Today I overheard two guys talking in Science, one of them asked, "How old are you?", the guy then responded, "Seventeen." I quickly turned around and asked, "How long have you been seventeen?" The two guys stared at me in utter confusion. My best friend backed me up by responding, "A while." MLIT.
Today i found a site called www.mylifeistwillight.com and realized that not even the stupidity of the 4th book will probably not be enough to make you weird Twihards to wake up to the Real world, the future is screwed.
Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :)
This is so sad. This website is sad. This makes me sad. Why. Why. Why. Why.
Today, I inturrupted a conversation to make it fit with Twilight. Everyone pretended i wasn't there. MLIMeaningless
Today Some nosy bitch jumped in on my conversation with some witty twilight remark. I punched her in the throat. My friend Pedobear backed me up.
Krista Losito is a large, fat idiot and is not worthy of speech when in some African villages, there are little kids deprived of words. Krista, you are guilty by association. Your friend, haha. You know who I am.
YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE. LIKE SERIOUSLY. WALMART SELLS THEM CHEAP.
17 huh? Pfft. What a waste of a conversation. Personally, I would've asked him what apparating was like.
Shame you did that. I am betting that you just blew any and all chances of getting a date with either of them.
You're all just jealous because twilight fanatics have the self confidence to act like idiots in public, and you're all too self conscious to even put pictures of your ugly faces along with all the stupid remarks you have to say.
Why is there not a "FAIL" button for me to press? I really don't know how to vote on this stories. NOTHING needs more Twilight. Ever. AverageWizard ftw.
@ #10 Obviously you haven't read MyLifeIsAverage!
Troll believable stories. Thank you. :)
I'm going back to Mylifeisaverage. I can't take this anymore. The only thing I like about this website is that I actually got the username I wanted. On awesome websites like Mylifeisaverage, its taken already :'(
This website. Total Fail.
WOW! u r soooooo sad!!!! i guessing he has been seventeen for less than 12 months OH!!!!! but who knows probably he is a vampire and been seventeen for over 100 years!!!! i hope he wasnt cute because u killed ur chances of going out with him.... actually any guy!!!! do the world a favor and throw away ur twilight books and get rid of ur life size poster of edward thats in ur room... ya i know its in there and i dont have to be a vampire staring into ur room to know that
This website gives me a headache.
I cannot believe people do these things. havent u ever heard of fiction! hahahah.. I agree with #17 .. so sad. GET A LIFE! The Twilight books are amazing (not the movies) btw. All the ones that are obsessed with Robert Pattinson are not true twilight fans. The Edward the books portray is so much beautiful than what they give u in the movie. If u had read the books first you would know that.
It's one thing to make a quiet reference with your friends who may or may not appreciate or enjoy this series. But to actually jump into someone else's conversation to demonstrate your excessive knowledge of twilight- and resultantly your limited knowledge of tasteful literature and fiction- is a whole different story, are you kidding?
'Today I overheard two guys talking in Science, one of them asked, "How old are you?", the guy then responded, "Seventeen." I quickly turned around and asked, "How long have you been seventeen?" The two guys stared at me in utter confusion. My best friend backed me up by responding, "A while." MLIT.'
... 'and then after school we both got the sh!t kicked out of us for some reason'.
God, you people are so immature.
There are people in this world who like Harry Potter. People who like Twilight. People who like both. Whatever you may like, no one has the right to bash one another, just because of someone's book interests. Who are you to say that someone's stupid because they like Twilight? Who are you to say people who like Harry Potter suck? People post stuff here in hopes of entertaining others who have the same effing interests as them; they don't write for haters. You guys have no right to ruin the fun for these people. So how about you all grow up, and learn some respect, yeah? It's people like you who spread hate and division. Who the eff wants that?
Well, I want that. It makes me happy to know the world's a darker place because I posted a comment on a lame failure of a website and made a Twilight fan cry. :D
ive actually done that same exact thing! Me and my bff laughed fr EVER about it!
good thing your friend backed you up...or you might have embarrassed yourself. because you didn't do that already or anything....
HARRY POTTER WILL BURN TWILIGHT IN THE BOWLES OF HELL!!!! TWILIGHT SUKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A COPY OF VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!! GET A DAMN LIFE!!!!!!
HARRY POTTER WILL BURN TWILIGHT IN THE BOWLES OF HELL!!!! TWILIGHT SUKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A COPY OF VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!! GET A DAMN LIFE!!!!!!
wow get a life 'You like plotting a garden, and i like plotting to kill' 'You think that you should rule the world, i think books are thrill!' ' sipping tea by the fire is swell' 'pushing people in is fun as well!'
(if u know the song you get a goblet of pumpkin juice!! enjoy :D)
"I like folding all my ties..."
"...and you have no friends, hey, that's a surprise!"
"I guess it's plain to see when you look at you and me, we're different, different as can be!"
Thank you for the pumpkin juice =]
I guess that's from AVPM? I'm going to reward myself after the HSC by watching it over and over [I haven't seen it yet :'( ].
"I know what you are"..
