Today, my soccer team and I decided to play baseball. I asked to be the pitcher so that when I pitched I could wind up and kick up my leg exactly like Alice in Twilight. MLIT.
apparently you've never watched major league baseball before.
you should.
!!!TEAM POTTER!!!
oh wow, you lifted your leg.
major skillz.
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That is most definitely NOT how you pitch correctly. I bet you looked like a loser :D
All the amazing commentrs here already said it all, so I will just repeat one thing..TEAM POTTER!!
LOL i do the same thing. Oh, and as for those other comments, this is a TWILIGHT website, not a HARRY POTTER site. :D
That's just an insult to baseball...
I hope they said no. And if they let you, I hope you failed. Because let's just say...Alice wasn't really playing in the movie. She was ACTING!
Did the batter hit you square in the cunt?
to bad you play in a wheelchair league
I'll bet people looked at you and screamed, "What the fuck... is she doing?"
Haha, i bet you were fat.
Wow I would totally do that too! I love Alice!!
And if you hate Twilight and don't care then don't be on the website, idiots!
hahahahah i heard the actress that played alice posted naughty pics!!! what now???????????????????????
You put soccer team and baseball in the same sentence...the fact that twilight is in there...what the fuck was your soccer team doing playing BASEBALL, the sports equivalent to Twilight and why were you thinking about Twilight when you could have been playing soccer? Girl, you need to get your priorities straight!
Kicking your leg is completely ineffectual outside of soccer. Thought you should know.
actualy the movie was wrong (of course) Alice didn't lift up her leg she only flicked her wrist. so FAIL!
Baseball? Soccer? What the hell (is a hufflepuff) are you talking about? Stupid Muggles... Have you really NEVER played Quidditch?
*raises hand* Slytherin Seeker.
haha FAIL. that's not how you pitch. i know that and i dont even play baseball. instead of failing you should have been reading a real book (not twilight)
You know, Twilight didn't invent baseball...nor pitching....or anything else you think it invented for that matter. Pitching in baseball is a perfectly normal thing to do, and it doesn't make your life Twilight. It means you performed a perfectly normal action in baseball. Good Job. Get over yourself.
Wow, that is the completly WRONG way to pitch. Have you ever watched the MLB?
@OP: Cool. Although I'm not sure you should be raising your leg.
@GinnyWeasleyPotter, Ihateedward, & pyrotech: First off, you guys are awesome! Second, Gryffindor Keeper, right here!
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