Every day on my way to work there is an Edward Cullen Volvo parked the local Dunkin' Donuts. If it's not there for some reason my good mood for the day is shot. If it is there (which it normally is) I scream, "EDWARDDDDDD!", get all giddy, and daydream while I turn up my New Moon soundtrack. MLIT
Today i found a site called www.mylifeistwillight.com and realized that not even the stupidity of the 4th book will probably not be enough to make you weird Twihards to wake up to the Real world, the future is screwed.
I really dont mean to offend........... but you're basing your mood for the day on a car?
Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :)
A not particularly interesting car at that?
It really is Edward he's inside adding his magic to the dough.
Edward is not real and he will never love you.
Do u guys know who is 200000000000000000000x better than edward AND jacob combined?????? HARRY POTTER!!!
There is no such thing as an "Edward Cullen Volvo". Go to a dealer and ask for one =_=
So your entire good/bad day circulates around the fact of if a car is parked on the street or not?
Somebody needs a life.
NO! youre not a TwiHARD youre a TwiTARD!!!
GET IT RIGHT!!!
I hope you get into a fucking car crash with it you stupid bitch. But you survive and kill Edward, then all the other twidiots rip you to pieces.
All the non Twilight lovers should get off the website. We love Twilight and you guys don't so get off. BTW that is pretty funny. MLIT
...and it's people like you, bella620, who make me ashamed for reading the series in the first place.
HARRY POTTER WILL BURN TWILIGHT IN THE BOWLES OF HELL!!!! TWILIGHT SUKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A COPY OF VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!! GET A DAMN LIFE!!!!!!
We don't want to get off this website. We have a duty to all the twilight lovers. We must prove that Harry potter is better and try to cure your illness. Plus, it's funny to read your stupid made up stories. (and being true makes them that much worse)
you seriously have no life
Imagine the person who drives that car is some poor innocent middle aged woman. And everyday you stalk her car and fantasize about it simply because it is a Volvo.
That just isn't right.
Oh lucky!!!!
Sadly, I moved away from the area with all the expensive carz! TEAM EDWARD 4EVA!!!!11111!!!11
i fantasise about the Jaguar XJ. lol. I love the 2010 jaguar xj
Thanks to all the twilight haters, your hilarious and true comments help me know that there are people out there fighting for the injustice of the twihards, good job!
Oh no, not AmiSparkles again! You guys might wanna Protego your brain now... Oh, and @ #1 & #3, no offense, but I'm REALLY getting tired of seeing those same comments on just about every post I visit.
Edward isn't real. Just clearing that up.
The guy must get really freaked out when you start screaming for him/his car.
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