"Say it... Out loud... Say it"
"Vampire"
"And are you afraid"
"No"
Haha that is awesome! You had to say that.. it was a perfect set up
omg that's the worst set up ever!! i would use avada kedavra on anyone who did that to me! ughh i can't take these stupid muggles!
"You're a sissy, a twat, a girl! Im the darkest of lords!" "Im the brightest professor here, I've won several awards" "My new world is about to unfold" "You got beat by a two year old" "I'll kill him this time through and through" "Or you might just give him another tattoo."
*gladly accepts goblet of pumpkin juce and hands you a chocolate frog*
When I rule the world, I'll have snakes. And goblins and werewolves a fleet of dementors and giants and thestals and all my Death Eaters! Yay pumpkin juice!
Seiously though, you shouldn't think that everybody can get Twilight references. It would have gone down a lot better if you asked him what it was like to do magic outside of school.
you really must agree! when you look at you and me, we're different, different, as can - I'll rise again and I'll rule the world! but you must help me renew! for when our plan succeeds! Prevails! part of that world goes to you! when i rule the world i'll have flowers! when i rule the world i'll have ... snakes! *Yay chocolate frog! It's Oswald Beamish! anyone want a licorice wand?*
I love Harry Potter. I hate Twilight. I'm not putting that into count on this comment. That sounded stupid.
dracula is dissapointed in you and twilight,i mean what type of vampire sparkles and has no fangs? dracula is going to eat stephenie meyer tonight and then the monstrosity with end forever
Get a life, or better DIE
PEOPLE! IF YOU HATE TWILIGHT SO MUCH THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THIS WEBSITE! To the person who made this, I think it's awesome, and also really funny. It made me laugh a lot. Thanks! :-)
WE ARE ON IT TO TRY TO SAVE YOU ALL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!! TRUST ME!! IVE BEEN THERE I USED TO BE TWILIGHT OBSSESED TILL HARRY POTTER SAVED ME!!!! FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE!! btw notice how harry potter became famous instantly and it took hot guys to make twilight worth seeing!
edward is a bad example he leads his fans to fighting where as harry potter leads his to love will save u
MyLifeisHarryPotter FTW. MLIHP.com or MyLifeisHP.com
Reading this I would think you're making fun of Harry Potter not enhancing its coolness. The two guys were staring at you like you were some psycho who is in love with glittermen.
BTW I love these comments about Harry Potter they really add colour to the grayness of this website.
"You're all just jealous because twilight fanatics have the self confidence to act like idiots in public, and you're all too self conscious to even put pictures of your ugly faces along with all the stupid remarks you have to say." Reading this makes me wonder why I had that fight in the hallway dressed as a pirate with my friend as a ninja infront of tons of kids. Yea caring what people think? That's so... Twilight.
You're all just jealous because twilight fanatics have the self confidence to act like idiots in public, and you're all too self conscious to even put pictures of your ugly faces along with all the stupid remarks you have to say."
I HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE IN MY LITTLE FINGER THAN YOU IN YOUR HOLE BODY yester day i went to the zoo and a group of my friends and i started singing the circle of life in front of the lions cage im the biggest idiot of all
yesterday*
It's one word *sigh*
This is what you get from reading twilight:
Anger issues and bad spelling
this is so funny, I actually laughed when I read it, cause I imagined a psycho girl with dark make-up quickly turning around and screaming, 'HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN 17!?!?!' aha.
I re-read it, and laughed again. thanks for making my day.
thatss funnyy i wish my friends liked twilight as much as i do they all look at me like im crazy when i talk aboutt itt your luckky that you have a best friend that backs you up like thatt
"Oh, I don't know. Around 3 months?"
"A WHILE!"
"But.. i guess.. 3 months kinda is a while.."
"EDWARD."
This is what happened afterward.
Thank you number 23, I completely agree :) but still this site is disturbing
@ #37: I do!! *takes licorice wand & gives you a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans*
@37: Ooh, liquorice wand! May I have one too please? I'll give you a Redvine!
@lunaandtheloonies: Ooh, A Redvine? Can I have one? I can give you a Chocolate Frog, a Fizzing Whisbee, or an Acid Pop! :)
@thefifthmarauder: You may have as many Redvines as you want, I have a lot! Can I have an Fizzing Whizzbee, please? Their names are fun to say, hehe.
@lunaandtheloonies: *takes Redvine* Thanks! Here's your Fizzing Whizzbee! *gives you Fizzing Whizzbee*
oh i love the harry potter comments here, admit is you tw*hards, tw*light sucks, the only bad thing the wizarding world has ever done to us was voldemort killing cedric diggory and transforming a handsome guy into a sparkling vampire. twilight can't be compared to harry potter, it just can't.
@ikillbabies so we are jealous because they make a fool of themselves? all you do is ask your boyfriends to hold ice cubes to their lips and ask guys with a pale skin if their edward, we go out while wearing our hogwarts robes and glasses, we run into walls just to get to school, we can do magic, but if you have never seen all of that, all i can say is, whell, your a muggle, muggles only notice if you poke them with a stick. (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
UNDERNEATH THESE STAIRS I HEAR THE SNEERS AND FEEL THE GLARES OF MY COUSIN MY UNCLE AND MY AUNT
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