Today, I realized that everytime I read a book in the Twilight Saga I realize how much my life sucks. Too bad vampires don't exist because I crave to have an Edward.. MLIT
If vampires existed and you tried to date them. . . He would either try to suck all of your blood out and leave you for dead or turn you into a vampire yourself and if you actually happened to make him smitten over you enough to turn you into a vampire then you would have to spend the rest of your life avoiding the sunlight otherwise you would turn to ash (unless you were extinguished first) as well as stalking your prey in order to viciously suck blood from innocent people while you inhibit the shadows of night like an outcast monster.
Put down the book. Go outside. Get some non twilight hobbies. Download podcasts & listen to them. Join a discussion group. Take some classes. Learn to be discerning. Indulge in witty conversations. See some bands. LIVE YOUR LIFE. And before you know it you will find your own Edward - he just wont be a vampire.
I know how you feel. I crave to have someone wanting to suck my blood at every waking moment, who watches me through my window while I sleep, who controls every aspect of my life... *sigh* if only.
nigga stfu you as cracks can suck on a dick
You should try thinking about how awesome life is anyway! For example, you could have a boyfriend who can hold you without freezing you, can kiss you without wanting to kill you, and love you without forcing you to keep secrets and leave your family. =) My life is awesome. =)
Actually lostfaith, I already caculated all that ha I only wrote this post for fun. Dont get too serious now :]
I would LOVE to be a vampire... So I could kill people.
You seriously want to be a vampire? Why not a wizard/witch?
If a vampire exists, it wouldn't sparkle.
Most vampires are evil. They usually have no soul. With the exception of Angel, and possibly even Spike.
Tit or gtfo
But vampires do exist! They live on the bottom of very high cliffs but the only way to get to them is to jump down. You should try it.
your life only sucks because you're an obsessed twitard.
ZeroTolerance, Vampires do exist and they do sparkle in sunlight!!!
@ihearttwilight: In real life? I'm as big a Twilight Fan as any, but I think not. @ganjafarmer69: Stop making racist comments.
dude be happy with your life or else it will lead to depression and then suicide because edward is a gay sparkly version of count from sesame street and both of them are FAKE so shut your little pathetic trap.
*no offense to sesame street cause it kinda rox Bb*
You are correct. Your life does suck. Oh! You mean because blood sucking cadavers don't exist? Haha, silly me. I thought it was because you like Twilight.
Go kill yourself. Yes, that isn't a joke. If I ever have the chance, I will wipe this scum from the earth. I have a few suggestions:
1. Shotgun to the head.
2. Flamethrower!
3. Electricution!(It is such a lovely way to die)
4. TRAIN!
(ihearttwilight11)-Heheh. *fixes surgical glove* Hold still. This will only hurt for a moment. Please, respect the human race. AND DIE! It'll be easier on the future generation.
One day, you will see how Twilight can actually have a bad ending. See, if Stephanie Meyers really wanted to earn money, she couldn't have posted the real story, which was
"One day, there was a vampire named Edward. He arrived at a small town called Forks. He found a girl that smelled really nice. Her name was Bella. He accidentally raped and killed Bella. The End".
Ha I love it how on some posts (like this one), the OP says that the story is fake (or some variation), but then people keep on posting hating comments. Rather pathetic, if you ask me. No offense though. Oh, and @ #4 & #16, stfu and get off the Internet. We don't need profane racist comments (#4) or begging the OP to kill herself in various ways (#16). I mean, I hate Twilight as much as the next guy, but some people just take it too far...
^ I agree. #4, read Harry Potter, it has some very strong messages regarding racism, (which is a truly disgusting thing.) And #16, okay, this is way too serious, please stop. Says something about Twilight fans though when we can't tell a fake post from a real one. xoxo, Luna.
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