I can't wait for my senior year prom because I'm going to have the best date ever. Who might that be? My Edward Stand up poster of course! MLIT
You are very very said. I hope you get a paper cut.
Oh god dont. Please dont. You'll never live it down and at your reunion you will be known as the loser who took an Edward Cullen cut out poster to prom because she couldnt get a date. Seriously I am begging you - dont.
Most posts on this site could also double as FMLs. Either the person writing them has no friends/social life, she is being a bitch to her boyfriend/family/friends because they aren't "Twilight enough," or those around her have to deal with her delusions and psychosis.
This goes to show how vampires not only like to suck blood also suck the brains out of once possibly normal people.
GET A FREAKING LIFE YOU NO HOPE LOSER
How are you going to fuck a piece of rotting cardboard?
That's probably because you're fat and no one wants to date you. I've noticed most Twilight fans are fat. I don't know if being fat makes you lonely and more prone to wanted to date fiction and abusive and borderline stalker-y characters from poorly written books, but, yeah. Most Twilight fans and fat and lonely. Like I'm imagining you are. Have fun with your imaginary friends at prom.
i feel for you. and pray that you will get a life soon, very soon.
Prepare to have garbage and rocks thrown at you...
You do realize that Prom is a real picture-taking occasion and in like 30 years your kids are going to be looking through your prom pictures and will be like, "Uhh Mom, why the heck are you holding an ugly cutout?" and then you'll have to explain to them why you couldn't get a date. Not to mention the strange impression your distant realtives to whom your parents send these pictures will get of you, but then again, they might not be surprised. Or maybe your folks will have enough sense not to take any photographs at all. Now put the Twilight book down, and call a friend to do some social function that does not have anything to do with Bella, Edward, Jacob, or any illegal sexual activity. For your own sake.
this is the reason that twilight fans are so oft ridiculed
Listen to Karen...she speaks the truth
Obviously you have no friends/life/love life. STUPID TWIFUCKTARD GET A LIFE AND FUCKING READ SOMETHING BESIDES ABOUT HOMOSEXUAL VAMPIRES.
TWILIGHT KILLED THE VAMPIRE.
umm..you must be really really weird. i hope your joking. have fun being the joke of the school. like get a life and some friends. jesus christ what it wrong with you people. and like other people have said highschool reunions you will alwayssss be known as that weird girl who took a cardboard cut out to prom and thenn you will have to explain to your kids, adopted of course( cant have babys by yurself) that that idiot with a cardboard is you. once again, dumbasss
Good thing it's your last prom, I don't think you could ever show your face again, you sad, sad, sad person...
that is completely retarded I hope someone sets him/you or preferably both on fire.
are you on drug, or chemicals? since no one is that retarded!
That's gay. All twilight fans fail, I mean, you don't see fans of harry potter books carrying cutouts of cedric diggory to their proms. Way to publicly embaress yourself.
You need a life and help. your so sad!
Oh, so you already know you're not getting asked. Well as long as you know...
Way to give the Twilight fans a bad name (not that you aren't the only one..)
Cedric would never go to prom with you. Even if he is only now a memory... drawn out on a piece of cardboard.
Do it, then be known for the girl who went to prom with a piece of paper!!
Somehow, I think you couldn't get a date to prom. I agree - this would qualify as a FML if it said, "I couldn't get a date to prom. ..." and continue from there. It would be a MLIA if she lit the cardboard on fire.
OMG I WOULD SOOOOOOO DO THAT TOOOOOO. WOW. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. I REALLY LIKE TWILIGHT A LOT AND I REALLY LIKE U A LOT. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. OHHHHHH WOW. I CANT EVEN..I CANT EVEN..I CANT EVEN SAY THIS ENOUGH. WOW. UR AMAZING.
p.s. SIKE!!!!
love, an MLIAer
You're only doing that because you know no boy will ever want to go to prom with you because you're fucking insane. MLI HARRY POTTER
I can see why you dont have a REAL date now...
wow. thats just sad. this is why we cant be friends. you're just too sad. twilight sucks. (no pun intended) go read a real book.
ooooo! i want a stalker sparkly gay fairy on steroids to come watch me sleep. And also for a werewolf with anger issuses to fall in love with my daughter! o, and that vampire will dissmantle my car so i cant see my friends. and ill throw myself off a cliff so that i can hear eddies voice! o goodie!!!
@pajamas: I love mila thats how i got here
i found this in a mila story 8D
so basicly im harry potter all the way >_>
people get so obsessed with edward which is gay
he said he wanted to kiss a guy on a video on youtube >D
i hope it rains on prom night
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii agree with TheDarkLordHatesThisSite since you are very very verrrrrrry and i hope that you get a butt load of paper cut and that everyone boo's you out of your own pathetic little world. have fun thinking about that(:
Lets list what you are: lonely, psychotic, and obsessed
Lets list what you will be in 10 years: lonely, psycotic and obsessed
you edward fuckups need to get a LIFE!
