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I have seen Twilight 207 times (Still counting). On March 23 when Twilight was released on DVD, I bought it at 12:06 a.m. And ever since that day I have watched it every night before I fall asleep. Filling my dreams with Edward and our meadow. I can repeat the entire movie. MLIT.

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So twilight! (481) - Needs more twilight.. (156)

Nov 30, 2009 02:56 PM - My Life - by moonless_knight

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omg. You && I are on the same path. i bought the Borders Special Edition, and i watched it everyday, now i just watch it every other day

#1 - Dec 18, 2009 10:09 AM by gabicullen1494
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good, now your next goal is to use a potato to fap, leave it in and let it take root. In this way you will die :)

#2 - Dec 19, 2009 11:48 AM by sardonic
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you faggot! you are filling your head with LIES!

#3 - Dec 21, 2009 12:12 PM by harrypotter>twi****t
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Edward is NOT real. Either are vampires. Or werewolves. Even if vampires were real, none of them would want you. You scare vampires.

#4 - Dec 27, 2009 08:42 AM by mylifeisnerdy
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I bought it at 12:03 ! :)

#5 - Dec 30, 2009 10:10 AM by iloveyou, twilight
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wow '_'

#6 - Jan 6, 2010 08:16 AM by kelliiextwilightfan!
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Today I was introduced to this site... I am now bulemic. That's like Bella, right? MLIT

#7 - Jan 6, 2010 08:12 PM by derp2
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Wow. 207 times and counting. That is incredibly ridiculous. That is 400 hours of your life (or more) wasted. Why don't you read a book with real literary merit? I suggest Harry Potter, Water for Elephants, Catcher in the Rye, The Crucible, A Raisin in the Sun, Shakespeare, Anything that is written by Tamora Pierce or T.A. Barron, Sherlock Holmes and many many more. I would be happy to write more :] oh, and if you are interested in love stories, try Meg Cabot. Her characters and plots are fully developed and they are definitely not as shallow as twilight is.

#8 - Jan 7, 2010 01:17 PM by thisSiteisStupidandsoRyou
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Thanks for the advice, but I think i know what im doing with my time. If all of you who think twilight is gay why are you on this site wasting your time commenting on this? And by the way ive read all of those and Meg Cabot sucks!

#9 - Jan 7, 2010 06:11 PM by moonless_knight
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Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile. I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life. And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this. Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.

#10 - Jan 11, 2010 04:04 PM by Lestat is a sex beast
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omg ! ahahaha :D that's great ! TEAM EDWARD !

#11 - Jan 13, 2010 03:15 PM by TEAMCROOKEDSMILE ! :D
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so you fall asleep dreaming about a 100 year old VIRGIN faggot? yep thats not creepy at all..

#12 - Jan 17, 2010 06:32 PM by EdwardTheSparklingFag
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wow you totally have a life....sarcasim....frikin hate this book/movie series!!there is apsolutly no point in it!!!i bet the whole reason that creepo wrote the book series is to form a new cult for 12-16 year olds.

#13 - Jan 18, 2010 07:00 PM by MLIAisbetter
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@derp2 i was introduced to this site. now im gay. that makes me like edward, right??

#14 - Jan 19, 2010 05:50 PM by HJPownsGAY
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Please, no hate people!!! I still do not understand if people hate Twilight sooooo much, then why are you on this site wasting your precious time commenting and reading it?? You hateful people, you have no life if all you can do is spend it hating. This is why we Twilighters, love this series because it gives us a passion. We love to read it, and watch the movies and fall in love with the characters. Trust me , we all wish they were real, but unfortunetly they are not. The twilight fandom is very unique in the fact that we all have united over just a story. Since the characters do not live in our world, they come alive in our minds and conversations with one another. Is is so bad that we believe they can be real, we aren't crazy, we just want something better than our own life. Something to keep us occupied from reality. I ask that you dont judge out loud, please, and just be respectful.

#15 - Jan 23, 2010 11:18 PM by moonless_knight
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The vampires who drink from animals, are generally considered the pussies of the vampire world. Normal denizens of the night usually feel SOME DISCOMFORT IN SUNLIGHT. They EAT THEIR FANGIRLS AND GROUPIES. Oh and, find a new movie. Your braincells will thank me later.

#16 - Jan 31, 2010 08:19 PM by AlbinoCrow
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I am just here to say... "Darren Shan" ROCKS!!!! "Blade" ROCKS!!! AND!!!! "Twilight" sucks.... and go read MLIA!

#17 - Apr 11, 2010 09:02 AM by ravensirius
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i can repeat it too, from my SISTER watching it

#18 - Aug 7, 2010 10:21 AM by cookiemonster
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I think what both of you are trying to say is that extremes lead to bad things. One of you is extremely into this series, almost to a scary point. The other one of you is so against this series that they can't possibly understand why you are so into it. Neither is "wrong" you just have different points of view.

#19 - Aug 24, 2010 03:51 PM by wow2010
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@OP: 207 times? That's pretty impressive!

#20 - Aug 26, 2010 04:15 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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^What's impressive to you is sad to normal people.

#21 - Aug 26, 2010 08:25 PM by teamjoewalker
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@OP: o.O... 207 times? And f**king COUNTING?! You people scare me.

#22 - Dec 11, 2010 08:09 PM by Thrall
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@Pedobear (Comment #1): You are awesome! @OP: Yes, watching Twilight 207 times is so awesome... (end sarcasm here & insert major facepalm)

#23 - Feb 11, 2011 05:05 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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