I have a poster of Jacob in my room. Everytime I leave my room, I blow him a kiss. MLIT
that is actually kind of pathetic.
I agree with "Twilight is for Retards" You need to get a life.
If Jacob ever starts blowing kisses back at you, I'd suggest some therapy. Or a straight jacket.
That is really REALLY pathetic. Advice: Drop Twilight, go out into the world, and meet some real people.
You may have a little too much time on your hands.
You obviously need to get laid.
@bahahahatwilight AGREED! haha
hate to break this to you, but jacob isn't real.
stupid mudblood.
Fictional character. Say it with me. You will never get with that faggot, nor will anyone else. He is NOT REAL.
Honestly... to a poster? You need help.
Honestly... to a poster? You need help.
team potter: muggle!!! if she had any sort of magic in her she wouldn't be a twihard.
I agree. Only a muggle can love that crap. Or a squib. He has abs. Get over it.
Check out http://www.mylifeisfly.com
Do your kisses smell of disulphide?
its a piece of paper. your a weirdo. they guys fictional.
fiction - something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story:
f.a.i.l.r.e.a.d.g.o.o.d.b.o.o.k.s.a.n.d.m.a.y.b.e.y.o.u.l.l.g.e.t.s.o.m.e.w.h.a.t.o.f.a.s.o.c.i.a.l.l.i.f.e
Merlin's Beard this site is so gay! I'm off to join a respectable group. Get on with your lives twihards... everyone thinks your gay!!!!
This one is slightly understandable, because Taylor Lautner is a REAL PERSON. I used to do the same with my Naked Brothers Band poster (Don't judge me- I was in love with Nat).
It gets a lot worse than this.
*tears down poster and burns it, then dances around the fire to Harry Potter theme song*
and then fap over it, no doubt.
Harry Potter people need to get off this site. Edward is real, Harry isn't you say we're stupid when you chant spells at the end of your comments. There is nothing wrong with making out with a card-board cut out of Edward, I do it before and after school. Because he is a real person! Of course vampires are real! DUH!
Um, BELLAiscious, hate to break it to you, but EDWARD IS NOT REAL EITHER. You'd never catch a HP fan insisting that he was real, or kissing their posters of him before OR after school. Re-read the HP series, go on mylifeisaverage, and then block mylifeistwilight from your internet, unless you're going back on to make fun of it.
BELLAliscious- I just lost a couple thousand brain cells reading your post.....vampires are not real. It is physically impossible to animate something as complex as a human body without a beating heart. Edward is a figment of Stephenie Meyer's imagination, where she had a wet dream about combining 2 traits of a vampire (drinking blood and immortality), with the 'ideal' partner for emotionally needy and unstable teenage girls hopped up on hormones. Of course Harry Potter isn't real. We know that. HP fans enjoy cosplaying and even shouting the occasional spell. Twilight fans dump real boyfriends to make out with cardboard cuttouts and injure themselves to attract a fictional character. All while trying to convince themselves that seeing a perfectly normal car, such as a silver Volvo, makes their life 'Twilight'. There are so many things wrong with making out with a cardboard cuttout of a pale, 109year old pedo-bear who glues caterpillers to his forehead, that I can't even begin to describe it. Edward Cullen is not real. Vampires are not real. Even if they were real, they would most definatly not sparkle. But they ARE NOT REAL. I truly hope that post was a joke, otherwise I think you should seriously consider killing yourself. Not even joking.
I'm sorry to tell you this, OP, but posters aren't real people and can't respond. The only poster that has talked to people before is the Zefron poster, but that is in the possession of Headmaster Dumbledore, and Twi-tards are never going to get that that.
BELLAliscious: What the heck???? Edward is not real, I repeat, EDWARD IS NOT REAL!!!! That get through to you now? Go 'Hawks!
Know what would be awesome? If DRAGONS were real. Oh wait, then they'd be invincible and kill us all.
@Quirellmort: You, sir, are awesome! (great name btw) @BELLAliscious: Please, please tell me you're joking... If you're not, then you're almost as bad as AmiSparkles & OTD!!!!!!
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