy' thing all the time.
^ haha so do I except I don't mind that much because I pretty much bring it on myself (dressing, talking, acting like guys, and hanging out with almost exclusivly guys). Because of this, I would have also beat the shit out of those girls.
@ twitard8999: Stop spamming
Im so sorry about what those creepy "fanpires" did to you. They put shame onto todays youth.
I'm not sure whether you or the weirdos need more sympathy... they are the victims of brainwashing, obsession and lack of intelligence. You on the other hand, are the victim of their desires for Edward to be real. Poor you, I feel for you deeply :(
Oh, and the person who wrote #14-21: get a life. Noone likes you.
I feel really bad for you...Btw, #11, YOU my dear, is the stereotypical twitard. Your grammar is shit and you probably don't even know what you're saying.
@22, lolz. ANd, 11, keep it up ^^ they're just concerned because threats with smileys are the scariest XD
More obsessive Twi-hards... I feel so sorry for you, OP, it must suck to be a victim of the mentally unstable Twi-hards. Admittedly, there are some sane ones, but out of bad luck, you met up with some of the obsessed ones. My perscription is to read the Harry Potter series, watch either Potter Puppet Pals or AVPM (or both), read MLIA, make a blanket fort with a friend while doing all of the above, make sure you each have a coloring book & some crayons, & if you want, get a picture of Justin Bieber and/or Miley Cyrus & some Sharpies & draw on them. Works every time! :)
@team-ron: I did! I remember seeing it and I hope you got rid of the Nargles, OP. If not Daddy and I could teach you some Nargle-repelling Charms? Hope it helps, Luna xx @Fyreflie; Merlin! You Death Eater! I can't believe you Death Eaters are infiltrating Muggle sites...how silly...you do know all they talk about is this mysterious relative of Rufus Scrimgeour's named "Edward" who resembles poor Cedric (R.I.P) and apparantly has a problem with Wrackspurts? There is no way they would be in the Order.
I am so terribly sorry it was your misfortune to meet some of the craziest Twihards.They may have had issues with Wrackspurts, so don't judge them too harshly.Poor, silly girls.
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, & Prongs offer their condolences to the OP. That must suck, big time. Our advice is to go on MLIA or Average Wizard. They're sure to cheer you up :)
I'm so sorry. That really sucks.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
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