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I don't know what's worse: that I woke up on an airplane from Washington to Chicago with glitter in my hair and on my peacoat or that the giggling tweens who did it followed me around the airport. I might have high cheek-bones, short brown-red hair and hazel eyes, but I'M A GIRL!!! Apparently, MLIT.

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So twilight! (2630) - Needs more twilight.. (681)

Jan 26, 2010 03:05 AM - My Life - by Jane

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I...feel...bad for you.

#1 - Jan 26, 2010 01:11 PM by Ihateedward
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i am so sorry that they did that to you.

#2 - Jan 26, 2010 01:43 PM by TEAMDRACOMALFOY
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that's horrifying...

#3 - Jan 26, 2010 04:37 PM by bookwork_13
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Well. Everyone knows Edward's gay, but who knew he got a sex change?

#4 - Jan 26, 2010 05:08 PM by DracoisTOTALLYAWESOME
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I am so Sorry

#5 - Jan 26, 2010 10:36 PM by NeverTickleDraco
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Those 'tweens' clearly have nothing better to do.. I feel bad for you, tbh.

#6 - Jan 27, 2010 04:54 AM by shoopdawhoop
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I feel incredibly sorry for you, being stalked by little Twitards who can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl.

#7 - Jan 27, 2010 04:42 PM by harrpotterroxmysox
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I am extremely sorry, but Luna advises me they added a couple of their nargles to your person while they were at it.

#8 - Jan 28, 2010 04:51 AM by team_ron
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Ugh, my condolences to you. I'm sorry you had to experience that idiocy.

#9 - Jan 28, 2010 12:05 PM by ikillededwardcullen
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I feel bad for you :( Sorry you had to go through listening to twittering teens who have no lives and are so dim that they cannot tell the difference between a boy and a girl.

#10 - Jan 29, 2010 04:06 AM by Team_Emmett
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u guys r mean ! it doesnt mean that all fanpire would do that !!!!!! geez u guys have nothing better to do than to insult what we love ahaha u guys have great live ! wait... NO U DONT ! :D

#11 - Jan 29, 2010 04:00 PM by TEAMCROOKEDSMILE ! :D
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@#11. No, I'm pretty sure I do have a great life.

#12 - Jan 29, 2010 06:13 PM by jacob is sirius
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@11, it kinda takes away from the insult when you end it with a big :D

#13 - Jan 29, 2010 09:48 PM by mynameisedward
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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE

#14 - Jan 30, 2010 04:32 PM by PENISPENIS
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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE

#15 - Jan 30, 2010 04:33 PM by PENISPENIS
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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE

#16 - Jan 30, 2010 04:33 PM by PENISPENIS
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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE

#17 - Jan 30, 2010 04:33 PM by PENISPENIS
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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE

#18 - Jan 30, 2010 04:33 PM by PENISPENIS
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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE

#19 - Jan 30, 2010 04:33 PM by PENISPENIS
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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE

#20 - Jan 30, 2010 04:33 PM by PENISPENIS
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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE HER FACE

#21 - Jan 30, 2010 04:33 PM by PENISPENIS
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penispenis i can tell you like to insult twilight like most people on this site but can you at least be tasteful about it? you make the rest of us look bad "Today I was at WalMart near the poster section. There was a big Twilight display with a big picture of Edward Cullen. Two teenage girls were huddled around the picture, giggling and whispering. I thought it was the typical Twilight fan girl, until I turned around two minutes later to find both of Edwards eyed poked out and a large note saying "Eat that, you sex offender!" They have restored my faith in teenage girls. MLIA"

#22 - Feb 1, 2010 04:57 PM by miller
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Man, dudette, you got it rough. Sorry. Those two creepers probably knew you were a girl, they were just pretending they didn't to save face.

#23 - Feb 5, 2010 05:49 AM by quietlittlejerk
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I am so sorry for you. This is what these books have done to society. I'm really sorry for you, though. I hope it doesn't happen to you again

#24 - Feb 6, 2010 09:53 PM by The Arbiter
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You poor girl. *avada kedavra's the twitards* muhahahaha

#25 - Feb 14, 2010 01:13 PM by Fyreflie
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they must have been confunded... poor you!

