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Today, my soccer team and I decided to play baseball. I asked to be the pitcher so that when I pitched I could wind up and kick up my leg exactly like Alice in Twilight. MLIT.

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So twilight! (1233) - Needs more twilight.. (571)

Jan 1, 2010 03:17 PM - My Life - by alice

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apparently you've never watched major league baseball before. you should. !!!TEAM POTTER!!!

#1 - Jan 2, 2010 12:07 PM by twibitch
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oh wow, you lifted your leg. major skillz.

#2 - Jan 2, 2010 12:10 PM by SiriusBlack
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Avada Kedavra!!!!!!! HARRY POTTER RULES!!! SPARKLING VAMPIRES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3 - Jan 2, 2010 02:27 PM by HarryPotterForever
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Check out http://www.mylifeisfly.com

#4 - Jan 2, 2010 03:55 PM by yoyooyyo
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That is most definitely NOT how you pitch correctly. I bet you looked like a loser :D

#5 - Jan 2, 2010 06:44 PM by Ravenclaw
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All the amazing commentrs here already said it all, so I will just repeat one thing..TEAM POTTER!!

#6 - Jan 3, 2010 03:54 AM by RoonilWazlib
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LOL i do the same thing. Oh, and as for those other comments, this is a TWILIGHT website, not a HARRY POTTER site. :D

#7 - Jan 3, 2010 01:32 PM by ah_masquerade
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That's just an insult to baseball...

#8 - Jan 3, 2010 11:02 PM by kateaboo
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I hope they said no. And if they let you, I hope you failed. Because let's just say...Alice wasn't really playing in the movie. She was ACTING!

#9 - Jan 4, 2010 05:08 AM by RealVampiresDontSparkle
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Did the batter hit you square in the cunt?

#10 - Jan 5, 2010 04:34 PM by didIreallyjustsignupfml
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to bad you play in a wheelchair league

#11 - Jan 5, 2010 04:38 PM by Ibonedrobertpattinson
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I'll bet people looked at you and screamed, "What the fuck... is she doing?"

#12 - Jan 5, 2010 10:27 PM by Spocks-10x-hotter-than-Ed
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Haha, i bet you were fat.

#13 - Jan 6, 2010 12:25 PM by ProstatotsandTwilight
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and I care way???

#14 - Jan 8, 2010 10:12 PM by blackwingnekomata
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Wow I would totally do that too! I love Alice!! And if you hate Twilight and don't care then don't be on the website, idiots!

#15 - Jan 10, 2010 02:16 PM by AliceCullenX3
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hahahahah i heard the actress that played alice posted naughty pics!!! what now???????????????????????

#16 - Jan 10, 2010 05:38 PM by mlianinja
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You put soccer team and baseball in the same sentence...the fact that twilight is in there...what the fuck was your soccer team doing playing BASEBALL, the sports equivalent to Twilight and why were you thinking about Twilight when you could have been playing soccer? Girl, you need to get your priorities straight!

#17 - Jan 10, 2010 11:30 PM by wabitgirl
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Kicking your leg is completely ineffectual outside of soccer. Thought you should know.

#18 - Jan 30, 2010 11:00 PM by AlbinoCrow
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actualy the movie was wrong (of course) Alice didn't lift up her leg she only flicked her wrist. so FAIL!

#19 - Jan 31, 2010 11:39 AM by LTD + TDL
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Baseball? Soccer? What the hell (is a hufflepuff) are you talking about? Stupid Muggles... Have you really NEVER played Quidditch?

#20 - Feb 15, 2010 04:17 PM by GinnyWeasleyPotter
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I'm a Chaser.

#21 - Feb 21, 2010 01:55 PM by Ihateedward
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*raises hand* Slytherin Seeker.

#22 - Apr 10, 2010 10:46 AM by pyrotech
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haha FAIL. that's not how you pitch. i know that and i dont even play baseball. instead of failing you should have been reading a real book (not twilight)

#23 - Apr 10, 2010 04:25 PM by BWANINJA
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You know, Twilight didn't invent baseball...nor pitching....or anything else you think it invented for that matter. Pitching in baseball is a perfectly normal thing to do, and it doesn't make your life Twilight. It means you performed a perfectly normal action in baseball. Good Job. Get over yourself.

#24 - Jul 29, 2010 02:54 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Wow, that is the completly WRONG way to pitch. Have you ever watched the MLB?

#25 - Aug 18, 2010 11:09 AM by HarryPotterIsMyHero
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@OP: Cool. Although I'm not sure you should be raising your leg.

#26 - Aug 21, 2010 05:33 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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@GinnyWeasleyPotter, Ihateedward, & pyrotech: First off, you guys are awesome! Second, Gryffindor Keeper, right here!

#27 - Jan 24, 2011 01:13 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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