Wow you are never going to get a boyfriend!
Get a friggin' life!
No one cares about your stupid cardboard cut-out fetishes!
yall need to give up twilight...not only is it sooo old, but it never was good in the first place.plus nobody cares about edward, he needs to go jump in a giant flaming hole.you should go with him.
ps-LOVE ALL YOU MLIAERS!!!!MLIA ALL THE WAY BABY!!!
I'm glad you're going to enjoy being the joke of your school. Maybe the DJ or someone will even find a way to humiliate you even more! (MLIA Ftw)
I hope the OP is joking. If not, please OP, for your own sake don't do it. Go ahead and take one guilty pleasure picture of you in your dress at home with the cardboard cutout. Then leave Edward at home and go have fun with a real person.
Hey whatever makes you happy, LoL
this is when I would go to her prom, start "hitting" on "Edward" And prove to you that, as cardboard, and a FICTIONAL character, he DOES NOT FUCKING CARE.
kthxbye :)
Im sorry... im a huge twilight fan but i have to say this is going overboard.
Plus all those who say i dont have a life becuz i love twilight.. well no u have no life for sitting here reading something u hate just to trash talk.
HAHAHA DAMN YOUR LIFE SUCKS!
One day you'll realise that when your husband beats you for being over-obsessive and abusive like Edward;
Your life is NOT Twilight.
Wait. Ignore that.
Your going to the prom with a piece of card, and i'm saying you can get married?
HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Damn it.
Please, for the sake of every person alive, don't have kids.
I'm going to take my sister, she's so hot. I've already decided what hotel were going to stay at ;)
All you MLIAer's should check out a little site called AverageWizard.com :)
Can i report abuse?
because this is abusing my eyes.
I CANT TAKE IT
most of us already to go averagewizard, but thanks anyways
You cannot be a normal person but an ugly fat dork everyone hates. Then i think that will be the worst night of your life cuz your poster will be ripped apart. You cant get a real date the way you are. Unless its a really ugly guy.
you need to get laid big time!!!!
you need to get laid big time!!!!
Oh my please don't! I know a few guys, they're desperate, but at least they're real, breathing guys who will give you a ride and everything! They'll even breath on your face and hide in your bedroom, or whatever Edward does, if you so request!
PETRIFICUS TOTALUS.
I'm just trying to help. Being paralyzed would be better than dying a virgin, which you surely will.
Get a life before you're put into a straitjacket. An Edward Cullen poster? My cat has more sense than you do.
Are you SERIOUS? :| I really hope this is some sort of joke...'cos even compared to normal Twihards, you REALLY need to get a life.
I can see it now...
"mommy...who it that creepy, still, white guy?" "umm..no one sweety" "wait..isn't that that old creepy pedifile guy who was sent to prison? Why would you go to prom with him, did he touch you?"
nice explaining that to your children, no matter the age, I'm sure that will be a box of giggles.
omg you seriously need a life. taking a piece of cardboard to prom? are you a masochist?
cos i don't believe anyone but a masochist (or maybe a psycho) would want to completely kill their social life by taking a cutout of edward to their senior prom. i agree with all the people who mentioned sticky situations revolving around talking to your kids about prom. do you want your kids (if you somehow manage to meet someone who doesn't mind psychotic masochists) to have a mum who was so lame back in high school that she took a piece of cardboard as her date to prom?
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-oh shit, I lost the brain bleach...
YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!! AND JACOB IS WAYYYY BETTER FOR PROM DATE...DONT BE SUCH A DING-A-LING!
I'm sending my zombies to you to suck out your brains and replace them with the Harry Potter series. And hopefully, you will find a REAL boyfriend. *Tramples cutout of edward*
Congratulations, you are now a fully-fledged retard.
I suppose whatever makes you happy. It doesn't matter what others think, as long as you have fun. I was always the crazy outcast, but I had fun while doing it and whatever I wanted even if it went against the "social norm". So, yes, get some real friends to go with you, and perhaps get a photo with your fake pedo stalker cardboard, but have fun with some reason people as well.
As for everyone else that's insulting you because you want to do something against the "social norm", they need to get a life, stop using the words "retard", "fag", and the basic insult of fat people are losers and go live and let live.
Oh please don't. :/
I can promise you that Edward is just a phase and you will be very embarrassed with yourself and most likely disappointed that you wasted something like senior prom on a piece of cardboard in a few years.
And really, why would you want to put yourself through how much people will make fun of you for that? That is just begging for embarrassment.