#26 - Feb 23, 2010 07:26 PM by zander
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I feel so bad for you. That is horrible.

#27 - Apr 14, 2010 12:03 PM by Blodhramr
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@Fyreflie: There is absolutely no reason to use an Unforgivable Curse. You are being taken to Azkaban for using an Unforgivable on Muggles. Wait till Kingsley hears about this.

#28 - May 27, 2010 08:53 PM by NeverTickleDraco
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You know that might just qualify as sexual harrisment.

#29 - Jun 19, 2010 05:28 PM by team_dracula
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#30 - Jun 27, 2010 02:41 PM by twitard8999
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You shoulda just punched them

#31 - Jul 7, 2010 03:02 AM by Then_Buffy_Slayed_Edward
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Poor girl. I get the 'mistaken for a guy' thing all the time.

#32 - Jul 16, 2010 08:35 PM by Sir Integra Hellsing
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^ haha so do I except I don't mind that much because I pretty much bring it on myself (dressing, talking, acting like guys, and hanging out with almost exclusivly guys). Because of this, I would have also beat the shit out of those girls.

#33 - Jul 24, 2010 05:43 PM by #1TwilightHater
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@ twitard8999: Stop spamming

#34 - Aug 15, 2010 10:41 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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Im so sorry about what those creepy "fanpires" did to you. They put shame onto todays youth.

#35 - Oct 24, 2010 12:03 PM by MyLifeIsAveragedotcom
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I'm not sure whether you or the weirdos need more sympathy... they are the victims of brainwashing, obsession and lack of intelligence. You on the other hand, are the victim of their desires for Edward to be real. Poor you, I feel for you deeply :( Oh, and the person who wrote #14-21: get a life. Noone likes you.

#36 - Oct 24, 2010 01:26 PM by siriuslychibi
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I feel really bad for you...Btw, #11, YOU my dear, is the stereotypical twitard. Your grammar is shit and you probably don't even know what you're saying.

#37 - Nov 6, 2010 02:22 PM by ftsbitches
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@22, lolz. ANd, 11, keep it up ^^ they're just concerned because threats with smileys are the scariest XD

#38 - Dec 1, 2010 12:53 PM by Chochilalala
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More obsessive Twi-hards... I feel so sorry for you, OP, it must suck to be a victim of the mentally unstable Twi-hards. Admittedly, there are some sane ones, but out of bad luck, you met up with some of the obsessed ones. My perscription is to read the Harry Potter series, watch either Potter Puppet Pals or AVPM (or both), read MLIA, make a blanket fort with a friend while doing all of the above, make sure you each have a coloring book & some crayons, & if you want, get a picture of Justin Bieber and/or Miley Cyrus & some Sharpies & draw on them. Works every time! :)

#39 - Dec 25, 2010 02:54 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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@team-ron: I did! I remember seeing it and I hope you got rid of the Nargles, OP. If not Daddy and I could teach you some Nargle-repelling Charms? Hope it helps, Luna xx @Fyreflie; Merlin! You Death Eater! I can't believe you Death Eaters are infiltrating Muggle sites...how silly...you do know all they talk about is this mysterious relative of Rufus Scrimgeour's named "Edward" who resembles poor Cedric (R.I.P) and apparantly has a problem with Wrackspurts? There is no way they would be in the Order.

#40 - Jan 15, 2011 11:56 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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I am so terribly sorry it was your misfortune to meet some of the craziest Twihards.They may have had issues with Wrackspurts, so don't judge them too harshly.Poor, silly girls.

#41 - Jan 15, 2011 09:09 PM by VoiceOfReason
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Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, & Prongs offer their condolences to the OP. That must suck, big time. Our advice is to go on MLIA or Average Wizard. They're sure to cheer you up :)

#42 - Jan 19, 2011 01:09 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I'm so sorry. That really sucks.

#43 - Jan 23, 2011 02:28 PM by AllYouNeedIsLove19
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I'm sorry!

#44 - Mar 22, 2011 04:50 PM by hermione_can't_draw
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#45 - May 23, 204 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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