Today was the best day of my life! This morning I accidentally scratched my wrist on my kitchen cabinet while grabbing some oatmeal. When I got to work everyone said it looked like a vampire bite. MLIT
Today was the best of day of my life too!!! Today, someone told me my scars from a car accident last year that disfigure my face look just like the results of a werewolf mauling. MLIT.
OH EM GEE TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LYFE TOO!! I fell when I was little and have a scar on my forehead!!! PLUS, I wear glasses!! Everybody said that I was toooootally Harry Potter in girl form!!!!!!! It was like, sooooooo awesomeeee!!!! No. All of this is bs. I'm making fun of you twihards, just incase you didn't pick up on that.
THAT was the best day of your life? One little scratch and people making off-handed comments about it? What an incredibly sad life you have. I'm not making fun of you; I'm just worried.
So my cat scratched me, and everyone said it TOTALLY looked like a cat scratch.
Yeah thats right. YOU HEARD ME.
Today was the best day of my life! This morning I accidentally burned my neck while straightening my hair. When I got to school everyone said it looked like a a hicky. I actually looked like a badass instead of a twilight low life!! :O
My freinds cat scratched my wrist and people thought I was emo for a week, but they never thought I was a vampire you noob!
lol at #3, and yes, this is very very very sad.
She must be emo, only explaination......that or shes a total and complete idiot.I agree w/ all of you except comment #1.... I just think she needs some...no, a LOT of help.
Best day of your life? Ahw man, your life sucks
Omg you know what? Today I tripped over and everyone.. told me i tripped over. Best day ever!
I have had much better days in the whole 12 years that I've been alive then THIS. Harry Potter FTW.
Erm...saying the best day of your life is when you hurt yourself is called masochism and it's a phycological disorder. You should have it check out.
You life is hideous if this is what you call a good day.
I also have a scar resembling what Stephenie Meyer described. It was from being kicked into a rotting wall of a barn with a rusty nail sticking out of it during a fight. Someone told me it looked like a vampire bite or whatever. I punched them.
you have contracted gangrene, seek medical attention fast!
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