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On vacation, about halfway through I realized we were driving a Volvo, and was extremely disapointed that we hadn't rented a silver one. My mom almost hit two cars, because I'd screamed when I saw: "Honk 4 Edward" and "Caution: I drive like a Cullen" on the back of someones car. MLIT :D

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So twilight! (438) - Needs more twilight.. (208)

Dec 31, 2009 08:36 AM - My Life - by Wooooooooo

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Because almost causing an accident is, like, sooo hilarious.

#1 - Jan 2, 2010 08:41 AM by Dekapolitissa
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yeah way to endanger people's lives.

#2 - Jan 2, 2010 12:20 PM by bookwork_13
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Check out http://www.mylifeisfly.com

#3 - Jan 2, 2010 03:56 PM by yoyooyyo
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Muggles. It almost makes me think that Voldemort and Gellert Grindelwald were right.

#4 - Jan 3, 2010 04:12 AM by clsteiner
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Why are so many of these people proud when they nearly get into car accidents?

#5 - Jan 4, 2010 12:36 AM by Syl
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To bad your mom can handle a car. I can imagine a more justified ending to that story.

#6 - Jan 5, 2010 04:51 PM by didIreallyjustsignupfml
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that went nowhere, dont post again

#7 - Jan 5, 2010 04:53 PM by Ibonedrobertpattinson
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I agree with ibonedrobertpattinson. Retarded post. And get a grip over your emotions. Your mom should have pulled over and slapped you the first time you started your shriekfest.

#8 - Jan 6, 2010 03:53 PM by ikillededwardcullen
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Wow, that's not funny. Someone could have gotten seriously hurt. Thinking about it now, though... it should have been you. That would at least prove the theory of Natural Selection.

#9 - Jan 7, 2010 04:03 PM by Not a Fanpire
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I wish your mother HAD gotten into an accident with those people, and that she was the only survivor. You need to get a life, you stupid fucking bitch. Go fuck yourself.

#10 - Jan 9, 2010 11:11 PM by ANormalTwilightFan
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You are a worthless human. I mean, the books are good, but beyond that, they are fucking fictional characters. Go to MLIA. We are going to take over this website anyway.

#11 - Jan 10, 2010 07:30 PM by mylifeisdinosaur
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clsteiner, we definately were. : If I had only suceeded, I would have gone after all these twitards first.

#12 - Jan 16, 2010 08:53 PM by TomRiddle
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@OP: Lol.

#13 - Aug 21, 2010 05:48 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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XD

#14 - Sep 4, 2010 05:27 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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@OP- Someone could have gotten hurt. @ShadowReaper (seems like im doing this all the time)- Why are you laughing when someone could have gotten hurt?

#15 - May 10, 2011 05:48 PM by percyjackson
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