Also... if you love the character Edward so much, do you honestly think he would have fallen for Bella if she was crazy obsessed with some fictional man and carried around a cardboard cutout of him and pretended it was her date?
No. Edward would think she was some psycho and would never go near her.
I beg you to reconsider. No matter how much you love Twilight now, down the line you are going to look back at your behavior and wonder what on earth possessed you to do something so unalterably socially unacceptible. Go with a real, living, breathing person--whether it be your girl friends or some desperate boy--but please, do not go with a carboard cut-out of a fictional character. You will regret it, big-time.
@73: you said it, bruthah. or sistah. or whatevah.
I truly am sorry, but Cedric is already going to the Yule Ball with Cho Chang.
averagewizard > mylifeistwilight NUF SAID
please, please, PLEASE do not take the cardboard cut out to prom. ITS YOUR PROM AND HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARECTER!!!!! You will regret it eventually... trust me. I used to be a huge twilight fan, but im not anymore, because I discovered MLIA. go to mylifeisaverage.com and cure this addiction to CARDBOARD!
MLIA all the way!!!!!!!
There are sooo many things wrong with this...
omgee.........please be joking! just please!!!
its things like that that makes real twi-freaks look creepy....i begg you for the sake of all twilight lovers.....be joking...
Ya know I didn't think I'd find a lower MLIT post then the one about making out with a husky because it reminded her of Jacob or the one about crying for eight hours when Edward left. But this, this tops it all!!! This is just plain sad! SAD I SAY! Your in love with a piece of cardboard...congratulations!!! now GET A LIFE. You must have nothing if you resort to this. You'll be a laughing stock.
WOW are you really that desperate for a date!
that is really very sad that you are taking a paper cut out of a fictional character to your prom. can you not find a real date or something?
LOLZORZ, don't try to have sex. you gawn paper cut that sh!t up.
LOLZORZ, don't try to have sex. you gawn paper cut that sh!t up.
OMG. First of All, Edward is not real. Second, You are killing your social life, and Third, WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD BRING A PIECE OF PAPER AS THEIR PROM DATE??????? WTF. YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS THE GIRL WHO BROUGHT A CUT OUT OF SOME GAY VAMPIRE TO PROM.
Wow. Read a Harry Potter book, why don't you. MLIAs, UNITE!
Oh, btw:
Edward. Is. A. Fictional. Character.
for the love of God you are soooo retarded! get a freakin' life you moron! I hope you get kicked out, after you bring your stupid cutout lets see how many friends you have, retard
I don't want you to bring it to the prom, I not being mean or anythihng, but you would be the laughingstock of the whole school
This post makes me want to cry. Seriously, get a real date.
RemusLupin, your comment is gold.
so you admit you have no life, no friends, and no boyfriend?
i have an Edward Cullen stand up poster too!!!!!! He's in my bedroom and he protects me at night. :) i feel safer. and AGAIN why do Harry Potter fans/Twilight haters have accounts on here??!!! if you hate Twilight so much get outta here now!!!!!! this is a Twilight fan site!!!!!!!!! DUH DUH!
That;s very sad, embarrassing, and not at all cool. Sorry you have no life. Ha.
I can't wait until all of your classmates make fun of you.
*snork*
Enjoy being laughed out of the earth.
Here's what you can do, however. Follow the pass of Cirith Ungol. They'll be a tunnel. Go through it. It'll smell very bad, but at the end is......Edward! Yeaaaaaaah. Sure. Have fun. And heed not the spider webs. They don't mean a single thing. Or, there's a guy named Shagrat that likes to hang out there. He has Edward locked up! Oh no! Save him you must.
@OP: Please don't go through with this. As one Twilight fan to another, I'm begging you not to go through with this...
Ok, please, OP, don't do that. I think even some Twilight fans here (like ShadowReaper1357 right above me) are telling you not to. Prom is one of the most important things you do in high school. Please don't ruin it by taking an Edward cut-out & being the laughingstock of the entire school. I hate Twilight, but I don't hate the fans. Sometimes I try to convince the more obsessive ones to stop being so creepy, mean, shallow, etc. with how they show their obsession, but I don't hate you guys. And even if you don't believe me (which is likely, if you've seen most of my other comments), still, please don't ruin your social life by taking a cutout to prom with you.
I feel it is needed to point out that NO Harry Potter fans have ever brought a cardboard cut out to prom, let alone own one. Or a thousand Harry Potter poster. Or have kissed any of those things. So, please, please don't do this. Instead of wrecking your social life get a date, or just don't go and re-read twilight, or even better, give the Harry Potter series. It's really good and I Guarantee you will not think of it as a story after reading, it will be something far more real, a Legacy.
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